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Phoenix
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 70
0 miles · Staffordshire

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Quote by Darkfire
what we need is for Dark to obtain an incredibly large mortgage (or better still, a lottery win) and then she could have Derby House Parties every weekend!! drinkies lol


And todays numbers are .......
29, 12, 43,,,,,,,,
bugger you, I'm keeping it to myself mad
Quote by berksbex
size 38DD

:rascal:
I'm bringing my camera to make you a new avatar... sillyhwoar:
Quote by little gem
A belated thanks from Neilinleeds and I.

banghead
Oh, how could I forgotton you off my list of hello's.... redface
Thats because you arrived late :dry:
Wishes to Neilinleeds as well.
Quote by Vicky_uk
Not that keen on it to be honest as a main logo

I expect you didn't see my comment about Banana's
That's on another of their sites which I checked up on
This logo's a lot classier and to too intrusive. However, I'd still like the pin design incorporated somewhere.
I'm sure GingerJo would orefer if the soccer team did turn up, with no drop puts due to injury. lol
It's not bad, looks quite classy and would look good on a badge or cap but as Darkfire says, the poll is pointless with Yes and Yes answers dunno
Quote by Angel Chat
It doesn't have anything in it that could go of ffs. There's something like, a jar of ginger preserve (wtf!) a box of crackers.... oh hang on, we might have eaten those... erm... a box of green tea leaves... can't really remember, but it didn't have perishable type stuff in it. I'm not THAT bad a housekeeper fgs!

Oh shit, I've upset Angel Chat.
bolt
In the words of Michael Winner
"It was only a joke dear, only a joke"
Quote by well_busty_babe
nooooooooo you must know how many LBM lovers there are out there!
there will be websites dedicated to women who only date bald men and believe that as long as a man has no hair, he must be fanciable regardless of any of his other characteristics!
trust me..

Exactly, I have an issue with my lack or hair.... some women find that attractive
You "larger" ladies may have an issue with your size.... some men find that attractive.
So, it takes all types........
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Come on ladies, I'll take you one at a time, you're all fine examples of the female form to me.
(I'll now duck the flying "not on your life responses" and go to LMU to see if I can pull a rabbit out of the hat)

hey i'm not fussy...no honest i'm not have you seen who i'm married too :lol2: bolt
So, the shoes on the other foot now. Not fussy indeed :shock:
It's because I'm bald, isn't it, admit it, your a bald'ist.... mad
Men are equally as concious about baldness as women are about size
having never met you i didn't know you was bald till you just said :lol2:
Yea, I'm a Bloody Bald Wanker
Obviously never looked at my ad then
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Come on ladies, I'll take you one at a time, you're all fine examples of the female form to me.
(I'll now duck the flying "not on your life responses" and go to LMU to see if I can pull a rabbit out of the hat)

hey i'm not fussy...no honest i'm not have you seen who i'm married too :lol2: bolt
So, the shoes on the other foot now. Not fussy indeed :shock:
It's because I'm bald, isn't it, admit it, your a bald'ist.... mad
Men are equally as concious about baldness as women are about size
Quote by Angel Chat
last year's hamper's still under my daughter's bed anyway :lol2:

Doesn't it smell a bit dunno

Quote by celestria
Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians... so pretty close... should have gone to specsavers LOL

Now that I can understand :lickface:
Need a better monitor.

Partyman, know what you mean about "shit on the bottom of shoe".
Come on ladies, I'll take you one at a time, you're all fine examples of the female form to me.
(I'll now duck the flying "not on your life responses" and go to LMU to see if I can pull a rabbit out of the hat)
Quote by Darkfire
Hmm... I'm not convinced. Surely the word 'Fat' is almost universally understood to be an insult - as visit to any school playground will confirm?
BBW has a much more positive connotation for me, much closer to 'Voluptious" than "Obese".
Oh and just for the record, I found out two things at the weekend... firstly that I'm a size 14, and secondly that I temporarily wished I was size 10 :shock:

