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Phire

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11 Dec 2005

Why not?

10 Dec 2005

Oh, it's a thread about male virgins. I'll pass on those.
I've 'done' 4 virgins in my time. The first two I was inexperienced and not very good at all. The second two I'd got the hang of sex pretty much and they both came, which I was quite pleased about!

10 Dec 2005

I dnt lke prdictiv i use txt shthnd so i cn ft mor in2 a txt

10 Dec 2005

Yes, I'll do any virgins that need breaking in.

9 Dec 2005

Quote by Sarah
I was at wigan on saturday swopping shirts lol :twisted:

No I never saw you :P
I never swopped my dress for a silver shirt either redface

redface

And i have never met HLB who says you look like Denis Wise either lol

lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Hi Sarah
Can I come if I promise to wear a shirt that will stay done up?

9 Dec 2005

I think that dressing up like that to go out and party is fine - it's when you see someone in tesco or the bank or somewhere that the phrase mutton dressed as lamb might apply.

9 Dec 2005

Hello!

6 Dec 2005

Nail varnish

6 Dec 2005

Pussy.
Took me a while to get the hang of it but now it's been my favourite place to have my face for 20 years!

6 Dec 2005

I can't even be arsed posting on this thread...
Mod!... Mod!... Mod!...
Where the fuck is someone with a key...

5 Dec 2005

So is she a vanilla you'll still be having sex with?
In which case it'll only be a matter of time before she's at a munch.
I bet you a pint.

5 Dec 2005

I think if it's someone you know off the forums or chat then a one liner would be enough to let you know they're available.
From a total stranger - I'd say you'd want a bit more.
Like;
Can I fuck you.
Please.

4 Dec 2005

Really sorry to hear that Kaz. Not much I can do but say that if anyone is ever in a situation like that and I'm around then I'll help out all I can.
:therethere:

4 Dec 2005

Ooh it's like Russian Thread Roulette...

4 Dec 2005

Saucy people - us ???
Welcome to the asylum, hope you enjoy yourself.
Be patient and all will become clear :twisted:

4 Dec 2005

Someone has to be the last to post and it does make you feel bad when you feel like you've killed a really good thread redface

redface

Now someone else please post after me confused

confused

4 Dec 2005

Quote by Vicky_uk
Phire your added to main list babes

Woo - Hoo! :happy: :happy: :happy:

4 Dec 2005

I was one of the post Wigan munchers and it was my first time in a club (2 cherries in one night!) and I thought it was fab. I was a little bit shy about getting involved but had some great snogs and a little bit more and had some great and silly chat with various people.
Would definitely go again.

4 Dec 2005

Hope there was no permanent damage done to you.

4 Dec 2005

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Had such fun at Wigan, I now want to go to them all - can I have an invite please?

Your becoming a total munch tart lol

lol

And the problem is...? :lol:

4 Dec 2005

Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN
What a brilliant night!
Phire....Your chauffeur to the club was Demon!

Demon - thank you so much for that - sorry I didn't thank you earlier - you can probably make out that it was a bit of a wirlwind of a night for me!!!

4 Dec 2005

Quote by makingcocoa
Phire - "You are in so much trouble." :twisted:
love Cocoa x

Bring it on smackbottom

smackbottom

4 Dec 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Got to take my hat off to Phire for getting Sarah to swap.... red dress wasn't you but the shirt suited Sarah :smitten:

actually i though it suited him :lol:
Ooh, don't tempt me...

4 Dec 2005

Had such fun at Wigan, I now want to go to them all - can I have an invite please?

4 Dec 2005

I'm now addicted after Wigan last night and would love to come. Pleeeeeaaaaase...

4 Dec 2005

In a field next to a train line :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Mummy, mummy, are those naked people fighting?

4 Dec 2005

Welcome, pull up a comfy chair and settle down - you won't be leaving anytime soon if you've got any sense...

4 Dec 2005

Quote by Alexandra
Got to take my hat off to Phire for getting Sarah to swap.... red dress wasn't you but the shirt suited Sarah :smitten:

rotflmao

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Well I did say to Kaz in a PM that I wouldn't be a shy newbie hiding in a corner!!!
Was that you in the lurex shirt that Sarah almost had on???????????
That's the one - and it's sequins !

4 Dec 2005

I quite like the scene in Excalibur when Merlin changes Uther into the Duke of Cornwall so he can shag Cornwall wife - wearing full armour! I saw that at the pictures when I was about 13 or 14 - I couldn't sit straight for hours redface

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For porn, I've got a clip of Chloe teaching a girl how to fist her with both hands and she comes like a train - fantastic! I can go from limp to sticky keyboard in about a minute with that one :twisted:

4 Dec 2005

Quote by Phoenix
Got to take my hat off to Phire for getting Sarah to swap.... red dress wasn't you but the shirt suited Sarah :smitten:

rotflmao

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Well I did say to Kaz in a PM that I wouldn't be a shy newbie hiding in a corner!!!