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Phoenix
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 70
0 miles · Staffordshire

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Quote by northwest-cpl
The clue was too easy :undecided:

It was the baggy boxers that gave you away. lol lol lol
That's why I put them in the pic :thumbup:
Hijack off
Quote by the_Laird
5. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

Arrrghhhh, I'm going there in March next year.... will I ever come back???
Yes......
but you might never cum again confused
Decapitation.... not Castration.... I'd sooner be castrated than decapitated.....
errrr .... actually... I'm not too sure now I think about it.... no sex..... no life :shock:
The dog is thinking to itself "oh god is that thing going to shoot ?"
Quote by MrFC
5. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

Arrrghhhh, I'm going there in March next year.... will I ever come back ???
Quote by leprechaun
THE STRIKE HAS STARTED

Oh good, I can go to bed then.... for 24 hours
Quote by freckledbird
Have a look in 'Clubs and Parties' , up there^^^^^^^^^^^.

Just in case you don't know what it means
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/clubs/index.html
Quote by Him'nHer
Thought the problem was with ES's AVG installation dunno

CRAP.... I'll read the thread next time redface :doh:
Ok, scrap everything about McAFee & Norton, do as mentioned but substitute AVG and Grisoft in place of McAfee & Norton.
Sorry, I had teh same problem with McAfee, hence my brain cell went into auto mode.
Quote by maidenfair
i go to have a nice time in the bath with duck & bubbles

I know bubbles is a monkey, but who the hell is this duck guy confused: confused: confused:
Quote by Dino
clue
so here we have a quite marvellous underwear collection but you have to be up early to see it ,,not at dusk though

Oh come on, that's too cryptic..... earlybird, yawningtart, daybreakshag dunno I ain't got a clue
Quote by devondelight
For sure .. you have only been here 5 days ...
I have been posting here for 2 months and not had any sex yet so just be patient smile
DD

That's because I don't get down to Devon wink
Quote by Him'nHer
Just polishing me zimmer frame then Dudley here I come :grin:

Dudleeeeee..
Erm, almost as bad as Tipton.
As a zimmer frame user myself, I find that I PERVE ANYTHING YOUNGER as there ain't many older :cry:
(49, but sexually younger )
Quote by Sgt Bilko
It just seems like the women out-number the men 1000/1 because they make so much more noise!! :shock: :shock: confused confused confused confused lol lol bolt

Glad I didn't say that :P
Quote by Sexysteph
Have you tried running trend microsystems Housecall on the system see if it has been caused by a virus getting through? You could also try Panda's Active scan online scanners (they have picked up viruses that AVG have missed on mine in the past wink )
Sort of that dunno hun
Steph

or

Two possibilities
1/ You have a virus that was specifically written to attack McAfee and Norton Antivirus engines and disable them (possible if you havn't got the latest defs)
2/ The DLL link to the operating system is corrupt.
Either way, the only way is to remove the software. If this cant be done (even in safe mode) you will have to disable the programme from starting by using MSCONFIG and unticking anything to do with McAfee, Network Associates and Virusscan.
Resart the PC and try an uninstall. If not, simply erase the folders Network associates, Viruscan & McAfee from Programme files and Network associates/McAfee from programme filecommon files (abbove paths depend on version of McAfee).
Then do an online scan as mentioned above. After clear, reinstall or go for another virus engine such as AVG.
I booked a £26 room in Barnsley on 3rd Dec for a non swinging requirement and now do not need it. You can't cancel these deals so, 2 options
1/ Any willing female free on 3rd Dec (better chance of winning the lottery :cry: )
2/ Anyone want it .... (the room that is, I've already asked the other above rolleyes ). Best reason (ie swinging meet) gets the details of booker to use. Any indication of anyone wanted to get it to resell, will be ingnored.
PM resonses only.
Quote by maidenfair
Hi All,
Is it right that we women out the number the men on this site? i am told 1000/1! :gagged:

More like the other way round..
Although if you're talking about active participants, then I would say about equal.
Quote by Bux_x
Thankyou for saying hello, always nice to be welcomed in a new site....
I'm f/33/shrops he m/43/and shrops too !!

wave
Welcome, ur just down teh road from me.
Quote by couplefunuk
Well we joined in August and are still looking, but as people have said, its not something to rush or a quick fix. TBH I dont think we helped ourselves much by not getting involved in the forums (which as you can see - we are now)

Nice pics, hope you find what you're looking for.
Quote by tandn
a sign for you all

Next time I stop at the Holiday Inn Express at BW, I'll stay looking out of the window all night hoping to see you passing :P
Quote by onlyme1981
Someone nice to cuddle up to - to go for long walks - to go down the pub with - to listen to music with - watch the telly - talk to - sleep with - wake up to in the morning - to laugh with - to cry with - to be loved by - and to love...

I wish you luck with that. However I think this is unlikely on a swingers site, more likely on a dating site where people are looking for romance. I think most people here are into NSA. Just my opinion.
Judy

Jude I think it was more of a wish list to Santa than what he wants to find on SH. Not that much different to my wish list if truth be told, but this is the last place I expect to find it
kiss
Yup, I agree on that one Angel.
I know I'm never going to find my special person on SH but that doesn't stop me wanting to be here or wanting those special times with someone..... just means I'm waiting but not pursuing.
Ditto.... fun while you look. lol
Quote by Missy

I can't find my whip sad I'll have to use an old corded mouse. Ouch, Ouch Ouch
Jesus Christ :shock: , I go away on a mission to Bomb Dresden in my trusty Lancaster and when I come back we've skipped a few centuries.. Star Wars confused: how in the bloody hell am I supposed to get my "Rolls Royce Sand Martin" powered Lanc into space confused
Appologies to anyone who may have lost relatives in the Dresden firestorm bombings
Quote by smokerjim
There is the old fashioned method, allegedly started by Prince Albert, ( Queen Victoria's husband and "Consort" ). Simply have your Hampton pierced, and when healed tie it to your leg. If you do not belive me, research "Prince Albert" ( or "P.A." ) piercings.

Is that were the "Goose Step" originated from biggrin
Coooeeee Steph, I'm here, 28+, male :arrow: wanna shag :P
Dave8761... listen to what Steph said and you may then be able to gear your replies to what is stated in the ad and stand out from the other thousand responses.
I'm still planning to be there..... anyone want to back out ... run away now confused
Quote by Happy Cats
What I want for Christmas is a female partner to spend it with and snuggle up with on Christmas morning. cool
Then... go down the pub lol

And get her to cook the dinner whilst youre there - I like your style!
:thumbup:
redface Any females thinking of volunteering confused: I wouldn't make you make the dinner, we'd both go down the pub wink
What I want for Christmas is a female partner to spend it with and snuggle up with on Christmas morning. cool
Then... go down the pub lol