Quote by davejhwoar: now thats a whole lot better than orrible hairy blokes :happy:
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Agreed multiple fold........
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Phoenix
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 70
0 miles · Staffordshire
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Quote by sleazy
[If its really really busy and ya can't get in blue........ me and dargento will tell crap jokes till peeps get out and make room for ya..
Like:
Two elderly ladies eying up a young guy, the one says to the other, "I'd like to be casseroled by him". The other says, "Surely you mean caressed by him ?.... "No", says the first, "I do mean casseroled...... done slowly for three hours"
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Quote by dundeecpl
Due to the odd cancellation here and there, and due to the fact that I actually hadn't got that many people booked in anyway... :
What is the world coming to, cancellations, lack of bookings
I would have thought the new avatar would have had em queueing around the corner, after all, who wanted to shag a loaf of bread
The avatar looks great but really doesn't do her justice
this is one seriously sexy lady in the flesh also :rose:G x
I know, I know....... can I stop dribbling now
Quote by devondelight
I've got six months to live...... start the queue here for a sympathy shag
pmsl .. now thats a good un Pheonix my man but don't you just burst into flames and then rise from the ashes or something. So no need to worry about your deathclock :thrilled:
DD
That's it, every six months reincarnated and can beg for mercy shags again
I used to fantasise that my ex was doing something on the quiet as we never really did anything together. I suppose it was that fantasy that kept me with her. She was, in reality, doing nothing of the sort. I had been faithful to the marriage.
So, my fantasy about her possibly swinging was enough to satisfy my "inner desire" .
Now being single, I'm trying to live what I dreamed of all those years.
So, my fantasy about her possibly swinging was enough to satisfy my "inner desire" .
Now being single, I'm trying to live what I dreamed of all those years.
Quote by bluexxx
Due to the odd cancellation here and there, and due to the fact that I actually hadn't got that many people booked in anyway
What is the world coming to, cancellations, lack of bookings
I would have thought the new avatar would have had em queueing around the corner, after all, who wanted to shag a loaf of bread
Quote by Noel
Sorry, that was my fault! :giveup:
*hides*
I was making some changes to the spam filter / banned words function and had to change one of the common files that the photo ads system uses. It was up and down a couple of times while I was FTP'ing it up! - Still, sorted now, nothing sinister going on!
As for backups, the site content and databases are backed up once a day.
Ta for the info.... and backup frequency.
Quote by popsucker
hi there my name,s dave new to all this i enjoy football and rugby and most sports i live in the north west i like walking in the countryside and eating in small village pubs especially in winter when it,s cosy i hjave a wide variation of music i work out and try to look after myself i also enjoy cosy nights in front of the fire with a nice bottle of wine i do enjoy clubbing has well i,m a fun loving person to be with and live live to the full if you want to contact me then please pm me hopr to hear from you dave xxxxx
sounds too good to be true..... pity ya cant read though, Gem wanted company for last night lol not 8 oclock this mornin
:laughabove:
Quote by dambuster
I think it's great that they are not so obvious, it means that swingers come in all kinds of varieties and flavours :P
I do play the 'would you fuck him' game when standing in queues and looking through the line though :twisted:
I will have to admit to playing the "would you fuck here game", well actually it's the "Oh my god, If only I could fuck her" game
The time to worry is when the thought becomes "Did I . . . . ?"
:shock:
Alzhiemers ???
Quote by berksbex
I think it's great that they are not so obvious, it means that swingers come in all kinds of varieties and flavours :P
I do play the 'would you fuck him' game when standing in queues and looking through the line though :twisted:
I will have to admit to playing the "would you fuck her game", well actually it's the "Oh my god, If only I could fuck her" game
Quote by Him'nHer
Well you'll need to turn the water off before you could even see if the pipes burst above the ground. Sure you haven't got a stop cock in the house
Usually under the sink. There must be at least one stop cock between you and the mains.
If the broken pipe is the main feed to the house, which it should not be, being lead, these should have been replaced years ago, then you must turn it off at teh main stop valve in the street.
If you do sustain damage, and it's the council/contractors have tarmac'd over the shutoff tap, you could try claiming for damage off them as they have effectively stopped you limiting the damage by not allowing you access to the stop cock.
Quote by PoloLady
I know it seems shallow (but I am a shallow person - I admit it) and a couple of inches shouldn't be a problem, however - the height thing is important to me as I love wearing heels at the club and if I have 4-5 inch heels on I easily top 6'.
Sorry babe.
Grumble, grumble, grumble, first ageism, then baldism and now heightism.... god have I got a lot to overcome
One has to try, nevertheless
