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Phoenix
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 70
0 miles · Staffordshire

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Quote by sexyjo
It's too early to be an April Fool.... :shock:
Was this for real??? confused
Anyone got a pic to post of the actual item?! :twisted:

It was real, only available in the USA before it was "pulled" so I gather.
Quote by Fallen Angel
Although you should bear in mind the fact that some people will send you a VERY old photo! confused

Yeah, I'm old ..... Oh you mean a photo from 20 years ago.... can do that too lol
Quote by pippy
wheres all the pussy pics ?????????........ rolleyes

Are you
Quote by pippy
im 34, shes 26 , her slim, lovely shaved pussy with great tight tits, great arse, looking for a girl / lady to have some fun with , must be clean !! xxxx ( york area )
can accomodate. wink

or
Quote by pippy
Whoops...... sorry ''
male
34
good looking
dark brown hair
rolleyes just looking for some fun !!

Quote by pippy
i meant clean pussys that im gonna be sucking , dont fancy AIDS ! .............. :shock:

rolleyes
Quote by well_busty_babe
its a baby rat!
can you not tell?
lol

Could have been an Aardvark from what I know confused
Quote by osemlover
Wow another newbie (like us) - is there something in the water? smile
Been here a couple of weeks now and enjoying it a lot. Had lots of good advice from more experienced folk too. Don't worry about the banter and sarcasm - it's all part of the fun. Enjoy!

lol lol lol
Punch & Judy were swingers...... "That's the way to do it"
Quote by Lissa
Yes, I know it's our usual week, but we're wimping out this Friday and are off to a club in Birmingham instead. I just fancy a bit of warmth and comfort for a change biggrin
Just thought I'd post to warn all my regulars.................sorry guys :cry:

Ahh, I can imagine it for you :P the roaring log fire, sips of hot chocolate, sweet music in the background and
a hoard of horney men wink
Quote by Angel Chat
I'm currently working on plan J (A - I didn't work rolleyes) so there's still a slim chance I'll be able to stay past and have a drink. Please will everyone cross their fingers that this plan actually comes together :lol2:

Plan J = J2O , Juice to the alchoholics lol
Not this friday :cry: (too close to the Wigan munch) but I am going on 23rd.. lol
Quote by 34fun
it is my pet samson - dont people say pets resemble their owners....
well he has a big d*ck - and i'm small and wrinkly !! lol

Yea, but WTF is it ??
Quote by HornyRed
You can be a pain the arse any time Dawn wink Sorry - was just trying to keep HR and NN happy wink :twisted:

Well im not happy, therefore something need to be done.
Send direct to me if want, the women on here are mad whistling:
I'm unhappy too, this thread has taken a quick spurt and my efforts in a cold shower have taken a page back...
Yes, the shower was cold, honestly.
For both the above reasons, recognition at the first meeting (without wandering around looking a prat) and to get a "feeling" for the person first.
Quote by Alexandra
For all you Mum's with kids who love Harry Potter.........
Ideal Xmas Pressie?
Now would this be for your kids - or just for you? biggrin
All I can say is - I WANT ONE!

Yea, that came out a while ago, had me in stitches then.... "so does her 17yo sister " lol
I still have the original gif file
Quote by JudyTV
With regard to "whats in her other hand?" you would need to be privy to the full length photo to know that wink If you ask her nicely she may even let you see it .........the photo that is, not whats in her hand, then again .......
Judy

I'm on my knees, begging.... nicely.... pretty please...
Oh well, it was worth a grovel worship
Quote by PoloLady
OK lets put the feelers out to see what fresh meat we have in the midlands area. - and were off
I like MMF/MFF and so on. - So do I, taking up position on the inside rail (note the dropped off M)
will be happy to take you along if you are of a reasonable appearance. - Faltering at the second hurdle
I prefer moderately younger guys (late twenties/early thrities) but never say never to considering other ages. Definately unsteady on the course here (49)
I don't like travelling too far but will take note for future reference of people outside of the Midlands - as I do travel for work. Regained a bit of balance (Stafford)
Prefer fuck-buddies - but not a partner. On the rails and galloping hard
Prefer taller guys - so 5'8'' and over have an advantage. Oops, stumbling again (5'6 ish)
If you only want to poke it in and wiggle it about for a minute or two - Fallen flat on my face lol

Oh well, there's always the at Haydock
Quote by naughtynymphos1
:smitten:
Very nice but what's with the blanky, surely you not insecure lol
bolt

i think you'll find its her skirt shes holding up :lol2:
What's the other hand doing :shock:
And it's not even the weekend....
what does that make me ???

PS. The shower was cold
Quote by naughtynymphos1
:smitten:
Very nice but what's with the blanky, surely you not insecure lol
bolt

i think you'll find its her skirt shes holding up :lol2:
Ohhh, very very secure then..... where's my blanky
:smitten:
Very nice but what's with the blanky, surely you not insecure lol
bolt
Posted on behalf of ChasnRoz
Christchurch will never seem the same lol
Been done as
"Christmas number 1"
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/64464.html
Sorry....
Quote by berksbex

Haha aren't sexy blond bitches your thing then? wink

Blond bitches? No ta! I like my partners to have a toggle and two between their legs :evil2:

Ahhh a woman after my own heart! Me too! :twisted:
It's Sunday, meat and two veg if you don't mind rolleyes
Quote by davidsplayroom
So there you go I have opened myself to ridicule, but I promise to keep trying ladies.

Know exactly where you're coming from (no pun intended)
Quote by devondelight
I'll be wearing Guinness flavouring on my lips at Wigan wink
DD

Yummy :lickface:
but I prefer Stella Artois lol
Quote by Darkfire
ooooo, in edit, for a really interesting conversation and all round good time....
Dave Courtney
Lenny McClean
John McVicar
The Krays
biggrin biggrin

That makes 5 :shock:
If teh clue is in the pic, it;s a mirror image - look at the clock
Otherwise.....
No Idea
If I am still healthy enough.... too damn right...
It would be a real pisser if you were immobile to see others having fun.
Well, I'm going to sound like a woman and say
"I don't have a thing to wear"
Opps.... dodging the flack
:uhoh: bolt