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Phoenix
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 70
0 miles · Staffordshire

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Quote by Dawn_Mids
Kit, I'm speechless :eeek:
You look bloody gorgeous sillyhwoar: sillyhwoar: sillyhwoar: sillyhwoar:

All you ladies are gorgeous.... get ya' kit off lol :smitten: sillyhwoar:
No point in me putting any more up :cry:
Quote by KitKat
:twisted: Steamy lens or what!

My glasses have steamed up :inlove:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I know a woman thats into that, she advertises on some fetish site and actually gets men wanting to meet her :shock:

I would prefer a blow job.... really I would...
That's right..... kick a poor guy when he's down.
I suppose he should be greatful it was the toe and not the stilletoes as well. :shock:
Quote by lynni133

here's my contribution
thanks to phredd and jas kiss
Thank you Meaty you Are a genius worship kiss

Whoop, Whoop, Whoop.
Quote by Darkfire
One sleep to go !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sleep ???? you must be joking... mom., I'm too excited
Quote by sexyscotcarol
This is my contribution hope you like biggrin
Carol

Scotland for ever.... wink very nice, ta Carol.
House move and then a munch, god you're brave.
Hope the move goes well and you can find the cups to make the coffee half way through.
Oh god, this is embarrasing,
The theme song from Titanic redface
I think it's those high notes that remind me of tight underpants... maybe that's why I cry dunno
Quote by Katieftv
And where do you get the printed receipt from ?

They come out of her backside like ticker tape .... well it when I paid via Visa redface
You must have the "Stepford wives" version, comes out of the mouth and you can get "money back".
Yeah put I ain't tellin where she stuck the "plastic friend" in the first place so there flipa
I can guess where the card reader is, but where in the hell do you tap in your 4 digit PIN, there's only two buttons ??
Quote by Katieftv
And where do you get the printed receipt from ?

They come out of her backside like ticker tape .... well it when I paid via Visa redface
You must have the "Stepford wives" version, comes out of the mouth and you can get "money back".
Quote by sleazy
can I just take this opputunity to thank meat2pleaseu for that link......
feckin brill, have seen at least half a dozen t shirts i want, no where is my credit card

I like the one "Need Head" lol
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Phoenix, can you do the shopping one next? confused confused confused

No chance, I'm deep enough in it as it is now innocent
Quote by Katieftv
what kind of woman won't bonk unless you fry her an egg for gods sake? rolleyes

Ah ha, the secret password.... fried egg, or in my case, shrivelled black thing in the middle of the pan redface
I'm not that afraid :uhoh: , I have the control box, just can't seem to get the hang of all the controls though.
Ladies, just await a bit while I fiddle with all the buttons and twisty bits.
Quote by halfofacouple
We know from previous encounters, that distance IS a problem.

It's not so much the distance from me, it's this weekend, it's a matter of being knackered. Drive down country, wear oneself out, drive back up country late, get no sleep, drive up to Wigan, stay out late, wear oneself out again. drive back down country, try to get some sleep, up for work Monday.... ffs, i'll be buggered confused
Well, I was on google looking for mucky vids and I typed in bluexxx :shock:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
my advice is NEVER mix swinging with friends.
Only swing with people who it wouldn't matter if it all went wrong and you may never see again.
At the end of the day theres no right or wrong about swinging but if things didn't go to plan remember you may have to face this 'friend' on a daily basis, if you could cope with that then go ahead, personally i'd rather keep my m8s and look else where for sex.

So, the swingers you become friends with, you stop swinging with dunno
I know what you mean really... wink
Quote by Vix
Pink ribbon = breast cancer, I think.
TODAY however, is RED RIBBON DAY - WORLD AIDS DAY.
Show your support, show you care!
If you can, BUY a red ribbon (ya know, with real money) look HERE,
if ya can't bring yerself to touch real money, and need to stay in cyberspace - look HERE

Yes, sorry RED ribbon, my screen is washed out redface
Awww, little pocket rocket. It's the opposite direction to the Wigan munch the following day... to far to do. Maybe some other time while this cold weather persists.
Quote by Sarah
And another one to keep the perv's happy,
(and just in case the photo adds go off line, whilst Noel has a fiddle! lol )

Never mind Noel, can I have a fiddle wink
Perve, perve ..... cleans steam off glasses.... perve some more lol
Google has the pink ribbon up on it's page. Unfortunately, it doesn't say what it is until you click on it. confused
Quote by dambuster
Just so they don't get lost or forgotten . . .
Any more, ladies ???
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I hadn't forgotten
Well done ladies.
You don't have to drink alchohol in a pub, they do soft drinks as well. Of course it is a bit of a stigma in the Uni bar to not drink alchohol (well it was in my day anyway).
Sorry, no.
Welcome back, but......
watch out for the deluge of PM's
***** single female alert *******
You did ask for it... dunno
Quote by Hamkins
Thanks guys thats all great advice. Nothing is too basic believe me.
Ok one question - what does it mean if a girl always seems too be looking at you when you look at her, yet then seems kinda uninterested otherwise. And what does it mean if a girl always seems to catch you looking at her?

I don't think this is the site for you. There are lots of books available on relationships and ones like "how to pick up girls" and "The greatest chat up artist", go and read them.
Body language, can't really be taught to be understood..... it comes with experience. Youv'e got to go out there with your fellow students and learn like everyone else I'm afraid.
If she keeps looking at you, it's either because you've done something silly like wear odd socks or left your flies undone, or she fancies you. Simply take the plunge and go and talk to her...