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Phire
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
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Now I'm a strongly principled man and would withdraw my labour for a good cause but my main mission in life is to acheive orgasms (hers (whoever she is at the time) not mine) and I'm sorry but my mission in life overrides my solidarity for my fellow swinger.
(available in Manchester at the drop of a PM!)
(available in Manchester at the drop of a PM!)
I've never been let down yet - but that's because I've not arranged to meet anyone yet!
And I'd just like to say that if I make a promise I keep it so if anyone does want to have a go at arranging to meet me - go ahead! Although I was kind of waiting to go to a munch before trying too seriously to meet anyone as meeting a few people from here in the flesh (socially speaking) would be quite like v v v v, dammit! like being known!
:cheers:
And I'd just like to say that if I make a promise I keep it so if anyone does want to have a go at arranging to meet me - go ahead! Although I was kind of waiting to go to a munch before trying too seriously to meet anyone as meeting a few people from here in the flesh (socially speaking) would be quite like v v v v, dammit! like being known!
:cheers:
Quote by blonde
Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mummy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going
Well it was something along those lines ! as far as I can remember :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
And did you shag him?
No babe !!!!! how daft do u think I am lol ........... not that daft !!!!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
But you listened to all that before turning him down, poor bastard, everyone must have left the club by then and he thought he was well in there if you actually listened to all that, you're a cruel woman! :twisted:
Quote by blonde
Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mummy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going
Well it was something along those lines ! as far as I can remember :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
And did you shag him?
Do you fancy a shag/no strings sex/a one night stand/a drunken fuck etc etc always works for me but that's when it's women asking me - it rarely works when I try it on with a chick, but I have occasionally got away with it.
'Can I shag you after I've made you come with my tongue?' works better.
'Can I shag you after I've made you come with my tongue?' works better.
But seriously, I only tend to get innapropriate boners when I'm really tired (my body wants to get horizontal so my cock thinks it's time to get vertical???). I've just signed up to be a life model, so I'm gonna make sure I'm not tired when I'm doing that!!!
Wear underwear that is tight enough to keep your member close to you rather than being a tent pole in your trousers, then you can go shopping without your little friend getting you into trouble!
Advertise the fact that you have guaranteed wood on a swinging website and wait for the PMs to come flooding in.
That's all.
Wear underwear that is tight enough to keep your member close to you rather than being a tent pole in your trousers, then you can go shopping without your little friend getting you into trouble!
Advertise the fact that you have guaranteed wood on a swinging website and wait for the PMs to come flooding in.
That's all.
I still feel very new but here's my humble opinion;
You're here because you're open minded, especially about sex.
Everyone draws lines for various aspects of their lives, for the sexual aspect of your life you've drawn your line. That's fine. You can even move the line if you want.
I think by now in this thread, you've gathered that you're welcome here. I certainly feel that I have been made very welcome and I'm a single bloke (although I may now have a female partner in crime for sexual adventures
) !
Oh, and have a look at my ad... :twisted:
You're here because you're open minded, especially about sex.
Everyone draws lines for various aspects of their lives, for the sexual aspect of your life you've drawn your line. That's fine. You can even move the line if you want.
I think by now in this thread, you've gathered that you're welcome here. I certainly feel that I have been made very welcome and I'm a single bloke (although I may now have a female partner in crime for sexual adventures
) !Oh, and have a look at my ad... :twisted:
Well not every shag I have is as good as it was last night. Sometimes I find myself in a postion where I'm thinking 'Oh no, how quickly can I get away with ending this...'
But, how would you know you were having a good shag if you'd never had a bad one?
Same goes for gigs, movies, munches, food, beer, etc etc.
But, how would you know you were having a good shag if you'd never had a bad one?
Same goes for gigs, movies, munches, food, beer, etc etc.
