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Phoenix
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 70
0 miles · Staffordshire

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Quote by PoloLady
Ooow I am starting to find them all now smile

There's more :thumbup:
If they are just of the red boots though, I'll go to Footlocker.
Quote by Dino
best (only) thigh pic i can find redface redface redface

Ohh, that's a big one.
Shave ya ruddy legs
Quote by Lissa
Isn't that double standards?
.

No, it's desperation... lol lol
Too good to be true springs to mind.
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde

I didn't know that they made Santa Clitoral Stimulators...,

They do. It's just that you didn't know about them.
Santa only gives them out to girls who are very very well behaved :angel:
How come you two got them then.
On second thoughts, maybe I should just bolt
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde

Happy Christmas wink

I didn't know that they made Santa Clitoral Stimulators, I thought they were butterflies :shock:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I dont know what else I can say, apart from offering my apologies for this. Kaz, I am very, very sorry. I was going to put another post on today about an idea I had for a theme for another munch, but after this, I really dont feel that I can trust my own judgement anymore.
Di
xxxx

I am sure no one would feel you could have done anymore than you did in controlling those who attended. You could not determine from text what a person may do when drunk and in a different environment.
It could have happened anywhere, club, pub, bus, we can just be thankful that there were the right sort of people around to react, the rest of us.
I am sure others will be along to second this.
Quote by devondelight
Oh I thought it was slang Moby DIck .... thought she was after a new man redface
Tee Hee DD :twisted:

So did I..... ffs redface
ffs, I can't find the quote button.... it's off across the road somewhere :shock:
EDIT: Ahhh, there it is.... found it again... tnx porky.
Quote by maidinheaven
Didn't somebody, Phoenix maybe, put all the fem pictures together? Anyway, another one.

No, can't take the credit for that, it was Dambuster.
Quote by RedHot
redface Don't know how to load an image on here so have put my effort on the avatar rolleyes lol
T-J

Gotta see that in bigger size, so here ya go -
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/56781.html
Quote by PoloLady
OK - here goes (one of many taken this weekend).....

One of many :thumbup: (awaits more innocent )
Well, seeing as I have a "birfday" at about the same time, I may come and celebrate with you.
Put me down as a possible if that OK with you.
kiss
Quote by farmersboy
Hi kaz
Doesn't matter that i have never met you, behaviour like that can't be condoned reguardless of social group,situation or circumstances,at any time Im sorry but i would name names
Hope you are O K
:thumbup:

There is a point here, what if the said person frequents other venues/sites and does the same ?? No one would know confused
I am assuming this happened after I left, as although I am no "muscle man" I would always try and defend a ladies honour.
You sound as if you can deal with this incident Kaz and I understand your concern for any newer female members, but a man should still have repect for a ladies wishes, despite what effect alchohol may have.
Quote by Sarah
With people now starting to get the Christmas decorations out of the lofts etc, and just for Dawn, a Christmas decoration thread.............
For all of us, male and female
So get those cameras out
Here are some to get you all started
(thank you to the photographer) :P

Only think, where do us guys hang our decorations from dunno
I knew we stayed at the wrong hotel confused
Great pics Sarah & HLB.
Quote by dambuster
Absolutely marvellous post.
Get well soon, thegeneral.
We should also perhaps thank "sarah(thegeneral's sister)"
Yep - you did it right wink

As always, you have my sentiments right as well... couldn't post better.
Strewth, my head still hurts. Great the morning wasn't as good surpriseduch:
Thanks to NWC and Gingerjo & Lee.
I'm not going to go through a long list of people to say, great to have met you or nice to have seen you again. I am sure to miss someone off, so to be safe... there is no list. I'm just going to make a few comments.
Whose ruddy idea was it to swap shirts, I was Marmalaid for a while :shock: . I see Roverman ended up with my dog collar and it took me sometime, in my drunken state, to find my shirt again. Eventually found it on the gorgeous Pebbles.... I'm never going to wash it again lol
Got to take my hat off to Phire for getting Sarah to swap.... red dress wasn't you but the shirt suited Sarah :smitten:
Kaz, that dress sillyhwoar:
I'm glad the ladies had forgotten my "Hazardous product thread" innocent
If anyone found my sanity, can they please return it. cool
kjb01, 23rd also ... see you there. :thumbup:
Lastly, but not least, thankyou to my partner for the night, Devondelight. kiss
I'm practicing how to fry an egg, but it keeps sticking to the pan lol
Will boiled do confused: , I can just about rescue that before the water boils dry :doh:
Quote by Lissa
Will have to do this again, I think lol

You only think.... you mean to say your not sure :shock:
Glad to hear you had a good time.
Quote by Nomad_Soul
There are a couple of guys I would really love to do that to...........There a few females that would be inline behind me to have a go at the same ones too. :kick:
Judy.

Hope I'm not one of them :shock:
I wish I'd never posted that Hazardous Products thread now. bolt
Quote by Kit
now explain to me just why you were looking at the shower gel :

Shower Gel, what shower gel.... actually, what shower cool
Quote by berksbex
Isn't there is forum user called chardonnay?
:twisted:

Yep.... I was wondering :twisted:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
spot the difference

Thats a bad case of gout you've got on the one leg....
oh sorry, it's two different legs. :doh:
Prefer yours HLB lol
Quote by davej

That's a bit drastic... I'd have got completely pissed first... lol
If you are allergic to Ibuprofen, you'll be allergic to most other NSAIDs, so for over the counter pain relief, your limited to Paracetamol, Codiene or Aspirin based pain killers.
Try Codiene (Cocodamol) although they can cause constipation.
Quote by westerross
Male I reckon - with the tackle tucked !! wink

Ditto
EDIT : I'll look a complete prat if the avatar I've just seen is true....... but.... somehow I think the wearer is too tall wink
Quote by KitKat
Kit, I'm speechless :eeek:
You look bloody gorgeous sillyhwoar: sillyhwoar: sillyhwoar: sillyhwoar:

All you ladies are gorgeous.... get ya' kit off lol
No point in me putting any more up :cry: Phoenix, you are not looking closely enough, none of them have any Kit on -
And it is all down to your pictures! - Get somemore done, cos we are all benefiting!
lhk
Kat
Just trying to get more .... I'm loving it (not McDonalds that is) wink
As for me, I was trying to think of something different. innocent