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Phoenix
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 70
0 miles · Staffordshire

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Quote by tattyxpx
I really couldn't ask others to get on with work while i lay back and do nothing :

Why not, my ex used to do that all the time lol
Hey !!!!!
have you got inside my head confused: ..... you must have, it's almost identical to me... apart from Scuba Diving and sports... :shock:
Hope you find what you're looking for biggrin , I'm keeping an open mind and being optimistic wink
Angel Chat... you've never responded to any of my posts like that :cry: Come to think of it, neither has anyone else :upset:
Debs, Cannock Chase is just across the M6 from me confused
Quote by winchwench
Was meant to spend today writing a begging letter for sponsorship for my best mate who'se at uni. But you guys are shrunk down ther in my task bar....I agree this is addictive!
Do you think they treat S.H addiction at the priory......yet?
X W X

And pray tell, why would you want to get treated ?????
BRING IT ON BABE. :twisted:
Quote by lancyuk
single guy under 2.

reporting for duty.
although only for the next 3 months....so be quick ;)
Whats that mean Lancy... under 26 or single lol
Quote by sexyscotcarol
Pheonix love the change of avatar biggrin
Carol

Swoon, I'm in love :inlove:
Quote by Pete_sw
It does get better and it does get worse, depending on all kinds of factors. But sometimes, living with an eternal, never ending, grinding pain can make a person a bit grouchy lol……

I know exactly how you feel, I have been suffering on and off with chest muscle pains and abdominal pains for the past 2.5 years. Hopefully they are now cured or at least being managed.
With marriage breakdown, divorce and the constant pain, the initiative to live just went away.
Swinging was the saviour (thanks to a few select individuals on here who got me started)
Quote by treasurechest
cheeky devil,you need teaching a lesson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pm me lol

sorry i dont do pms to order, infact i am very bad at doing as i am told
so nite nite, happy self bumping
xxx
Shut up and go to bed woman.... lol
As you were going anyway, does that count as doing as your told ??
Bah, only got 80%, but then again I didn't spend a lot of time studying.
Quote by treasurechest
Phoenix
If you do dress up as a milkman, will you deliver your cream?

Only after some coaxing wink but then it'll be whipped lol
Quote by bi_tri_some
2 replies!!!!!!!! lol lol lol

Two replies.... OMG, how did you get two replies.. I'm as jealous as hell cool
Quote by glasgow_girl_30
hi just had this email may b of intrest to some of you lot
Euphoria Blackpool has recently finished a new extention, new facilities include hot tub, sauna, steam room, toilets and showers. Other facilities include a well equipped dungeon, two porno cinemas, three playrooms, licensed bar, large dancefloor, top DJ's. We have 22 bedrooms all ensuite and spotless clean. We have free parking for 12 veihcles, and operate directly next door to a approved secure car park facility that offers a discount to euphoria customers. The bedrooms are our next project, bringing them to a more acceptable warm standard of decor, with new bedding and curtains and carpets, all this will be started and complete bye next year. As from December, excluding xmas and new year we will operate a new payment system SAVING YOU POUNDS. Couples can attend resident with your own ensuite room for only £20 pppn. Single guys can have the same for only £50. Annual membership for couples is £10, and £50 for single guys. THIS TRIAL PERIOD IS ONLY FOR DECEMBER 2005 AND JANUARY 2006. Entry on the door is for members only. PLEASE REMEMBER WE ARE LICSENSED TO RESIDENTS ONLY, WE CAN ONLY SERVE ALCOHOL TO RESIDENTS AND THEIR BONAFIDE GUESTS
if not sorry :0(

I am unsure if it means those prices are only valid for Dec & Jan... maybe it then shoots up to £70 and £120 again dunno
Quote by Sgt Bilko

Ok, sad as this may seem mine would be.........my wife redface
I know, I know.....in a lot of todays vanilla relationships it's just not the "done thing" and if my mates ever found out I'd be branded a deviant but hey, none of you lot will tell them will you?
confused

I agree with the Laird - mine would be his wife!! confused confused confused confused lol lol lol
I wasn't going to say it but definatly thought it lol
Welcome. Don't fall off the cliffs lol
Don't get down that way too often, although I was going to be in Canterbury on Tuesday but plans had to get changed and now I'll be at dartford.
On the avatar, just resize a picture in Photoshop. Paintshop or the photo resizer in XP Powertoys to 102 pixels by 102 pixels maximum and then upload it via your profile (at the bottom).
If you don't have the software, you can mail it to me and I'll resize it or you can choose many of the others you are liable to offer there services. wink
Quote by Amber
My ex boss who is totally older than me and what most would consider totally unattractive....but there is this chemistry there between us.........never going to happen though!!! sad

Well, if he';s your ex boss.... you can't get fired lol
Yes but unfortunately he is married and I wouldn't do that to his wife...
Will just be a good girl instead! lol
Ah, morals get in the way sometimes. :cry:
Quote by Amber
My ex boss who is totally older than me and what most would consider totally unattractive....but there is this chemistry there between us.........never going to happen though!!! sad

Well, if he';s your ex boss.... you can't get fired lol
Good evening, hello and welcome (Alan Wicker)
Keep working on hubby wink It's enjoyable trying to convert him anyway lol
Quote by berksbex
So, who lives outside

I have no idea who it is but one hell of a view. :thumbup:
Looks ruddy cold to me.
I was going to lady Fee Bee, but then I thought it looked to cold to be able to wear skimpy red underwear :cry:
LOL true lol
Could imagine a few chaffed nipples there wink
But Wow imagine living near to that view smile
But only if there is a Tesco and a Pub with good food just behind the camera (I like my comforts) wink
Quote by rogerthedragon
So, who lives outside

I have no idea who it is but one hell of a view. :thumbup:
Looks ruddy cold to me.
I was going to lady Fee Bee, but then I thought it looked to cold to be able to wear skimpy red underwear :cry:
Congrats Carol... but you've changed the avatar :cry: I liked perving that rear of yours lol
Quote by treasurechest
Ehm well actually I think you will find a lot of women, who perhaps arnt goign to say it here, will see the fact that he is married as a bonus, its likely to make him a hell of a lot more discreete and reliable (not in all cases but a lot)
Just a thought based on experience

So creeping up your path wearing a dirty raincoat and trilby isn't discreet enough dunno
I could always put on a milkmans outfit bolt
Great Idea :thumbup:
Maybe there should be a sticky with links to things like this and Meaty's "how to put up photo's" post.
The least favourite thing in my old kitchen, was the ex-wife :boxing:
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Can we have a better clue please? The last one sucks rolleyes
Fee
XX

The last clue was crap
Little Room... maybe Little Gem ?
Quote by Maia
Is it just me or do some men's intimate bits smell like pencil shavings to you?
.

Wow. you do have some strange comparisons... Tasmainian Devil cocks that smell of pencil shavings. :shock:
Ohm, it's gonna be good asking you "did the earth move for you" lol
Quote by Maia
: Oh, and a friendly looking penis, none of those snarly looking ones thank you.

I've heard of big, medium, small, cut & uncut but never freindly, do they come and shake your hand first :lol2:
Quote by treasurechest
You have missed out the main criteria for men as for as I am concerned, - hair - long preferably!!
oh and a brain helps, though not absolutely essentail!!

banghead
Add in bald .... :cry:
Private PM or open forum, try and keep it civil.
The first reply was a tounge in check remark and meant as a joke reply. If you havn't realised that this sort of banter is normal on here, then I suggest you lurk around some more and lighten up.