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Phoenix
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 70
0 miles · Staffordshire

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Quote by redhouse
Its a very friendly venue and usually has some stalls, buffet and demonstration of some sort. Think this month is waxing.

Never mind the normal party games at munches & parties.... here's the new one on the agenda lol
Count me out though bolt
Certainly didn't sound like anything to do with SH to me
Quote by fluffer70
,I dont think we do know what we're after as of yet. Maybe we just need to read around for a while longer to get a real feel for things. I don't know how long it would be before we committed ourselves to even a Munch, never mind a Party.

Good plan :thumbup:
It's not a good night to expect to many responses as there is a big party on tonight with a lot of the regulars attending.
First comment, there is no problem with your fantasy but make sure you both agree with your fantasies, it takes two....
Quote by WibblyWobbly

I just cannot stop laughing... okay better go and apply pollyfilla and get our arses over to da party!

Oh brillllllll rotflmao
Poor little bunnies.... mexamatosis not good enough then confused:
Quote by Kit
yay - I got it and Dildo had to be nice to me :twisted:

Obviously got other things in mind lol
Good god, I go to make tea and a clue arrives and I missed it rolleyes
Off to my local now for a few beers.... :cheers:
Quote by Planemike
Ok...................So did it turn out to be a be good night for one and all ???

Well, I got home at 4am, so it must have been wink
Quote by 34fun
wrapping dogs**t in newspaper setting fire to it on peoples doorstep while ringing the doorbell and then hiding, then seeing them stamping on the newspaper in their slippers getting dog sh*t all over their slippers...
obviously i look back now in disgrace at such behaviour redface

We'll now find out how many kids look at SH, when the newspaper headlines next week state "New craze hits country.... burning dog crap on doorsteps".
:P
Birthday greetings and good cheer to all those suffering the "another year older syndrome" today.
Advanced greets to Wibblywobbly :love:
Quote by onlyme1981
OK I know I was going to take the rest of the day off, but I just can't seem to help myself.... Is it darkfire? :shock: bolt

I think it's darkfire too biggrin
Ditto... or Verbatim.... or ... well, whatever backup tape drive you use lol
Heyyyyyyyyy ... what a guess..... mainly because I can't get in (or should I say, can't be bothered to, it's too nice here wink )
For me, you can just chuck me in a hole and leave me.
However, I would like to think that anyone mourning my passing will do it in a happy way.
Quote by sexyjo
It's times like these I wish I had magic red sparkly shoes like Dorothy's and I could click my heels together and go "There's no place like Liaisons" and get there without having the hassle in between. cool

Me too, magic shoes or a tele transporter (beam me up scotty).....
The trip there ain't to bad, it's full of expectation but the trip back is a killer.... home to a cold lonely flat.
Just contemplating the 2 hour drive for me.....
I'll have to leave soon..... :undecided:
I thought you'd gone quite...
take things at a pace you can both deal with.
Good luck.
Quote by berksbex
By the sound of it, I think there will now be lots of men getting better aquainted with their palms lol
Carry on wanking :twisted:

Errr , so whats new with that... me most nights :cry:
Unless...... I spank that bottom wink
Quote by Sexysteph
dog thinks "The ad said VVVVVVVVWE what a liar"

:laughabove:
Quote by amalthea
I know, hence my lol wink lol

I missed that, my eyes keep straying over to your avatar and making me go cross eyed lol
Quote by amalthea
Good point, kind of meant I showed him 'the door' as regards any further arrangements...in other words said 'forget it mate' lol

It was meant as a joke wink
Quote by amalthea
Sorry, perhaps I should also have said, no-one over 45 either. Thanks.

banghead
Quote by amalthea
Well, I gave one guy three chances because his excuses the first two occasions seemed like they might be plausible..when there was an excuse the third time I showed him the door. Why give him so many chances? Well, I think it's always good to give people who seem genuine the benefit of the doubt. After a while of doing this it does become easier to spot the frauds, I think.

If you showed him the door, he was already inside lol
Planning to be in Bristol 2nd week in December.... but.... it depends on business and business meeting plans flipa kiss
I never have any intention of cancelling a meet and never have, but sometimes there are aspects outside ones control. For me, it's the job and the money. If I get a call from a blue chip client and I need to be somewhere else in the country, then I will be.
Quote by bluexxx
It is Bluexxx dunno

Yes
Well done wink
Someones colour blind.... It's all pink & red :shock:
I like pink and red. Pink and red makes me happy. As does fluff. Ha.
So, red fluff in your belly button must make you ecstatic wink
Quote by HornyRed
It is Bluexxx dunno

Yes
Well done wink
Someones colour blind.... It's all pink & red :shock:
Quote by freckledbird
So, who lives in a house like this ????

Are we allowed to say if we know whose it is?
That's the Idea FB.
It looks very red dunno
Quote by freckledbird
Oh, and desperation is not attractive either.

Isn't it.....FB..... mine must be showing redface
Sexybabecaz. You're location is also liable to give slow responses, you are out in the wild a bit.
Have a look at the munches, there is one in Scotland at some point.
Just because someone is a GP doesn't mean they have ALL the answers. The question of female ejaculation has been discused at length and there is evidence that some women do empty their bladder when they get sexually excited, while others do "gush" from the remains of a gland between the vagina and urethra, basically the female version of the prostrate also known as the urethral sponge.
The ejaculate does come out of the Urethra, hence it being easily confused with pee.
I was fascinated with this when I first experienced it in a woman, hence I spent some time trying to find out about it and how to get a woman to do it again. Alas, I have not found another woman who gushes to practice on :cry: