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Phoenix
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 70
0 miles · Staffordshire

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Off subject for this thread but... In the profile
Women drink Alcohol
and men drink soem strange brew called
Alachol dunno
Psst.. this is why I havn't put any pics up, removed my ad links and wish I could delete my avatar as well.
Quote by naughtynymphos1
i can't believe you just posted the location :shock: with all these new members :shock: :shock: i'm sure you will get loads of pervs now tuning up asking for the cpl off the swinging site lol lol

They are new and don't know the consequences of such a post yet.
Quote by Mister_Discreet
I can see 3 photos of yours, Burtman, by clicking your profile link on the bottom of your post, then choosing "photos" top right.

So can I, but not that I really want to.
Quote by Burtman
He has only just reg on the forum so how would he even know how the forum operated on the old system??? or whether it was better or not. Unless he was a previous member with another name. If he was then he would have a reference base, otherwise he wouldnt even know.
Judy

Judy, I have been a member of this site for over 2 year and I do happen to know what the "old system" was like.....not just the Forum, but the other areas too. There has always been a view from the forum that you're not really a proper member unless you're a regular contributor in it.......where do you think all those 300,000 members came from? Do you really think they have all suddenly rushed in to pay to join now it's a paysite!
300,000 members havn't rushed to come on this, currently one legged and limping along, forum. The figure is the amalgamation of everyone registered on the forum , everyone who ever had an ad and the chat room as well (which now is also linked to another chat room of their sites).
Just to comment how fooked up this forum is, the quote box shows OK in the preview but not when posted.
Ohhh, I'm goin to wait and see who else may be going... I'll need protection from the debag queen.
I think the outage earlier may have been when the server was changed. Hence the speed difference... give it time though.
Ohhh, genital avatars can't be removed yet :shock:
Shall I put a cock avatar up or sharn't I.... Hmmmm,
Yes
No...
No... you'd only laugh anyway redface
Honestly, i't been cold here lol
Quote by berksbex
the wall opposite the bed! !

Did he have dark galsses and a white walking stick dunno
Quote by naughtynymphos1
(read underlined below rotflmao )
P.S forgot to add if there any single females that may want someone to go with thats fine too wink oh and cplz well anyone really lol lol

Well, I'm not pretending to be Bi for anyone, not even NN. confused
FFS, when I have free time and could go, why choose Bi night... :cry:
cause i like bi men wink and ermmm i'm bi lol
I know you are, I was talking about me rolleyes ... and I'm still not turning Bi, even for you lol
Not only are you picky and a baldist, but now I've got to be bi as well... I'm off :flounce:
Quote by RedHot
Take this example of someone who contacted me today and is supposedly a gen swinger by his own account
"yo is da bitch. total horny i cracked one off on your pics. wanna sex me up babe?"
T-J

naw T-J, you're having a giraffe surely. come on, you just made that up. noone could be that fucking crass and dumb . . . could they? :shock:
rolleyes
neil x x x ;)
:shock: No I'm not making it up honest and what's more he signed his name "Neil" :!: :!: :!: :eeek:
It never occured to me until now, since I didn't take much notice of it at the time, apart from pissing myself laughing . . .
But now I see it in a whole new light :huh:
I don't mind if you want to crack one off on my pics Neil, but please DON'T CALL ME BABE!! :sparring: rotflmao
T-J xxx wink
Crack on off confused: around my way that was breaking wind dunno I thought there had already been a thread about that lol
Quote by naughtynymphos1
(read underlined below rotflmao )
P.S forgot to add if there any single females that may want someone to go with thats fine too wink oh and cplz well anyone really lol lol

Well, I'm not pretending to be Bi for anyone, not even NN. confused
FFS, when I have free time and could go, why choose Bi night... :cry:
Quote by zana2000
Unfortunately it isnt, i have done that , but when I place an ad it is still catagorised by my postcode

