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Phoenix
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 70
0 miles · Staffordshire

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Does it have to be new relationships ???
If I met up with the ex-wife, I'd do more than fart on her redface
Quote by freckledbird
rotflmao And did you? Or did you find something else to do :giggle:

I vomited her puppy. rotflmao
Is that a kind of dogging for beginners?
Must be something similar to Cats and Fur balls dunno
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
We were so excited and giggly that I forgot to check the fixtures for the World Cup 2006
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Football, wtf football, this is far more important.
Shows I'm not a football fan redface
Geez, the list closed early.
I know I will be out of the country at about that time, but not 100% of the date, so I was going to leave asking till I knew more about my travel plans in late Jan.
Now it's full... Fluckinell
I'd prefer Marmite to the other brown stuff
Bovril
P.S I always find Brussel Sprouts and Parsnips make for a particularly sweet smelling gas.... Don't do oral after a traditional Sunday Lunch.
How the F**K did we get on to this subject :shock:
Quote by chaznroz
ummmmmm well we got the link all we have to do now is sort how to actually post
a pic..........dohhhhhhhhhhh

use the "Hotlink for forums (1)"
Nice pic.... :thumbup:
and you too Di wink
Quote by chaznroz
ok if phornix taught us right here you go sleazy

He he, that's the best misspelling of my nic.... phornicator lol
I'll say it again.... congratulations and best wishes to the both of you. Any of the dates... it's your day. :happy: :thumbup:
Well, I really really hope all goes well and I am very happy for you both.
No sooner do I get to meet HLB and you whisk her away... good on ya.
If there is any time for special relaxing of the rules and being realisitic, it is for such an event as this. No further comment on that subject from me.
Quote by westerross
oooooooooooh dear Harry rolleyes - that's not a bloomin shower pic, that is a cock shot rolleyes
Gone, gone, gone wink
5 minute countdown..........................

Ooooh yes - so it is - hardly what you'd call an exposé though is it!
Ah, but increase the brightness in photoshop and all is revealed.
Shall I Harry ???
Quote by Vicky_uk
Youve already got mine wink

Share with us all, dont be shy hun :twisted:
I cant sleazy has it in his camera he took it last night
sleaaaaaaazzzzzzyyyyyyyyyy red wants to see me tits biggrin
To think I decided to stay in the pub :doh:
Quote by sleazy
You can have mine, but you have to come and take the photo yourself :P
:twisted:

anytime :P
My camera's bigger than your camera ... nah, nah, ni, nah, nah.
Ummm, but your bigger than me bolt
Sorry, still not very clear.
I guess, it's female side of the couple with the masseuse, but are you expecting male or female masseuse confused:
Only trying to help here.
Quote by Him'nHer
what kind of 3some? MMF or FFM

Also, what are you expecting... just a massage or what (not too specific mind you :doh: )
Quote by Vix
I think the phrase you were looking for is Dag Nab it.
HTH

I thought it was Dang Nab it - as on Deputy Dawg dunno
But I suppose you and Reese are correct, been such a long time since I heard it.
Quote by zana2000
Is there a bell at the end of it?

No, that's one of my balls...... plastic on the hat that is lol although if you pull it, I light up..... again, the hat I mean lol
Quote by zana2000
Did no one ever tell you that it is rude to keep your hat on indoors, especially with ladies present!!!
Or if that is a new contraceptive cap, I dont think I will bother !!!!!!!!

I'll take it off after Xmas.. :shock:
If you dont take it off till after Christmas its going to stink like a sewer !!!!
My bladder ain't that big.... can't wait that long to pee. Plus the red dye will run in the shower and make the white bit pink rolleyes
Quote by blonde


Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Fer christs sake, it's Chesty Morgans latin counterpart :shock: ..... who remembers Chesty Morgan then confused: confused: confused:
Quote by edinbughchris
How do you get stocking tops and bosom in same picture Glasgow Girl?

Looks like a black lacy top with a tit hanging out of it..... a very nice tit I may add. lol
Click on the taskbar and drag it back to the bottom of the screen Then right click on it and select "lock taskbar".
Quote by naughtynymphos1
When ever i see the word biker i always get images of dirty long haired hells angels smelling of patullia (or however you spell it lol ) oil :inlove:
don't suppose mean that type of biker do you? dunno sad
rotflmao

Used to be, but smelled of burnt oil and hot metal.
History...
Honda 175 - Good starter bike in those days.
Honda 500/4 - didn't like it, got rid of it pretty quick
500CC Triton (Triumph 500Trophy, Polydyne cams, 10-1 flowed pistons, twin Amal GP carbs, Norton FB frame) - blew itself to bits on the race track redface
650CC Triumph T110A, Hardtail frame, Fat back sprung hub, 8 over forks. (Chopper) - Blew that one up trying to race a 750 Trident)
550CC Kawasaki GP550 - bent that one round a milk float :shock:
Yahama TR1 1000 V twin - kept that until I could no longer afford it :cry:
Now I prefer to ride other things wink , although the open road still beckons... would love a Harley.
Quote by sleazy
then either put it under this thread and i can lift it there
And before ya do all the pic collecting perv jokes......

Oh goody goody goody..... I don't mind being labelled .... bring em on....
:bounce:
OK, now I have composed myself.... ladies, to make a suitable screen saver, the picture should be at least 1024 x 768 sillyhwoar:
rotflmao rotflmao
Quote by redgirlmanc
As its only a couple of weeks off, could those who have asked to come please confirm your attendance, and if you are wanting some floor space etc to sleep!

Confirmed and blow up doll purchased to sleep on... name of Lilo lol
Quote by Darkfire
not going without' mentality, rather than a 'well I'll put enough in to top up and get me to work & back cos that's all I need'.
rolleyes

Yep, It'll be the "panic buyers" that will cause the problem. I drive for a living a need fuel to work.
This is most probably to do with the "changes", where only the premium members will be able to view pics on the ads. I would assume that the pics have been relinked to a "members page" but the link is not operational yet.
Expect more "funny" occurances to happen over the coming months.
Quote by sword
Same here where I live 1 petrol station already run out of unleaded & the other 3 have forecourts full of panic buyers mad & you can bet your bottom dollar there people who only use the car for local journeys :cry:
But thank god its only injuries & not deaths.

It's only one of many storage depots around the UK and will make hardly any difference to fuel supplies.
Thankfully, these places tend to be relatively unmanned.
Quote by zana2000
Did no one ever tell you that it is rude to keep your hat on indoors, especially with ladies present!!!
Or if that is a new contraceptive cap, I dont think I will bother !!!!!!!!

I'll take it off after Xmas.. :shock:
Pics removed
If you have paid to come on this site, it doesn't entitle you to see my pics, that is up to me.
Quote by The Muttleys
Come on u lot, the geysers givin it a go.....any more hats on dicks???? rolleyes

My fellow Phoenix can use photoshop like me lol