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Phoenix
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 70
0 miles · Staffordshire

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Quote by girlyspur
I fancy 1 every day..so wots Friday gotta do with it? wink

He he, funny I feel exactly the same.... so are you free girlyspur (not in the "are you being served sense")
But, I am always more horney on a friday and Saturday.... as I don't have to get up in the morning lol then it's definatly more than 1 wink
not a spurs supporter, so no chance
Quote by scotsdave
You can guess Im a newbie. Im 44 around 6' tall average build. My number 1 sexual pastime is giving a girl/woman oral until she cums, just love to feel her pussy contracting around my tongue and fingers whilst she cums.
If you like to receive oral, drop me a line.
Thanks Lynx28

So, how does that make you different from all the other str8 males on here ??
Only difference is you are 6inches taller than me.
Quote by candj
and thanks to every1 else who offered...
but soz steph got there before you
lol lol lol
love
candj
xx

Bah, only trying to perve at the full size pics before they get shrunk. lol
Good luck..
Quote by mark in bristol
biggrin What are munches all about then Steph ?

If you would care to look around the site a bit, you would find the answers.
If you look at the "Terminology" link under "Information" at the side of the page here
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
you'll get, believe it or not, information.
Or if your lazy
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/terminology/munch.html
Quote by devondelight
You could always spend an exciting afternoon at the Heinz factory

Oh yeah and kill any chance of a right good seeing too in the evening ... no chance

DD
Beanz Meanz ..... Pharrrrrrrrp
(Actually, I don't think they do beans there... anyone know ??)
Quote by Fallen Angel
I used to see a lady who's job invloved lifting and gripping mmmmmmmmmm i can still remember the lovely wanks i got off her. She never had to swap hands never lost her grip or slowed down and never once complained of wankers cramp lol
I have quite big hands so if iam playing with a women i ASK! if it hurts or is uncomfortable till i get used to what she likes wink

What job was that?
I am wracking my brain to try and think what it could be ...........
veterinary nurse maybe (lifting the animals and gripping then so they don't run away)? dunno
shelf stacking in a greengrocer (lifting the stuff onto the shelves and gripping the melons so they don't roll away)? dunno
Mrs Mop lol
Quote by Bloke2005

Now I know the soap is here somewhere.....
:

Phoenix turns off shower heater and decides it's not worth competing.
Gonna sit down with a cadburys whole nut instead. sad
You could always spend an exciting afternoon at the Heinz factory
Quote by Sarah
I think someone is cheating.................... biggrin

Breathes a sigh of relief and puts the heater on in the shower room wink
Quote by little gem
Come on....... who was it??? who has multiple accounts to make me feel actually stalked! lol

I've got my camoflage gear on, gilly suit at the ready and IR intensifier scope on charge.
Now, where do you want me to stalk you :P
Quote by maidinheaven
Phoenix - only in company
Mollie

I mean, it's ruddy cold out now. You'll be shaking so much the water will miss you. :shock:
Quote by dambuster
Ah - STILL my two favourite blondes :twisted:
wink

Love to be the shower head lol
Quote by maidinheaven
You lucky people - showering inside

Mollie

It was obviously warm enough to shower outside there then, do it now here back in the UK :shock:
No shower pics, I don't want to get condensation in the camera :cry:
Did this espacially for a lady earlier this week. Will it do ??

I promise, I do shower rolleyes
Steph, you're like an Asda "greeter".
On Isle 6 we have a special offer of Marmire flavoured condoms....
Welcome Joel.
Quote by bluexxx
[So if you don't like the way birds do it, stick with blokes, or yourself, or just tell the person you're with that you want it done differently........ bloody hell, do we need to tell you everything? ..... rolleyes
Jeeeeeeeeeeeez rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes

He's an Essex boy racer..... no real offence intended.
Tell the buggers I sent them a mail to check opening times, and they havn't replied. mad
They don't answer the phone either. :shock:
Hope you enjoy yourselves.
There is another online "confirm your details" scam going about. This is an email that appears to be from Barclays but does not have the Barclays logo.
It asks for passcodes, memorable information and so on, basically anything that would enable them to access your account.
Obviously, DO NOT do anything with this.
The email also contains a virus so do not open it in tehg first place unless yoiu are sure your virus scanner is up to date.
Mods, lock it if you want, it's just an announcement.
Quote by berksbex
You probably do have the best clubs, have looked at their sites and they look good. I'll either have to move or find some friendly locals :P
Or maybe link a visit in with the midlands munch? :twisted:

Coooeeee , I keep waving at you, but you keep ignoring me. :cry:
Not for this Xmas, wanna have fun.... but for a future Xmas, a Mrs Phoenix.
In the meantime, any ladies free this weekend wink
Quote by newcastledave
11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room

After all that rich food, only 22 seconds ???
Why no garlic mad
Killing Kittens ?? What a strange name for a sex club... now, pounding pussiesI could understand lol
Quote by scotsbiker69
I cant believe that there are still comments coming in. For any offence caused I apologise. As I wrote earlier, my intention was not to embarass anyone (which I dont feel I have) I,ve seen a hell of a lot worse written on the site. And once again I promise never to use capital letters again sad Bye bye.

Wouldn't it have shown willing and understanding to use the edit button ??
There were a few snow flakes in Telford earlier, but didn't last long.
I Phoenix solemnly declare ........that from this day forward, backward and beyond......I will continue to take the piss from my potty to the loo in the morning.... hold my nose while i tip it in........ I shall never spill a drop!
Money....
Oh, you mean sexually/personally redface
Errr, well, that has to be ...... money lol
not really, just trying to balance some incomings/outgoings at the mo, so money is on the brain
Maybe, because I'm lacking in head hair (Coooeeee AngelChat, lack of hair here wink ) that I prefer (note prefer and not must be) woman with long hair.
Possibly it's a sort of subconcious cry for hair redface