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Phoenix
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 70
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Quote by Him'nHer
OK I'll come clean I have a problem (well I have lots but I'll admit to this one)
Don't mind ear or normal nose hair, and I deal with them from time to time but just lately I've been getting a couple of hairs growing on the bridge of me nose.....when I look down at me nose I can see the little feckers, and when I'm sitting in a traffic jam in me van, I find meself sort of absent mindedly playing with em
I haven't got the balls to pluck em out (too painful) so I shave them and they grow back :shock:
What should I do??
Pluck the feckers and make your eyes water.... wait until, the car behind pips his horn, then you know the lights have changed to green.....taht's what I do.
Quote by constance
Wow what a response I didn't think I'd get a reply, thanks to everyone even the bi guys.
If anyone wishes to send me pics of your wife or girl friend in stockings don't hesitate.
Send to
Isnt that a bit of a sexist request?
Dont you think we women are capable of sending our own pictures?
Oooop's, sorry modded to add, your sexy selves ladies.
I expect PM box to be............. empty in the morning
Off to bed, had far to much to drink to be coherrent on the forum
Quote by berksbex
I bet there aren't any men out there who have never contemplated being a porn star......actually probably quite a few women have thought about it too (especially round here :P )
I thought about it, but decided I like to fuck when I want to and not when someone shouts ACTION! :twisted:
ACTION........ when you're ready dear
LOL! I said NOT when someone shouts action......any other time maybe
Ok Ok, I'm not shouting ACTION, I'm shouting .......
FFS, get those legs open
Off to bed, as I've had far too much to drink to be coherrent on this forum
Quote by berksbex
I bet there aren't any men out there who have never contemplated being a porn star......actually probably quite a few women have thought about it too (especially round here :P )
I thought about it, but decided I like to fuck when I want to and not when someone shouts ACTION! :twisted:
ACTION........ when you're ready dear
Quote by novice1
Welcome Maccster. I'm a newbie ish still and have had no meetings with anyone off here yet, but I join in with the banter on here and have had a few interesting PMs. However, next week is my first munch so I expect I'll be booked up to christmas after that!
:cheers:
:swingingchair:
etc etc
Lets see if your approach gets better results than my approach!
Thanx for the welcome anyway but didnt mean to start a forums war but at least I will be remebered eh?
I've been on sites before and fannied about with chitchat and got nowhere so thought the direct approach might work.
Here's hoping
Make no bones about it , his approach will definately work.
If he's been honest on the forums about who and what he is, he can't lose.
The members of SH are very welcoming to new members, especially the ones that have the bottle to attend munches.
Direct approach it is then, let me twang those sussies in your avatar
Quote by Darkfire
And on the materialistic point, time and time again I get requests for sexy underwear, kinky outfits etc, which I'm always happy to wear but I'm also expected to pay for them as well, and I telling you, they don't come cheap!!!
oh goooooood point velvet!!
Ok, my contribution -
Considering the amount of effort we ladies often put into a 'meet', firstly, a few sincere compliments won't go amiss.
Blokes: shit shower and shave and you're ready.
Women : shit shower shave.... plus full leg wax, underarm wax, residue removal, all over body lotion for silky soft skin, fake tan application, eyebrow shaping, plucking with tweezers to upper lip/ nasal hair/ stray pubes that escaped the waxing, nails filed and painted, face on, hair done, 36 changes of clothes incorportaing entire contents of wardrobe(s) and 10 coordinating pairs of shoes/boots, not forgetting the hammering of the credit card in Ann Summers on underwear.... choose perfume, re-do face, squoosh of hairspray...........drive umpteen miles with some arsehole up ya bumper making sexual gestures like a horned-up teenager....get there, re-apply gorgeous tasting lipstick, final check in mirror, remove cheeswire thong that's splitting your ass in two.....get to door...
and he says....
Fancy a quickie then luv? the footy's on in 20 minutes.
:shock:
Oh Darkie baby, I've just wet me pants.
Now, I can manage 4 minutes before Star Trek comes on.
Quote by debz4u
If anyone wishes to send me pics of your wife or girl friend in stockings don't hesitate.
That's not the idea
shhhhhhhh .might just work
Hey, I'm gonna try it then ..... send your perverted sexy pictures of your wife/girlfriend/female lover to me at the registered email below :P :P
Quote by Fallen Angel
Hold ups and a nice thong!
Gets a rise outta everytime, so much nicer than anything else, i dont see the point in suspenders, its a bit like having a condom with holes in it!
Oh, sussies, the way they pull up the material on the stocking tops and the way they frame the lucious area....
They also give you something to "twang" if it gets boring
I reckon you're seeing the wrong women if you're getting bored at that point!
I don't get bored at that point :shock: you'll have enough trouble trying to hold me off
Quote by steff35
Hold ups and a nice thong!
Gets a rise outta everytime, so much nicer than anything else, i dont see the point in suspenders, its a bit like having a condom with holes in it!
Oh, sussies, the way they pull up the material on the stocking tops and the way they frame the lucious area....
They also give you something to "twang" if it gets boring
Quote by twoisfun4isbetter
Sorry to disappoint you, but my partner and I have met loads of people from Swingingheaven. Been using it for 2 years now. Probably longer than you. So I know that many people appreciate the direct approach. They don't say so because they are too busy using the site as it's meant to be used - to make contacts and have fun. They don't feel this constipated need to put others in their place.
Do I smell something
Quote by maidinheaven
I got interested by the title. "Ladies Wanking". Right, I thought, I'll get a few tips and pointers and then I find It's all about men lying back relaxing. Lazy buggers.
If I start a thread "Men Wanking" will I get the tips and pointers or just a duplicate of the above?
Mollie xx
Practice makes perfect
And the thread would have to be "Female Clitoral Stimulation" or FeCS for short.