I think I see where you're coming from here, and I agree - someone who's confident and feels sexy and attractive and has a positive body image 'despite' their size perhaps uses BBW in its sexy, curvy, attractive, voluptuous sense.
Those who have an issue with size = weight problem, unattractiveness, not sexy, obesity, see 'BBW' as a 'pointless' or 'misleading' term that someone uses to cover their 'insecurities' because surely, they cant be happy like that?
Ooooh, this is doin' my head in. Much to philowhatistmalogical.
Oh shit, time not to upset blue..
I've NOT sent you a PM.
Honestly
Really
It isn't me.
worship
Quote by HarryJones
Every time I see the ad on TV for "Airwaves" where the guy drives up allong side the stock cars in his 007 Aston Martin, I think of our Harry.

Not seen that one so at a loss here. Who will be first to send me a link.

May only be on Central TV then. Sorry.
63, well, there a woman who goes to our local village hall who must be about that age but behaves like and has the body of someone 20 years yuonger, I'd shag it.
Also my landlords mrs is retired but still very stuffable.
Quote by celestria
oh wow a zimmer frame huh? now who told you about my zimmer fetish? ~chuckles~

I'm trying to read what it says on your avatar.
Dip me in Chocolate and throw me the lesbian dunno
Mines a Turbo Charged Zimmer frame, does that make a difference :P
Oh, and it's got "go faster stripes" down the side
Better stop the hijack of this thread..... what was it on about redface
Quote by Missy
I think Wendy is angellic anyway, I'm not saying who Wendy is, because I can't remember how she signs off. :angel: :rose: (For Wendy!)


Oops shit redface
Cos I thought that this "Wendy" was a bloke crouched down - only reading this thead I've found out that it's wings (presumably attached) and not a blue set of knees behind him confused redface
:uhoh:
Missy - who still can't see how a female angel can have a knob that size with no straps showing confused
Shows the state of your mind dear....
Quote by onlyme1981
I consider myself to be on the larger side.
I'm not beautiful and I don't want to draw attention to the fact that I'm a larger woman.
Yes I have confidence issues and some of them are partly to do with my weight but I wouldn't like to be labelled in any way whatsoever.
smile

What :!: :!: :!: :!:
If I was only 25 years younger (25 years OMG, were's me coffin) you would have to fight me off (OK, I'm a gentleman anyway redface so I doubt I'd do it anyway)
Onlyme, get that confidence, your a "little cracker".
How about Bovril then FB.
Classy Avatar Elliott.
I am always worried about giving my main mobile # away, it's used for business as well.
Every time I see the ad on TV for "Airwaves" where the guy drives up allong side the stock cars in his 007 Aston Martin, I think of our Harry.
lol lol
Quote by marmalaid
As far as I'm concerned if the ads stay at that intensity (and unflashyness), it won't bother me.
Chris

Me neither, just worried about "foot in the door".
I'm gonna add a few cans of Stella to the hamper (not a wine fan, gives me a hangover)
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Freckledbird just out of curiousity, are you going to text into the comp to win the hamper?
Just wondered how easy people are going to be about handing over their mobile number dunno

At the bottom it says "may contain nuts" - maybe you'd be a little nuts to hand over your phone number.
March of the new owners.
Quote by freckledbird
Is that Sophie Dahl?

Well, she can dahl my number anytime :lol2:
Quote by redgirlmanc
Is this guy for real! Ive had the shittiest day and this has really cheered me up! There are some strange people out there!

It's meant to be a joke Jackie, an alternate approach I will admit, but a joke........ I hope blink
Quote by fembernie
...some of you will know that I met Bassman on 13th Aug at a SH BBQ. We met again after that weekend - and he just sort of never went back home to Oxford again :happy: ...well except for Monday nights when he has a boys night out playing pool.
Anyway - he's now moved all of his stuff in, given up the place he was living in and got a brill new job in central London. SO it's all official. We are now living together and its all good (well much more than good really!!) :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:

Congratulations.
Hope it all goes well for you two
I'm ever more hopeful of similarly winning the lottery.