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Phoenix
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 70
0 miles · Staffordshire

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Hello and welcome....
Age ?? it's only a problem when you want a 19yr old (and she thinks you're her Grandad :cry: believe me, I've tried) or you can't get it up anymore :shock:
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Guys like this DEFINATELY need reporting to the site mods so they can be weeded out and banned. Firstly from a danger point of view for the females who are genuinely looking for someone to have fun with, anything could have happened to you. Secondly for the reason that, for us fellas that ARE genuine, it makes it more difficult to arrange honest meets with likeminded ladies. When i've met people, i've given them advice such as to have a close friend ring their mobile shortly after any designated meeting time, etc.
Hope you can find his deleted emails in your folder hun, if so send the details in and let the mods ban his ass to oblivion. Sorry about your bad experience. sad

I've just got to add - - Ditto.
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I have kids so i cannot accomadate, and very very few guys can accomate either

Dare I say it.... No..... Yes .....No... Oh the turmoil... I can accomodate wink
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Ahem..... is this a thread hijak or just a general conversation...? lol lol lol lol
I've decided I can't be arsed going out tonight, EastEnders is getting interesting...............but still up for a Sunday meet, EastEnders is not on on Sundays lol lol lol lol

OMG, Eastenders interesting confused are you sure your brains are still intact confused: Surely you're used to more stimulation than that lol lol
I like EastEnders, especially now Grant is back. My brain is fine - thank you.
Obviously a women thing rolleyes
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As Lep's filly :shock: wink ....... I will be there on Tuesday night lol lol lol lol lol

"And on the rails, coming up on the inside, being ridden by the green lep is ........"
Sorry, just been to the betting office redface
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Ahem..... is this a thread hijak or just a general conversation...? lol lol lol lol
I've decided I can't be arsed going out tonight, EastEnders is getting interesting...............but still up for a Sunday meet, EastEnders is not on on Sundays lol lol lol lol

OMG, Eastenders interesting confused are you sure your brains are still intact confused: Surely you're used to more stimulation than that lol lol
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don't all jump on me at once

It's not your fault...... I'd jump on you anytime (and care about what you wanted) wink
I still say that I get enjoyment out pleasuring the lady (no matter how good/mediocre I am ).
Little white lies about your appearance/size/ shape is not a problem. Everyone will have some problem in the way they look and try and gloss over it or exagerate other aspects they feel are positive, to overcome it.
However, using a picture that is not of you is completely wrong, certainly from the security point of view.
Although less problematic from the security aspect, using pics that are some years out of date can make the meet go down like a "lead baloon" as you will have disappointment and suspicion from the first second of the meet.
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[don't all jump on me at once

lol lol :bounce:
I care what the woman thinks/feels, otherwise I don't get as much out of it .
A good two way communication on how, truthfully, how good/bad you are doing is the only way to improve.
A bad teacher gives piss poor results, no matter how hard the pupil tries wink
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I suffered from a couple months (I think) of spontaneous orgasm.
Yes, I suffered with it, it was exhausting and embarrassing.
I got meds to cure it.
Yes, I really did want it cured and yes, so would anyone who got it.

While I sympathise with this 'spontaneous orgasm' Vix and I agree it would be embarassing and need to be cured, do you think it is the same thing as Pheonix is refering too? I have looked up the condition he states is cited in said TV prog and found nothing to confirm it's existance. That said, it could be highly rare and therefore non-researched. I am not disbeliving-just curious ;)
Minx x x
I gather, from the TV prog, this is not the same as Vix mentioned, which may be a nuerological problem.
What got me was the fact she needed a guiy with stamina to help her with it , rather than as Vix said, some sort of cure. confused
Could it be the media just trying to make up a story confused:
Should we ask Hugh Laurie (House) and see if he can come up with an answer... always seems to diagnose and cure the most rare ilnesses. biggrin
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I actually think its quite important for two people to communicate. If a girl is telling me (whispering in my ear is the best way!) what she likes/wants, then her wish is my command. worship

but i find quite a lot of men get a bit insulted if you tell them you actually like it a different way to how they are doing it confused so i usually just fake it and finsh myself off when they gone, nothing worse than a guy with a brused ego lol
But, if the guy was to find out what you were doing, his ego would be even more bruised :idea:
An Elephant and a mouse..... ruddy great big holes in the skirting board confused
If been watching the "Hidden Lives" TV prog out of the corner of my eye with the sound in the background.
There is one couple, a 21 yo male, and a 49yo female. (God, I wish I could find a 21yo girl who was interested in me)
What made my ears prick up was that the woman appears to suffer from "Multiple Orgasm Syndrome" (she cums 400 times a day) and needs a partner with enough stamina to satisfy her. (I don't like the insinuation that only young guys have the stamina).
Any other ladies on here suffer from that (who are willing to admit to it) or wish they had it ???
Offers of support will follow wink
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Only just stopped laughing enough to put a comment... brillllllllllll cool
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"How about we go upstairs and scratch your thrush ?"

:shock: bolt
Quote by Missy

I have to slap confused or I won't get anywhere :undecided:

Phoenix crosses legs tightly and makes mental note to watch out for missy's backhand
:P
kiss
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[chat up lines confused ................. Fancy a shag?

Eh, when I try that how come I get the slap :kick:
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Would you like to dance?

When I ask that question of "young" ladies, I normally get the response - "Bog off pervert" :shock:
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LMU?

Lets Meet Up section of this board.
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steph, tell him how to spell orgasm.

That's a job for FB.
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Do me all a favour and give him a little break so that he can calm down and work with me wink He's a little shy and over compensating to cover this so please for me wink

For you thinking - oh my brian hurts OK then.
A bit like premature ejaculation is it Steph confused:
Gods teeth..... I would have thought it was advisable to lurk a bit and judge the mood before jumping in with all guns blazing.
I expect his chat up line is similar...... "get ur coat, you've pulled" type.
GIve it time.
Also, a picture in your ad is liable to raise more responses.