Yeah yeah yeah!
Well I wanted to post it somewhere and this thread seemed a good place!
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Phire
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
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I reckon I'm pretty good at sex. For me the greatest pleasure is how pleased I am with myself when I make a girl cum.
The best is when you know someone enough to know what they like. Last night I had sex with an ex from a few years ago who is now a close friend. We know pretty much everything about each other. What we have come to realise more recently is how dominant I like to be and how submissive she likes to be. You have to have real trust to abuse or be abused in the way we like it. Anyway, we were basically at it all night last night until she could hardly move, she was just kind of shaking and twitching, I still hadn't cum by this point and she wasn't in a position to give me a BJ or anything so I didn't cum until after I'd slept and she'd gone. Got a text off her today saying that last night was the best sex she'd had in years, if not ever. That text gave me real deep sexual satisfaction.
The best is when you know someone enough to know what they like. Last night I had sex with an ex from a few years ago who is now a close friend. We know pretty much everything about each other. What we have come to realise more recently is how dominant I like to be and how submissive she likes to be. You have to have real trust to abuse or be abused in the way we like it. Anyway, we were basically at it all night last night until she could hardly move, she was just kind of shaking and twitching, I still hadn't cum by this point and she wasn't in a position to give me a BJ or anything so I didn't cum until after I'd slept and she'd gone. Got a text off her today saying that last night was the best sex she'd had in years, if not ever. That text gave me real deep sexual satisfaction.
When I was 7 and my mum married the idiot, I was left to my own devices and used to do a bit of vandalism, throwing eggs at windows or smashing windows. Pretty much grew out of it by the age of 11 or 12 though.
So, from personal experience, it's parents who let their kids do what the hell they want that are to blame. I reckon that if caught, the culprits should have their homes smashed up a bit.
So, from personal experience, it's parents who let their kids do what the hell they want that are to blame. I reckon that if caught, the culprits should have their homes smashed up a bit.
Only tasted my own but the clear pre cum stuff is lovely, I like to stop a girl from doing a blowjob every now and then for a snog to get the taste of it.
Actual cum is more of a sensation than a taste, it makes your mouth go all numb. I quite happily lick some of mine up or have a good snog after coming in a girls mouth.
Actual cum is more of a sensation than a taste, it makes your mouth go all numb. I quite happily lick some of mine up or have a good snog after coming in a girls mouth.
Quote by Baggy Boy
You could ask her beforehand what sort of things she wants you to say.
I usually find girls who like dirty talk like to be called a filthy little slut and stuff like that. You can also describe some fantasies that involve you subjecting her to group sex humiliation and such like, tell her you are going to blindfold her and tie her up and go to the pub and bring a couple of friends back to find her all trussed up on the bed.
Basically, feel your way, linguistically, around what she's looking for.
I could come over and show you if you like!!! :twisted:
Pick me up on the way down, you do the talking and I'll do the drinking.
Leaving 34fun to do all the shagging?????
You could ask her beforehand what sort of things she wants you to say.
I usually find girls who like dirty talk like to be called a filthy little slut and stuff like that. You can also describe some fantasies that involve you subjecting her to group sex humiliation and such like, tell her you are going to blindfold her and tie her up and go to the pub and bring a couple of friends back to find her all trussed up on the bed.
Basically, feel your way, linguistically, around what she's looking for.
I could come over and show you if you like!!! :twisted:
I usually find girls who like dirty talk like to be called a filthy little slut and stuff like that. You can also describe some fantasies that involve you subjecting her to group sex humiliation and such like, tell her you are going to blindfold her and tie her up and go to the pub and bring a couple of friends back to find her all trussed up on the bed.
Basically, feel your way, linguistically, around what she's looking for.
I could come over and show you if you like!!! :twisted:
...I had a liaison with a girl the other night and when I got her knickers off I thought I'd timewarped to the 70's! She had a bush Kew Gardens would be proud of! Trying to find the target with my tongue was a real mission, I'm used to girls being shaved nowadays. We've arranged to do it again next Friday and I think I'm going to suggest that we do some serious deforestation before we hit the sofa/stairs/kitchen worktops/park over the road/carpet/etc etc.
Does this sound like a reasonable request to you lot?
Does this sound like a reasonable request to you lot?
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Me, oh I would love to be where I was this morning - with a gorgeous sexy man in a nice 4 star hotel having loads of fun
we would be sat on a chair watching
Sod that you could join in
even better :rascal:
And I'd be there too with the rather naughty girl I was with last night - if that's ok?
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I like to satisfy her and not come myself and then finish it in the morning and then get up and make breakfast.
realy mmmmmmm
Yep, did it last night/this morning. An ex came round for a drink and couldn't get a taxi home so she had to stay over and one thing led to another and I did just what I described above - again!
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I'm doing my best to become famous! I reckon I'd love it, loads of parties and well, loads of parties really.
but the point being how would you cope with all the other hassle..
let me try and explain, say your in the national papers today and on your way home that night you fancy a shag, so you stop off at the local dogging site and well bobs your uncle, the next day your in the sport?????????? how would you react to that??????
Well I managed to get my ex full page topless in the sport! I've been naked on TV at the European MTV music awards. I perform in front of thousands of people wearing just a thong, I don't think a bit of dogging scandal would be much of a problem (apart from my gran disowning me!)
I like it in the Cafe. I find the chatroom far too hectic (maybe the chatroom could have sub rooms so that you could have less than 7 conversations going at once?).
Another site I go on has a weekly wibble thread that gets started each week and locked at the end and is where you can throw in your tuppence worth to wherever the thread is going. At least it wouldn't have single males desperate for someone to PM them every other line!
Another site I go on has a weekly wibble thread that gets started each week and locked at the end and is where you can throw in your tuppence worth to wherever the thread is going. At least it wouldn't have single males desperate for someone to PM them every other line!
How about Zena Warrior Princess. A friend of mine who was largish at the time did that one and I had some wicked snogs with her, the outfit really did it for me!!!
(How shallow that a bit of fabric and a plastic sword can give me the horn! Mind you I was at a 'red carpet' party on Saturday and went in a cream linen suit and red bow tie and had my choice of girls!!!)
(How shallow that a bit of fabric and a plastic sword can give me the horn! Mind you I was at a 'red carpet' party on Saturday and went in a cream linen suit and red bow tie and had my choice of girls!!!)
I've been browsing the ads again and I'm shocked and horrified to see how many people - women especially want bareback.
Now, I know I'm newish here but bareback is no condom right?
Why would anyone advertise saying they wanted bareback with a stranger. I wouldn't dream of it.
Am I being a prude?
Now, I know I'm newish here but bareback is no condom right?
Why would anyone advertise saying they wanted bareback with a stranger. I wouldn't dream of it.
Am I being a prude?
