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Phoenix
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 70
0 miles · Staffordshire

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Shouldn't this be a reply to the Liaisons 11th Nov post by Bluexxx ??
Possible, possiible.. I do have to stress, only possible...
I'll know next weekend.
Quote by wild rose and the stag
phoenix you have no excuse we know you arent camera shy we have seen your advert

I hope you know that I have gone and spent my hard earned pennies on a new digicam (the old one that took the ad pics got bust mad ).
Still no willing lady to hold it though..... the camera I mean .. err... or do I ?? :P
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
[Good luck with your hunt and as Northwest-cpl said, the reference to the American Express is not a dig at you, it is part of Pheonix's signature, which means it is posted on every post he makes (thick old me hadnt even noticed it) confused

American Excess..... Excess ... You know .. goes in all guns blazing... not thinking of the consequences redface (only just changed the sig as well)
Now, to get back on the right footing... :giveup:
Quote by Vicky_uk
The easiest way if they touch is to turn round and say " You ask a Lady before you touch"

Quote by lets_kiss
they sit watching

I will admit, in a noisey environment, to touching on the hand or shoulder to get attention and then asking (made the mistake once of making a big assumption and got my head bitten off).
I will also admit to watching a women with someone after I was refused by her.
I consider both those situations to be OK. Have I been under a misaprehension and doing things wrong ??
Quote by Dune
I love cats they have a real attitude, they know hat they want and sod everyone else.
Ive got three cats at the moment. I did have five but ive moved house twice in the last 12 months and two of them have managed to bugger off on me.... :cry: :cry:

A bit like women .... redface
I'll get me coat :uhoh: bolt
Quote by cazxx
so the credit card was not direct then he may have just said i am a pro

blink dunno loon
Quote by debz4u
Phoenix you can go as long as you bring loads of tall w/e guys with you :shock:

Are you insinuating that I'm short and small :shock:
Ok, your right.... you've seen me redface
Now this will stop any fems going.....
I was thinking of going lol
I'll either kill the thread, or the club attendance figures rolleyes
Quote by Sexysteph
surely the moans of pleasure should give him a clue.

Bit difficult to hear dear, when your munching on the pillow :grin:
Quote by Dominatrix

this is my favorite one !!!

Great, even got a smile on its face cool
Quote by PrincessSwallows
They can not invole winning the lottery or SEX!

Bugger, that doesn't leave a lot to wish for then :cry:
Quote by Serendipity
But surely the reason to contribute to the forums is because you enjoy the forum, not because you're hoping to pick someone up?
Mark.

No reason why it can't be either or both though biggrin
:thumbup:
Quote by sexyjo
Second thread of this type today with no punctuation.
Call me synical, but ....... rolleyes

If you're gonna slag off someone's punctuation, you'd best get your spelling right!!!
rolleyes
OK, cynical
Just couldn't be bothered to worry about the spelling. Two posts, both joined today, both with one post each, both with no punctuation and both asking for pics by email rolleyes
God, I know I've made some enemies on here... all young ladies tho :cry: :cry: :cry:
Quote by cazxx
Blimey-fem-seeking male-pm sent before the stampede! lol wink
------well email sent and pics and waiting to see if this is a genuine advert?Only time will tell lol yes got your email i am 100% wink
Call me a cynic but the only pics you'd get off me are the same as those on my ad.
Quote by blonde
A mix
Forums now seem so incestuous, everyone you talk to on here has "done " someone else you you know, its too insular.

I haven't !
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Quote by Phoenix
I havn't

Well, If you havn't and I havn't, maybe we should wink
Not quite a signpost and not me either.... sorry... but had to add something to this thread
Now I have your attention, I thought I'd drop a few pics on here for all those with cat or pussy (furry variety) related usernames and Avatars.
Sunbathing

click on pic to enlarge
Second thread of this type today with no punctuation.
Call me synical, but ....... rolleyes
Quote by cazxx
picher of your face and cock if no pichers i will just delet it i am !00% gen if all gos well there may be other times for more info email me wink

My camera doesn't take pichers....pictures, jpg's and mjpegs but not pichers. wink
Ok, now that I've been sarcastic, any chance of a shag ???
Quote by PrincessSwallows
How soppy is this?
I Just want my hubby home for Christmas! sad This is the 3rd Christams that we have spent apart and he will be missing our sons 1st christmad and New year!!!
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Awwwwww.
Quote by lucyfingers
I think I am beginning to learn that this is the place to be.

Off course, where else is there that contains so many loons :silly:
Quote by Sexysteph
ok am playing with me new gadget (phone) it don't put the kettle on but according to the book it does just about everything else wink

Vibrate confused
It's relatively common in E-business (and normal business as well) to register domains of the misspelt names of your competitors and redirect them to your site.
The company I work for has done this and we get a suprising number of hits a day by people mistyping.
Quote by treasurechest
I would be happy if I could find a single male or a couple that are in Malta over Xmas and who would be interested in socialising and maybe having fun

Malta, now there's a thought. Warm, alchoholic and a treasurechest cool
Quote by treasurechest
Forums now seem so incestuous, everyone you talk to on here has "done " someone else you you know

I havn't.... :cry:
Quote by Sarah

Sorry on my own, so couldn't take it and be in it..............and no passers by either!

You're a bit off the beaten track.. the only Sarahs Road I could find is in Hunstanton (Norfolk).
I thought it strange that the sun shines in Milton Keynes. wink