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Phoenix
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 70
0 miles · Staffordshire

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Quote by BerryBelinda
Plus...for the record... I think you'll find that Dawnie's Shower Pics came about from something I said to Dambuster in another thread...so without me you may never have experienced the delight that is that thread. wink

So it's your fault I got my camera wet :P
Quote by Angel Chat
My first bit of advice would be to read this thread. http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/65590.html
Some great advice on there
Then once you've read that, read this.. http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/65590.html
and make sure that you choose your first "experience" wisely ;)

They're the same threads AC
Me, the problem will never arise, str8.
Quote by debz4u
come on guys where are you carnt you see theres a lady waiting to be taken out
a genuine sexy lady as well lol

Now I've had too much drink to drive.. arn't I a good boy. :cry:
Quote by da69ve
The day will come when the Mods will think" fuck this do we really need the hassle" and ban all advertising of socials and munches!.....its just getting too complicated to moniter!

And what would that do ? Just drive people to invite others and "have you any friends" by PM or Email ???
Whole damn thing seems to be getting too "big brother" for me..
Snort Snort, Animal farm.
Quote by Angel Chat
while she has to walk with a walking frame, and to know that there are people tutting because she's in the way :

This really does get my goat...
It also gets me angry when some inconsiderate people in supermarkets deliberately push the trolleys into the back of people who may not be able to walk quick enough (like my mother on a good day).
Best wishes to your daughter AC. Hope it is temporary at such a young age.
Just put my lecky toohbrush on charge...... :twisted:
Edit : just read teh instructions and mone turns off after 2 minutes.... to give your teeth a good clean lol
No mistypes on predictive text..... but spell check in MS Word can also come up with some strange possibilites.
Now, where's my mucky text AC.... wink
My mother suffers with Oesteoperis, Dimentia and has balance problems. Some days she is fine, other days she can only get around with the use of a wheelchair.
If she is having a good day and can walk, she will not use the Disabled parking bays and other facilities like that as there are always people that are worse off.
However, it is annoying to see, that when she has a bad day and can only get around by wheelchair, no one else appears to have the same thought....
Able bodied people using disabled parking bays, pushing past wheelchairs, not helping and worst of of all, hurling abuse because your wheelchair and the person pushing it "takes up too much room".
God, I need a shag to cheer me up.
Quote by jrc334
you seem like a fairly active member! wink

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Sorry, could resist that
I would have expected this thread to be five pages long by now..... is there a football match on dunno
I've run out of Teleporter credits :cry:
Not wanting to jump in to this particular arguement for which I can see pro's and cons, but who moderates the moderators.
Do we get to have a vote of no confidence or referendum ??
There is a poll option, ffs use it mad
Democracy rules, or is it only when you agree or are a personal friend confused
Quote by tigersgobounce69
feck

Some companies offer "no claims bonus protection" for a few quid extra. May be worth looking at for the future.
Quote by debz4u
nice av but is it alowed wink look a bit risky to me

But there is nothing showing. confused .... pushing the boundaries confused:
After all the hassle of not being on the list, I'll now be elsewhere and can't come. Sorry for the trouble Kaz.
redface
Quote by amalthea
Well all theses years i have spent so much money on Vibs... ...... and the other day i was with a man that used his electric tooth brush on me ....and wow!........i was up in those clouds quicker then you can say Jack frost!
If you haven't yet used one.......... .please go and try .......just think of the money it could save
OO and yes he still cleans his teeth with it! rotflmao

Actually even an ordinary toothbrush can be good fun lol
The "Wisdom Click, so you know when your masturbating too hard" lol Oh, I should be in advertising lol
I'm just grinning to myself on the next TV advert.
"The new clit-oral B , with vibrating head"
Do you think it would get past the ASA ??

I always like it bareback, but if it's really cold I put a vest on lol

I'm not being flippant here, but the answers seem obvious to me concerning sexual health.
Whatever I manage to nick out of the hotel... you get some wierd smelling & looking stuff sometimes.... like me lol
pics removed
If you have paid to come on this site, it doesn't mean I'll allow you to view my pics
Quote by Alexandra
to see 'old' friends,

hmmmm confused - I resemble that remark! :cry:
Old, god no.
Quote by luton_bloke
not the milf thing again !!!! :shock:

what does milf mean ? dunno
Americanism from the porn industry for "Moms I'd like to f*ck", meaning mature women.
Bit derogatory if you ask me
Quote by amalthea
will the u know who now raise your hand??????

I've read this three times and it still doesn't make sense? lol
I thought there was something wrong after the first edit ??
But, what do I know dunno
Just spent half an hour playing with it in german, before I realised there was an "English" tab :doh:
A bit like name that tune, name that thigh..... :doh: username gives it away
Quote by plc
More, as requested. lol

I'm sending you the bill from my dry cleaners redface
Quote by PoloLady
Ok there is a bit more than just thighs in this one - but the thighs are there.....
edit - I decided to remove that one it was more boobs than thights

Would anyone have complained..... Errrr, I think NOT. :cry: