Phoenix's Profile

5 Nov 2005

Quote by chaznroz
ok call me stupid.......but how do we post a pic

Look at this thread
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/56781.html

View Post

5 Nov 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
lol i was just going to ask that

Quote by Angel Chat
lol I was just gonna say that ;)

Is there an echo in here. here. here. her. he. h
cool

View Post

5 Nov 2005

I had one person contact me to ask if I was from Phoenix, Arizona, USA confused

View Post

5 Nov 2005

Dogging meet in 19degrees C plus temperature
I can't do sex without an ................

View Post

5 Nov 2005

Quote by tabbi
Pass on posting a pic

Look at this
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/56781.html

View Post

5 Nov 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
stop thinking about sex

Good God NN, he's a guy like me.... saying stop thinking about sexis like saying "stop breathing" :shock:

View Post

5 Nov 2005

Quote by Phoenix
I've sent a test email to the address I had, just to check. Curiosity of course

Had no reply from the email.... and phone number gets unanswered.
I'm sure someone said the Private Club in Aston had shut... maybe wrong, but I not driving over there just to find out.

View Post

5 Nov 2005

Eh, I had one of those, T110 motor with hi-lift cams and Amal GP carbs (more petrol ran out of them than went into the motor redface

Then moved onto a 750 Bonneville, finally a TR1 1000 Yamaha.
I only wish I still had the money :cry:

View Post

5 Nov 2005

If anyone is interested, I have a room booked (and paid for) at a hotel in Barnsley for 3rd Dec that I may not be using (non swinging activity).
If anyone can prove they are going to use it for a meet, I may let it go for free. confused

Of course, if any lady or str8 couple want to meet me there ..... that takes priority. cool

PM replies only.

View Post

5 Nov 2005

Errr. f*ck, or is that Germanic ??

View Post

5 Nov 2005

Quote by Sarah
You men are wimps................. :shock:
What is wrong with pictures being taken naked in the rain? ..............

The rain is cold and it shrivels up .... doesn't everybodies in the cold confused

View Post

5 Nov 2005

Glad your back "in the saddle" so to speak. cool

View Post

5 Nov 2005

As he is new to managing pigs confused

maybe it's another misspell and he's a backpacker :lol2:
Rethink the username buddy. wink

View Post

5 Nov 2005

Maybe becuase he's going to do things slowly... as slow as osmosis. lol

View Post

5 Nov 2005

Quote by Ianito
Apparently, and this is just a rumour, but the Iguazu Falls are a lot bigger than the Niagara ones!
I, for one, am flabergasted!

I've seen Niagara, and they were big enough for me wink

View Post

5 Nov 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
I agree completely with what you've said Vicky. I'd just like to point out that men deserve the same consideration.

WHAT

: You have to fight the women off.... ffs, I have to crawl on my knees to beg redface

Seriously, everyone, male or female should be asked, it's only polite.

View Post

5 Nov 2005

Quote by Fallen Angel
Not really - was a bit nervous about looking at the thread though

Got you to look tho cool

View Post

5 Nov 2005

In my pre-swinging days this was a regular comment from my ex.

Anyone still get it............ the comment I mean rolleyes

View Post

5 Nov 2005

Quote by Missy
Oh bulddy ell!!! Sorry, going offline now cos afr too pissed

That's quite evident.... obviously a good time :thumbup:

View Post

5 Nov 2005

Quote by Vicky_uk
Staying in the Hotel room you actually booked and paid for :shock:

I get the company to book and pay for mine wink

Although it's a little more difficult to explain why you're away on business at the weekend :doh:

View Post

4 Nov 2005

Quote by Vicky_uk
ooooooooooooooh didnt know they were swingers :shock: lmao

Rockers, not swingers :lol2: although... I wouldn't be too sure ... Rock chicks :P

View Post

4 Nov 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
If I remember right, Omega-3 and some other ingredients of semen are also used indirectly in beauty products.
Ladies, beware the car boot Oil of Ulay

Ohhh, I gonna save mine and sell it L'Oreal.

View Post

4 Nov 2005

Quote by Vicky_uk
and whats this got to do with male touchers at a swinging club?

I was going to say that but then I realised lets_touch had mention the group Kiss and this reply related to a convention for the group Kiss redface

View Post

4 Nov 2005

Report the advert to a moderator, it is not allowed on here.
The Ad has a "report this ad" on the left hand side, use it.

View Post

4 Nov 2005

Just in case anyone wants to visit the old discussion again (I don't think so), the prog on Ch5 at the moment is on "size".

View Post

4 Nov 2005

Quote by lets_kiss

I will admit, in a noisey environment, to touching on the hand or shoulder to get attention and then asking (made the mistake once of making a big assumption and got my head bitten off).
Have I been under a misaprehension and doing things wrong ??

Well im saying they dont ask they just start fingering ur nipples & bum & then ur pussy if u dont stop playing & have a conversation with them......its rubbish that you have to keep stopping the sex to tell men off...how can you enjoy the play how can u relax..everytime you start getting turned on something more like a scenario starts developing.
I can well imagine your frustration and lack of enjoyment ... despite any club rules, politeness costs nothing but means alot biggrin

View Post

4 Nov 2005

Quote by PrincessSwallows
Using the search engine thingy on SH!

Now that I agree with...... reams and reams of pages and not the damn result you want :cry:

View Post

4 Nov 2005

Quote by equi-princess
Kiss it and see what happens

You have got to be joking..... toads are covered with a caustic substance.... i'd have no face left.... lol
equi-princess xxx
Well, frogs can turn into a prince, so maybe a toad turns into a .......
You could always use a dental dam :idea:

View Post

4 Nov 2005

Quote by lancyuk
Phoenix you can go as long as you bring loads of tall w/e guys with you

reporting for duty!! biggrin

You can make your own way there, I'm not competing wink

Jo, if not and I am going, drop me a line and I'll taxi.

View Post

4 Nov 2005

Kiss it and see what happens lol

View Post

Forum