Phire's Profile

27 Nov 2005

I've been driving (and parking) for 20 years now and I've never had a parking ticket as I park according to the regulations.

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26 Nov 2005

Welcome Maccster. I'm a newbie ish still and have had no meetings with anyone off here yet, but I join in with the banter on here and have had a few interesting PMs. However, next week is my first munch so I expect I'll be booked up to christmas after that!
:cheers: hump

:swingingchair: blast

etc etc

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26 Nov 2005

So where did God come from?
Also, only one letter between God and Mod... just a thought!

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26 Nov 2005

Love the tunes, got a few, never been to an actual northern soul night, can dance a bit. Love to come to it. Keep us posted...

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25 Nov 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Meal in Wigan? Thatll be a trip to the pie shop then :giggle:

Yeah, I expect even the curries come wrapped in pastry! lol

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25 Nov 2005

Quote by Mal
We only Sticky munches, Phire. We don't even sticky pre- or post- munch parties.
Mal

OK, no worries, if it starts to get lost we can bump it up!

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25 Nov 2005

Quote by PoloLady
Noooooooooooooooooo....
If it hurts or is uncomfortable, we are just showing you what it feels like when you guys have a half-arsed attempt to stimulate a clit!
:twisted:

I've never been accused of a half arsed attempt - but then I don't like to use my fingers...

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25 Nov 2005

So, anyone who's up for it, add yourselves to this thread and we'll ask a Pie Eater where we can go for a nice meal - I'm thinking curry, but then when I'm not thinking sex I'm usually thinking curry or beer (good job I sold my soul to keep my figure!)
Also, if any kind mods fancy pinning this for us for the next week so it dosn't get lost in all the 'anyone fancy a shag' threads, that would be lovely!
Ta

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25 Nov 2005

Real life stalkers are a nightmare - I've had 3 so far and one of them set my car on fire and smashed the windows of 2 more cars. The other 2 weren't as bad but were still a bloody nightmare.
SH stalkers might be a bit more managable...
So, anyone going to own up to who they stalk?

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24 Nov 2005

Quote by JucyLucy
welcome 360...enjoy your time here.....and i always prefer to come second phire

You can come first and second and third and fourth. I always come last!

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24 Nov 2005

If I can make a girl laugh, I become attracted to her!
If I can make her come, I fall in lust with her.
If she can put up with me for more than a few days, I fall in love with her!

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24 Nov 2005

Welcome!
Yey - first in there for once!

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23 Nov 2005

I don't know if I'd marry a virgin but as far as I know I've had 4. The first 2 I think I did a bit of a disservice to as I wasn't much good at sex at that point but the second 2 I got right and it was orgasms all round!

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23 Nov 2005

Woo Hoo! I got my room booked at the top on the list place - yey!
If anyone else who is at the top of the list place wants to PM me so we can travel to the venue together that would be nice. Also, I haven't noticed anyone talking about getting a meal before the munch. I'm assuming there is no food at the munch? If so, are people eating out and could I join some of you? I'd be particularly interested in joining people who were going to get a curry or a chinese.
And, I'm going to be driving from Manchester to the munch. My car is enourmous and if anyone wants a lift there and back (I don't mind little detours) then drop me a PM.
Cheers
Phire

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23 Nov 2005

My mum likes porn anyway so I don't need to bother hiding stuff when she comes to stay!

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23 Nov 2005

Sugar Sugar by the Archies

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23 Nov 2005

Tonys50 - I've found that even though women might not like actual anal sex (quite a big thing and quite a small hole). They often like a slim smooth vibrator up there (a hard one, not a rubbery one). And sometimes like to try anal after a few goes with the vibe.
Might be worth suggesting a vibe to the missus???

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23 Nov 2005

Being a single bloke at the moment yes, I shag vanillas. I have a shag pal who I'm working on converting into my partner in crime for sexual adventures. :twisted:
Watch this space!

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20 Nov 2005

I span my car in Wedmore, quite near you a few weeks ago, proper scared me but got away with it thankfully. Well my car is like a tank with tyres!
Glad you're OK.

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19 Nov 2005

My 7 year old believes I'm a genius and tells everybody so.
He no longer believes that the bushy tailed rats with good PR that climb trees are called squiggles though.

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19 Nov 2005

I find I'm better at shagging if I abstain for a few days before the shag, so I try to resist but sometimes I just gotta relieve the tension so I can concentrate on whatever boring stuff I'm supposed to be doing!

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17 Nov 2005

I don't actually watch TV and forgot I was going to be on. I should have got my gimp to tape it but hey ho, never mind.

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17 Nov 2005

:bounce: bump!
Please help, I know someone must have taped it out of you lot!!!!

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17 Nov 2005

A lot of people think that I'm a bit mad when I do this

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17 Nov 2005

Obviously a bit different with opposite sex siblings but my brother and I tell each other everything about everything - including sex stuff and have had unplanned same room own partner stuff going on in the past.
Could be a bonding opportunity?

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17 Nov 2005

Lady garden - I like it! I like them! Now I have a euphemism I can use on my gran! 'Just going to visit a nice garden this afternoon gran...'

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17 Nov 2005

Good luck! Hope you get the results you're after!
Phire x

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17 Nov 2005

I was naked on My Secret Body on Friday 11th November. If anyone recorded it, I'd be really grateful for the lending of the tape or DVD. Cheers.

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17 Nov 2005

Sloggi for men tanga briefs every day - so comfortable! I know that since that Levi's ad boxers have been 'in' but I love the support that my briefs give me!
I do also own a pair of tight black Calvin Klein boxers that I sometimes wear to go on a date if I know that the girl is a boxers fan!

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11 Nov 2005

Quote by Nospiltsecrets
God damn am I getting jealous
I'm gonna switch my avatar for a long haired (very out of date) picture when I get a new scanner...

Shushhh. but, .... Don't feel bad, i have not told them yet that it's weaved into the hat!.... :P
lol

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