Quote by debz4u
Did you mean in the photo ads .
thats a good question .
sometimes you get nothing other times it can take weeks i got a reply off someone a month later lol
You mean "the lovely debz4u" had to wait a month for a reply :doh:
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Quote by amalthea
Why didn't you join a few days ago ??? I'm staying away in Bristol tomorrow night... I could have got on my knees and begged
Not free tomorrow night but if you in Bristol again do let me know
Ohh Ohh Ohh (checks diary as to when he can be in Bristol again).....
Crap...
not this side of December 1st :doh: Quote by dave8761
am new around here, and have replied to some photo ads, was wondering what length of time to expect a reply, that is if your chosen........
the answer is probably "how long is a piece of string"....*L*
The answer is , as you say, how long is a piece of string. In fact, you may never get replies from some. If you are replying to a female ad, you may be one of thousands of replies... just put yourself of the poor womans position.
Quote by Angel Chat
Jezzay!
bloodrush... is this a cunning stunt to capture either myself or the lovely Jezzay? (I think we're rather similar actually, except she has much better legs than I do
)
Err, would you believe I'm a geek... openly admitting it's a stunning cu... :doh: sorry, cunning stunt
Quote by sleazy
Well done flapjackboy, I owe you a drink for forwarding the cause of geeks and nerds the world over.
:thumbup::cheers:
Not that I would be included in that category for even a moment.
DITTO
Double ditto.... and I can be reserved online through the Argos "collect at shop" option
:lickface:Quote by AMETHYST
One place I used to visit had a sign in the lift "No drinks cups in the lift please".
It was one of those "express" lifts. They start of slowly, then build up speed and stop abruptly at the higher floors (past 10). The problem would be that if you were carrying a cup of coffee, you would stop with the lift, the cup would stop, but the coffee wouldn't :shock:
I was thinking, if your were shagging standing up, the "stop" would be an extra "thrust"..
ooooooooooo the thought :giggle:
So, you ready to travel to Chicago
Quote by Phoenix
One place I used to visit had a sign in the lift "No drinks cups in the lift please".
It was one of those "express" lifts. They start of slowly, then build up speed and stop abruptly at the higher floors (past 10). The problem would be that if you were carrying a cup of coffee, you would stop with the lift, the cup would stop, but the coffee wouldn't :shock:
I was thinking, if your were shagging standing up, the "stop" would be an extra "thrust"..
Also ,thinking about the "hitting the ceiling thread" some time ago, it would be easier to hit the ceiling if you could time your ejaculation just right
Quote by Phoenix
One place I used to visit had a sign in the lift "No drinks cups in the lift please".
It was one of those "express" lifts. They start of slowly, then build up speed and stop abruptly at the higher floors (past 10). The problem would be that if you were carrying a cup of coffee, you would stop with the lift, the cup would stop, but the coffee wouldn't :shock:
I was thinking, if your were shagging standing up, the "stop" would be an extra "thrust"..
Quote by Alexandra
never mind xmas, its my birthday in a couple of days and i still have not found anything hidden round the house for that yet!
and believe me... i ahve done a lot of searching!
sigh.
if someone is reading this though.... i wouldnt mind something that sparkles
oooo WBB - exactly WHEN is your birthday???????
We can save some sparklers for you
One place I used to visit had a sign in the lift "No drinks cups in the lift please".
It was one of those "express" lifts. They start of slowly, then build up speed and stop abruptly at the higher floors (past 10). The problem would be that if you were carrying a cup of coffee, you would stop with the lift, the cup would stop, but the coffee wouldn't :shock:
It was one of those "express" lifts. They start of slowly, then build up speed and stop abruptly at the higher floors (past 10). The problem would be that if you were carrying a cup of coffee, you would stop with the lift, the cup would stop, but the coffee wouldn't :shock:
To be 100% sure you must change the HD and reinstall the basic software. It's the safest way.
Alternatively, a number of software alternatives which must be done in sequence.
1/ Something like PAL Evidence Eliminator which will clear out cookies, temp internet files, history, autocomplete and so on.
2/ Adaware or Spybot to remove all spyware.
3/ Remove all "non std software", such as those above to clear out the system.
4/ A utility, such as BCwipe, to write "zero's" to all the free spaceon the drive. There are utilities that will write zero's to every sector on the drive, you do not want this otherwise you will loose all data on the disk, only write zero's to the free space
5/ Finally remove BCwipe (or whatever you used){IBM do a prog called wipe taht runs from a floppy, but it only works up to the 8Gb point on the drive)
6/ Defrag the drive.
Alternatively, a number of software alternatives which must be done in sequence.
1/ Something like PAL Evidence Eliminator which will clear out cookies, temp internet files, history, autocomplete and so on.
2/ Adaware or Spybot to remove all spyware.
3/ Remove all "non std software", such as those above to clear out the system.
4/ A utility, such as BCwipe, to write "zero's" to all the free spaceon the drive. There are utilities that will write zero's to every sector on the drive, you do not want this otherwise you will loose all data on the disk, only write zero's to the free space
5/ Finally remove BCwipe (or whatever you used){IBM do a prog called wipe taht runs from a floppy, but it only works up to the 8Gb point on the drive)
6/ Defrag the drive.
, or mail it to me so I can perve first, then I'll put it up Quote by PrincessSwallows
Last night (Sat) I went to a local(very vanilla) club, to see a work collegues band playing. Met a lovely young lady there.....2 hours later we were dancing the horizontal tango in chams.....who'd have thought it lol.......
Whats vanilla? Help me out here??
Str8, normal, boring, - non swinging certainly - :cry:
Things never turn out like that for me.... :violin:
Quote by imhkgirl
yes, i search your nick name again in . this time same have other ppl hack your nick name? huh ? if you have 1 girl, i will have 10 guys. take care
Wonder if she's lined up her minimum 10 french guys....
Oh La La.
I would guess, that this is not his first time and he's been using the same username elsewhere..
So, maybe she's lined up 100 guys :shock:
Can't read French so don't what the Google result means (shortened name, missing off 2000)
Quote by tabbi
[It's a seedy Basildon hotel room hence the crappy carpet, and the guy who posted it on the wipipedia had to blot out the background......ie bottom of beds and furniture. and yes it does look like I'm crawling up an ironing board
Still doesn't expalin the batgirl headgear..... kinky evening was it
Quote by HarryJones
Its that lighting pattern and whatevers on your head that intrigues me
Regards
Harry Jones
I was goin to ask what was on her head.... maybe she's catwoman
: God, I must stop coming on the forum after a night on the beer.... it take ages to correct the drunken spelling mistakes
