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Phoenix
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 70
0 miles · Staffordshire

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Quote by wetpussy
something you only dream of doing you single virgin who still lives at home with mummy

Charming dunno
Quote by Rampantbunny
Ah thanks for all the hello's!! Everyone seems really friendly.

I bet your PM box is full..... mention single and female in one sentence and ...... BANG.
I mention single and male.... but my PM box remains empty :cry:
empty from females wanting a shag that is lol
Quote by davidsplayroom
I have replied to a few ads and so far just got re-directs to other sites.
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If you can remember or trace back to these ads, use the "report this ad" function to get them removed by the mods.
:bounce:
Me too, me too, errr me single to be correct.... please :color:
Quote by Devon1
Quaaaaaaaaaack
Quack quack
quack
Quaaack biggrin

Shouldn't that be...
"Quaaaaaaaaaack
Quack quack
cough....cough... croak." ?
It's like the old joke (revised) :
What goes Tweet Tweet Thump ?
A budgiewith bird flu.
Was it a Norwegian Blue confused: Beautiful plumage biggrin
No, it's only sleeping lol
Did someone mention a dirty party :shock:
Only problem I've got is accomodation.... bags the broom closet..
I'll have to decide next weekend -
Quote by blueis
Quaaaaaaaaaack
Quack quack
quack
Quaaack biggrin

Shouldn't that be...
"Quaaaaaaaaaack
Quack quack
cough....cough... croak." ?
It's like the old joke (revised) :
What goes Tweet Tweet Thump ?
A budgie with bird flu.
Helloooo there sweetie.
Pity youv'e joined too late for the Derby meet next week.
:welcome: wave
Now you're here, you acn log out but you can never leave..
Quote by Osmosis
Maybe it's a reject from Mission Impossible, "this cock ring will self destruct in 5 seconds............." :shock:

Just as long as it don't take your cock with it :shock:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
as for what to wear well that would depend on the club, some are sauna based clubs and some and night club type clubs, you would have to find out what kind of club it was b4 you went wink

Can be anything from street wear to absolutely nothing, depends on the club/venue.
I will admit I like the middle ground of sexy underwear on the women and towels on the guys (not a fan of tight undies on guys, designed to show how big their "lunch box" is, I have enough competition as it is.)
One of the ladies that attends line dancing at our village hall.
Why, because she wiggles that arse of hers so provacatively
Why not, because she is well over 60 (but looks, dresses and acts like someone 30 years younger)
Quote by NWfreckles
Will you lot stop rubbing it in. It's not my fault I could not make it.

^^^^^^^ what he said ................... :cry:
Diddly Ditto. :cry:
Ended up playing "grab a granny" at the village hall social :shock:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
is it Freckledbird?

yep, well done :thumbup:
:shock: how did you know that?
The concise Oxford Dictionary on the headboard lol
Well, it's my birthday on the 29th, but I'll most probably save myself for the midlands munch on 4th Feb, otherwise I would have loved to have come.
biggrin
Quote by devondelight
Could the owner of the pair of black jeans i found in the back of the car this morning please come forwards and claim them :shock: :shock: :lol2:

I thought fallen angel just did lolol
DD
The question has to be..... what did the offender go home in ????
Quote by Red(RHG)
sad
Been ill since Friday (yes some sympathy required please..... anyone?)
So should have been in Chesterfield wowing people with my company (cough cough)
but I had to stay in..................
and listen to my tummy churning!
Cathy x

You want sympathy :!: Considering how grumpy I feel this morning...... :therethere: kiss
There is a user on here who has had it, but I'll not mention any names and wait to see if they wish to post their views.
I observed a 2 minute silence, I stopped snoring..... wink
Seriously tho, my late Father served in WW2 on the Allies side and my Mother served on the German side.
They met at the end of the war when my father was part of the "anti-fraternisation force" which was suppoed to stop soldiers getting off with German women... didn't do much good, they enjoyed 50+ years of marriage until my Father succumed to a brain tumor which was the result of a shrapnel wound obtained while serving as a gunner on Gibralter.
My mother now suffers from Alzhiemers and lives back in WW2 in her mind....
I get all the stories, about her escape from a POW camp and the 300mile walk home.
My Uncle was killed on HMS Hood and two relatives on the German side were killed in WW2.
Look at this thread.
Tnx to Meaty
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/56781.html
Maybe it would be a good idea to make it a sticky ??
Great pics, great fun. I'm really ashamed that I haven't done anything to contribute redface
You can smack me when you see me as recompense. smackbottom
Quote by CarrieAnn
BASIC MANNERS!!!!!!!!!!!! That' what surprises me these day!! Some people are just SOOOO rude!!
C x

Like whoever threw that bucket of water over you cool lol
And he didn't even apologise - well not verbally anyway :twisted: :twisted:
C x
Ohhhh, well I hope to come to Derby next weekend, can I make it as wet, but with my tounge ??
Quote by CarrieAnn
BASIC MANNERS!!!!!!!!!!!! That' what surprises me these day!! Some people are just SOOOO rude!!
C x

Like whoever threw that bucket of water over you cool lol