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Phoenix

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20 Dec 2005

Quote by Serendipity
I scored 575, must try harder!
I kinda like vampires

Well, if you got 575, you can teach me dipity. Now, where do I bite you lol

lol

20 Dec 2005

Site is in the transition of becoming a paysite.
There are a number of posts on this subject in the cafe. Please read them.
As I understand it, existing members will remain free for the time being and new members will pay. So, if you re-register with a new username, you pay :shock:

20 Dec 2005

Only 500, what am I doing wrong ??

20 Dec 2005

Quote by WendySteve
Well I least I am still trying and having all the fun with it

You have to try, my tongues hanging out :P

20 Dec 2005

Come on ladies, you will have avatars of those wonderfull rears, what else to you expect lol

lol

smackbottom

20 Dec 2005

Quote by horneyoldtart
Hiya
can I come too ?? and can I bring along Mr_D ? we promise to behave
:twisted: ok ok we promise not to if it gets us invited :!:

Oh No, I've not got to absolve you all over again have I :twisted:

20 Dec 2005

I don't know the area, but a little bit of Googleing and I've come up with a location.
Think you ought to be a bit more secretive on your locations, or it won't be a dogging spot for much longer.

19 Dec 2005

I scour the ads looking for anything that remotely resembles a female and send a PM to each on saying
"Wanna Shag"
Funny, I don't get any replies mad

mad

18 Dec 2005

I would have thought you just unticked "single female" and ticked "single male" in the profile.
Unless this is another glitch.

18 Dec 2005

Well, if Will turned it off at a stop cock, he should be able to turn it back on again dunno

dunno

18 Dec 2005

'friad so... get to the back of the queue lol

lol

See you there.

18 Dec 2005

Quote by berksbex
This is where all this has become wrong. Porn for profit is NOT the same as swinging. This site is fast becoming a place where some people are equating swingers with prostitutes.
Last night popped into the chat room and saw offers of money being offered all over for certain favours, not good at all.

SHIT - I missed it :shock:
Well, with the cost of Christmas and all redface

redface

rotflmao

rotflmao

rotflmao

Ah well, they couldn't us afford us lovely ladies anyway wink

wink

I've been saving up my bottle tops for ya Bex...
Errr, will 6 do ??

18 Dec 2005

Str8

dunno

I think you need to review your "label"

18 Dec 2005

After reading this thread, I have decided to do teh right thing and liberate mine...
They are now roaming free on the wilds of Cannock Chase.
rolleyes

rolleyes

18 Dec 2005

Onion, ohhh makes my eyes water.
Very good Polo rotflmao

rotflmao

17 Dec 2005

Quote by sparky230
Hardy har....
or should that be, dah dit dah
P.S. Done similar myself, but it was dropping a TL922 on my little finer.... Ouch.

never liked things with 3-500's in meself, prefer a few 572b's
We'll be told off again if we carry on
bolt

bolt

17 Dec 2005

Quote by Phoenix
It's good while it lasts and the excitement is there. One day, it may get boring or you just may loose the sexual "twang" with the person... like any relationship.

or it could go the other way, as these two happy people

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Dambuster and I started out as fuck buddies. We were both happy to find someone who understood NSA.
We started spending quite a bit of time in each others company.
We started going out in the vanilla world with vanilla friends
I started staying over more and more
I moved in
He Proposed
I said Yes

17 Dec 2005

Hardy har....
or should that be, dah dit dah
P.S. Done similar myself, but it was dropping a TL922 on my little finer.... Ouch.

17 Dec 2005

Festive panto reply.
"Behind you"

17 Dec 2005

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
one line is all I can manage... my brain hurts

Aww hun, want me to come and rub it better for you? :therethere:
:
It's not my brain I want rubbing.... good grief, I take aspirin for that.

17 Dec 2005

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
the 'one liners' will get the message and sod off eleswhere!

Oh crap, that's me buggered then.... I suppose I'd better do more than one li
It's too much... one line is all I can manage... my brain hurts lol

lol

lol

lol

17 Dec 2005

I'm going on the 23rd, that's a day out of sync for you :cry:

17 Dec 2005

Quote by treasurechest
Thanks everyone for you sympathy. (well except momf - no chance of him giving any sympathy)
Off home to my bed now where i shall induldge in a big stiff one................................................................................whisky that is!!! (gosh u lot have dirty minds!!)

Who said a big stiff one wasn't a cold cure :shock:
It'l certainly get you breathing heavy and help clear out the airways lol

lol

lol

17 Dec 2005

I thought this thread was about jokes on the American currency ???
It's good while it lasts and the excitement is there. One day, it may get boring or you just may loose the sexual "twang" with the person... like any relationship.

17 Dec 2005

Wrap up warm and take plenty of fluids, Lemsip is good and I aslo like to take Beechams all in one as an "extra".
No gurantees that the rest of the family will get it, depends on whether you were all together during the contagious period. Flu/colds rarely spread through our family.

17 Dec 2005

It's now 1:40 and it's takan me from 9:31 (last post) to get back on here due to "Service Temporarily Unavailable".... now I've forgotton what I was gonna say.
Maybe, considering it's a little cold outside for dogging, your new username should be the same as this site ?
Service Temporarily Unavailable lol

lol

lol

lol

16 Dec 2005

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I have just been looking at my signature, and I am thinking of the name we use for our web site! Naughty2, why didnt I think of that before
But please keep ideas coming as I really wanted a name for ME and not for us as a couple.
Phred

PussInBoots ???? but you'd have to keep that avatar lol

lol

or a dirty one , Doggydo
or , he he,
DogInBoots
lol

lol

16 Dec 2005

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I liked that Phred, till I saw Pheonix's comments!!! I really dont want to start any rumours about the state of my health!!!!!

Choosing a good username is a bit like choosing teh name of a product... like the Japanese soft drink called .. Piss lol

lol

16 Dec 2005

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
1. = Lady Pusillus (pusillus for short)
:

Sounds like a cross between Pussy and Syphilis :shock:
Not good me thinks confused

confused

16 Dec 2005

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I have been thinking about this for a while and with the changes to the site, I thought it was about time I/we also had a change! Naughty Wigan Couple is just toooooooo long!
I am looking for a new user name to go with the new site. I am looking for something which is not too personal to me (so it would not makes my real life persona known to all the new members) but something that also makes me recognisable for who I am and to everyone who knows me on here.
Mr NWC has his own log in, so he will be keeping his name (not that he ever posts anything).
I know that with all the changes which are going on, would be unfair to asks the Admin to change it at the moment, but perhaps once things have calmed down a little?
So please can you help me and all your ideas would be welcome.

Err, anything with little or sexy or bomb in it cool

cool