Maybe I can throw a little light on this.
When I first logged on after the changes, with the supposed unified login, my ads seems to have disappeared.
Then I noticed that "existing" ads you had to log in as before, using your email addy. This done, it asked me for my username. Fine I thought, here is the unified login, so I put Phoneix..... answer..... username alraedy in use.. WTF. Tried a number of times, logged in, out and shook it all about but to no avail, still reported username in use. So I use a new username, just for the ads. So much for the unifoed login.
This generates a new profile, and asks for all details again, including post code.
So, if you change your profile in the forum login, it makes no changes to the ads profile. You have to change the details in the ads login as well mad .
Now a question... under the old regime, you could not have two logins, but I have had to have two to get to my ads.... WTF is going on and are you going to ban one of the usernames confused
Another answer for a question asked earlier.
"Notify me me when a reply is posted" is now turned off by default. So now, if you want notification of a post follow up, you need to manually tick the "notify me when a reply is posted" when yoiu compose your post. :cry:
Congratulations...... and there was me joking about teh fact you still had last years under the bed ???
Lucky blighter you.
F**K, car won't be back in time, sorry Jo.
Come on guys, escort this sexy lady.
Quote by naughtynymphos1
urs supposed to sit on it lol lol

:shock:
My dirty little mind is working overtime on that one redface
I just can't be bothered to look back through the thread to see if this has been covered... I'm pissed off enough as it is.
Why doesn't the "mark all topics read" button work. I press it, return to the forum and they are still marked unread.... mad
Note.. "mark all forums read" appears to work ??
Quote by gingerjo-lee
hiya
is any 1 i know free this afternoon ?
my date as had to let me down so i need a date
thanks jo xxx

What time ?? It depends on whether my car is back from the garage in time :cry:
Quote by fabio grooverider
i am probably not the only one to feel like this at this stage... but it feels ovenight that this place went from being a swinging site...to a sex site......
hopefully i am wrong, and hopefully the feeling will change......

Nope, I'm damn sure your not wrong sean.
I'm, editing past posts as soonas I have finished this.
Nice card, nice idea.... may now be the wrong forum confused: , or am I being cynical ??
Never mind ads in the wrong places... mine f*cking disappeared altogether.
FFS, Monkeys are running the assylum.
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Sorry my tits ain't worth posting..to small sad
shaz x

Who says that..... hit 'em with the crop wink
Quote by well_busty_babe
therefor if you hold your bum cheeks appart you are more likely to have a silent one! wink

Tried it, it just echo's instead redface
Must have been the sunday dinner, 'onest guv.
Quote by PoloLady
You will note I was scalded in the process of preparing for that photo - bloody hotel hot water systems mad

Where, Where confused: Can I kiss it better lol
Quote by BerryBelinda
Waffle, waffle, waffle. Where's the soapy bum pics???
dunno

You're just here to perve..... admit it lol
Just got out of the shower but couldn't be arsed to take a pic.... no one notices anyway :cry:
Pun intended :twisted:
Quote by sam-da-man
As long as its not followed by 'get your tongue out of my ear' lol wink

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Quote by berksbex
So what grade are your 'O' levels? wink

Grade ?? You mean there's a grade.... shit.... I just thought you got an
"Oh my God - Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Is that an A dunno
Quote by berksbex
a Batchelor of Arts .

Oh god, Bex is a BA.... that's me flucked then... only got "O" level, but I'm good at it lol
Quote by sleazy
Now I prefer to ride other things wink , although the open road still beckons... would love a Harley.

Know the feeling, I still crave a big throbbing thing between my legs confused
A Bike, ya perves wink
I always wanted a harley........... right up until the point that I rode one...... talk about shattered dreams, they are a 2 wheeled tractor
I know, but the sound, exquisite....... potatoe potatoe
Quote by HarryJones
biggrin No don't lighten it Phoenix then Sarah wont need to help me out taking a proper photograph :!:

I'll leave the suprise... Go on Sarah, help him out.