You may well get your nose broken. This won't happen through any actual malice, you will just expect someone 2 steps ahead of you going through a door to hold it open for you like we do up here. This does not happen dahn sarf as they are still all under the spell of that bitch Thatcher and stopping to hold the door open for someone is of a second they could have been making more money.
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Phire
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
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Got paid £100 to be naked on stage with Travis at European MTV music awards 2003.
Got thrown out of the Australian Pink Floyd Show after show party for setting my hair on fire showing off to some Salford gangsters.
Am in this months (might be last months now) Mountain Bike UK magazine jumping through a wall of fire in a sequinned thong and landing in a lake!
Was in July 2004 Loaded showing their writer how to do one of my fire stunts (more sequinned thong!)
Got thrown out of the Australian Pink Floyd Show after show party for setting my hair on fire showing off to some Salford gangsters.
Am in this months (might be last months now) Mountain Bike UK magazine jumping through a wall of fire in a sequinned thong and landing in a lake!
Was in July 2004 Loaded showing their writer how to do one of my fire stunts (more sequinned thong!)
Don't remember doing that but a couple of years ago whilst driving up the A34 I stopped for a wee and as usual pulled my foreskin back and had my wee. When I rolled it back a gust of wind blew a nettle onto my knob and it ended up under my foreskin. I pulled my foreskin back again real fast and thought my knob was gonna swell up to gigantic proportions but amazingly, I didn't even get stung. Bit of a shock though!
I really feel for those who never really got to have a childhood. Michael Jackson and Walt Disney are the two I most often cite.
My childhood was idylic until the age of 7 when my mum married the idiot. After that I was generally left to my own devices and used to go around shoplifting, vandalising stuff and smoking fags. I got a paperound when I was 10 and gave up vandalising stuff and gave up smoking when I was 12 when I was getting up at every day to do my paperounds and wanted to save all my money to buy my dream BMX bike; £400 in 1982!
I kind of feel like my childhood ended when mum married the idiot and I've been making up for it ever since. On the plus side, because I behave much younger than I am, I also look much younger than I am!
My childhood was idylic until the age of 7 when my mum married the idiot. After that I was generally left to my own devices and used to go around shoplifting, vandalising stuff and smoking fags. I got a paperound when I was 10 and gave up vandalising stuff and gave up smoking when I was 12 when I was getting up at every day to do my paperounds and wanted to save all my money to buy my dream BMX bike; £400 in 1982!
I kind of feel like my childhood ended when mum married the idiot and I've been making up for it ever since. On the plus side, because I behave much younger than I am, I also look much younger than I am!
I'm fairly new on here and just wanted to run this by some of you more experienced members;
When I'm browsing the forums and adverts I sometimes come across (oo-er) some really nice pictures or adverts or postings. I've sent a few PM's just to say that I'd appreciated said pictures etc. I'm not expecting a reply or anything, just offering a compliment. Then I thought 'I wonder if this is appropriate?'
Any views on this?
When I'm browsing the forums and adverts I sometimes come across (oo-er) some really nice pictures or adverts or postings. I've sent a few PM's just to say that I'd appreciated said pictures etc. I'm not expecting a reply or anything, just offering a compliment. Then I thought 'I wonder if this is appropriate?'
Any views on this?
I use that one on people too!
Another dictionary related tool of humour I use is to say something like 'If you look up stupid in the dictionary, there's a picture of you'! Dosn't have to be stupid, anything will do, cute, sexy, smelly, tall, fat, so you can use it as a compliment too.
I've copyrighted the idea though so if you do use it, send me 5p by paypal!
Another dictionary related tool of humour I use is to say something like 'If you look up stupid in the dictionary, there's a picture of you'! Dosn't have to be stupid, anything will do, cute, sexy, smelly, tall, fat, so you can use it as a compliment too.
I've copyrighted the idea though so if you do use it, send me 5p by paypal!
and nice user name.