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Phoenix

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Straight Male, 70

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21 Nov 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
I think personally BBW means nothing more that over weight, to me its just a 'nice' name thats used as many people don't like the word fat, does not actually mean your beatiful, when someomes says they a BBW we don't honestly expect them to be stunning looking just big.

I think it has become a generic term as well.
I always refer judgement until I meet someone, when they say they are BBW.
Large, small or inbetween, doesn't really matter, it's the person.
I have to say that because of lack of head hair and age - but it is true
and where's my kiss Jane confused

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I'll get to meet you at Wigan, NN

21 Nov 2005

I would class you as more, well, Amazon cool

cool

You certainly had me at your feet Derby

21 Nov 2005

When you've finished with her, pass her this way wink

wink

21 Nov 2005

Quote by meat2annoyu
You Fecker Bonzo, all lined up ready to claim the prize and you nicked it
Anyway, i'm meat2annoyu and i'm here for a quick shag with loose women. still not had any offers yet, what am i doing wrong? or are you just miserable cliquey old mingers.

:laughabove:

21 Nov 2005

Niagara, when it is frozen, with the surrounding trees and foliage covered in frosty ice is a sight to behold.

21 Nov 2005

Quote by celestria

Welcome Celestria.
You know that you have just raised yourself to high levels. Not only have you indicated you are a single female but also that if you did want a partner you would still have to swing.
Coooeeee , I'm at the front of the queue...
well who knows, I may win the lottery

~chuckles~ and it is a big if.... ponders whether phoenix could really handle a 16 year age gap in order to have a relationship with a ditzy bi fem LOL
Only 16 years, bah, nothing.... still better odds than winning the lottery wink

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and are you insinuating I wouldn't have the stamina ??? Just wait until I push my zimmer frame out of the way and I'll ......
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fall over rotflmao

rotflmao

21 Nov 2005

I've said it once (in another thread) and I'll say it again.
Welcome.
:lickface:

21 Nov 2005

Quote by celestria
If I ever lose my sanity and hook up with a partner again then yup I'd still swing.... any potential future partner would have to be a swinger in order for me to even consider going down that route again

Welcome Celestria.
You know that you have just raised yourself to high levels. Not only have you indicated you are a single female but also that if you did want a partner you would still have to swing.
Coooeeee , I'm at the front of the queue... wave

wave

well who knows, I may win the lottery

21 Nov 2005

Quote by amalthea
So you in Bristol on weekday evenings then, Phoenix?

Of course, I have to check out your assets in person lol

lol

:rose:

21 Nov 2005

Room now gone.
Hope the happy recipents have a good time.

21 Nov 2005

Quote by redstilletto
i just watch it coz i love ant and dec ....................there so cute
:twisted:

Yuk...
But then again, being a male, if it was Cat Deeley and Claudia Winkleman presenting, I'd watch as well. (Only reason I watch the dance thingy on BBC2 at the mo - - - see, can't even remember the name of the show rolleyes

rolleyes

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21 Nov 2005

Quote by amalthea
all the best sex I have had has been from guys in their late 30s/40s, it's experience over stamina.

All the more reason to visit Bristols , ooops sorry, I meant Bristol, difficulty focussing elsewhere than the avatar lol

lol

21 Nov 2005

Quote by DevilishJay
YEP BAD ROAD'S EVERYWHERE AT MO ....GLAD YOU WERE ALL OK .......PITY THE COPPER I TOWED OUT OF A DITCH THIS MORING THOU ,WHEN HE TAKES HIS NICE NEW SHINY ,VERY DENTED CAR BACK TO THE STATION :grin:

Don't shout, it gives me a headache (Meaning, don't post in caps) wink

wink

21 Nov 2005

Quote by st3v3
I thought it was entertaining, not every day you see an ex PM's daughter going to the toilet in the night and mistaking the floor next to her bed for the loo :shock:

I see you've used the "button" to give you "instant purple bar" lol

lol

Now, if you though Big brother live was entertaining, I hate to think what the plans are here (tounge in cheek response) wink

wink

21 Nov 2005

Total utter crap.
I just can't say any more.
Apart from maybe Big brother live... who sits up all night watching people sleeping rolleyes

rolleyes

21 Nov 2005

Quote by stuartrossy1
Lol your funny !!! wish I had talked to you on friday!!
but you were such a social junkie it was hard to catch you :cry: !!

You had to grab her earrings and push her into a corner wink

wink

Is Dark like that then eh? des she like the rough stuff??
Yea, she'll clip you one around the ear lol

lol

20 Nov 2005

Quote by stuartrossy1
Lol your funny !!! wish I had talked to you on friday!!
but you were such a social junkie it was hard to catch you :cry: !!

You had to grab her earrings and push her into a corner wink

wink

20 Nov 2005

Done that, been there, got the T shirt (but on a motorbike).. You don't half feel dumb when it happens, but only when no one is hurt, which thankfully in your case is true.

20 Nov 2005

Quote by kevtara
thanks for the tip about lmu can some one please tell me what it is
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Your in it.... Lets Meet Up

20 Nov 2005

Quote by HarryJones
, I'm a bit impressed

A bit impressed.... god Harry, what does get you impressed :shock:

20 Nov 2005

Backup plan, incase it all goes "tits up"

20 Nov 2005

I hate to say this, just in case I am right, but the nic indicates an sight problem confused

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A lot of dogging is purely visual confused

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I appolgise in advance if it is a sight problem
(before anyone says how can the screen be read, there is voice software to read pages)

20 Nov 2005

Quote by Darkfire
:shock: aint you never seen me out on a Friday night then luv?

Yes we have... but you had to be subdued as you were fly fishing :giggle:

20 Nov 2005

Quote by debz4u
Sir Lee certified gorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgeous
Darkfire certified Bonkers
hows that lol

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yoo hooo did you miss me :cry:
Certified as not liking baggy black boxers: by Phoenix
and having suckable nips
And I am certified confused

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20 Nov 2005

Awww, the holy grail.
Congrats.

20 Nov 2005

Quote by cu3b4ll
:cheers: Congrats from someone else who's just filled his bar (but didn't notice)

You going blind man lol

lol

20 Nov 2005

Quote by kry10
I am not fussy, save me from the possibility of going to a prossie or a brothel, besides, the people on here are of a better class (well, some are, lol).

I would have worded that a little better.... I think you mean it as a joke, but it doesn't really come across that way :shock:

20 Nov 2005

Quote by janeandwill
awwwwwwwwwwwwwww "disappointed icon"
I clicked on this thinking you had some poor cute fluffy kitten to give away.
Always up for a free pussy!

20 Nov 2005

Quote by janeandwill
Posted by Jane seriously trying to convince herself that 40 isn't old, and dreading her next birthday for some reason.

You don't look that old sweetheart, I would have sworn you were 10 years younger wink

wink

20 Nov 2005

Quote by PoshnBecks
to all the guys that thouhgt we were too good to be true, never mind, its not too late.
PoshnBecks

For me, it's the opposite way round, not good enough :cry:
Oh the rejection, the dispair rotflmao

rotflmao

Continue having fun guys. :thumbup: