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3 Nov 2005

Great to hear it appears to be going OK.

3 Nov 2005

Bump.
Obviously not blink

3 Nov 2005

Sorry I cannot offer any advice, but I feel for you both and hope you can find a compromise solution.
Have you thought of a swing ??

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3 Nov 2005

Quote by dambuster
Tom and Daisy - don't listen to them ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
Send 'em here

Are you posting with an unverified email address there???
:shock: :shock: :shock:
lol

You wouldn't believe how many times I've tried to get that address ! !
Or maybe you would redface

Oh - to get back on topic - I've just found something built into XP that lets you right click a picture and resize it.
I think it's an add on/in toy thing, but it seems to be working.
*Still looking for one that I can tell it how many KB I want it to be tho.
It's for sale at Â£1500, honest :shock:

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3 Nov 2005

Quote by Phoenix
I've sent a test email to the address I had, just to check. Curiosity of course

Had no reply from the email....

Quote by AndyWolves
As in it sounds like it could be a great way to need a to to the clinic?

As the ladies confused

: (I know I'm goin to get a reply for that) have said, you have to be responsible and protect yourself. Condoms arn't just to stop babies you know.
I assume you havn't been to any clubs.

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3 Nov 2005

Anyone going to the 6th year party at Atlantis (Burslem) this Friday night confused

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2 Nov 2005

Quote by gingerjo-lee
shame im a bigger girl
but hey there is nothing wrong in us big girls more to hold on to
thanks jo x

Very true..... kiss

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2 Nov 2005

Any woman who says she only wears stockings gets my instant attention biggrin

Tights, erm, well I like getting tight, that's about it.

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2 Nov 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
50's?

Will be next year ......
hey lol

I'm not old, NN says so,,,,,, I think confused

Bah, who cares.... I can still get it up wink

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2 Nov 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
wouldn't call any 40's old myself

More.... a touch more.... come on now.... :idea:

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2 Nov 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
i usually go for older guys

Quote by givemeahug
I just love older men

Woooo Hoooo, chucks away zimmer frame and runs around in glee.
Then reads rest of post

Quote by naughtynymphos1
not that old tho

Quote by givemeahug
over 35

OMG, 35 is old confused

: reaches for heart tablets and collapses in to armchair with slippers and pipe lol

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2 Nov 2005

Ah ha, the other half raises his head.
Welcome Tony...... keep inventing wink

But where's the Avatar and pics gone :cry: I miss them

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2 Nov 2005

2 cups of coffee.
I have to be in a real "good one" to make any breakfast for me in the morning.
Even when I stay in Hotels (which I do very often) and breakfast is made for me, I still have to get up in good mood to fancy it. (Breakfast that is, the other I fancy in any mood lol

)

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2 Nov 2005

Quote by doorman neil
the vetting procedure is as follows.
1 you need to have been on s.h for at least 1 month
2 you need to have posted at least 3 threads
easy isnt it.

Really tough vetting confused

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As Dawn says, a little too short notice for most.

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2 Nov 2005

Quote by sharon_2005
bloody hell if you want one that big it isn't going to be attached to a human

It looks like 12 inch just ain't going to happen anyway does it :cry:
Maybe have to look for 11 inch instead lol

Your after Omar Williams (or a clone) wink

Big Willy Productions

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1 Nov 2005

Quote by wild rose and the stag
and then the really scarey one :shock:

Arrrrgh, it's got two heads...... redface

should have put my glasses on, they ain't heads :shock:

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1 Nov 2005

Leave off the London bit, it's in your profile if you care to put it.
So, Tallsexyfunsingleguy(who may be in london) ..... oops, that won't fit in the margin :doh:
Anyways, if you keep changing names, no one will know you you are rolleyes

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1 Nov 2005

I've sent a test email to the address I had, just to check. Curiosity of course redface

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1 Nov 2005

Quote by lets_kiss
do men find these things erotic what i described....ie if i as a woman treated you like a king....just curious

Hope your PM box is empty....as it's gonna get full wink

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1 Nov 2005

Quote by fabio grooverider
Monday afternoon...Toronto.... place is beautiful and i love the place... will go back when i get more time.... notice that it is only 15 degrees and everyone is out in bermuda shorts like it is the middle of summer.....

That's because it goes minus 15 (and lower) in Winter.... they still think it's summer now.
P.S I love Canada.
Welcome back, sounds like a nice "fast" tour.

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1 Nov 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
A pulse

Quote by Calista
A wallet

Quote by GenHertsCpl
A cock

Where am I going wrong..... dunno

:grin:
You beat me to it, but I ain't got long hair..... come to think of it, I ain't got any hair (on me head that is)

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1 Nov 2005

If only I could get my head around this idea of an alternative Christmas .... like alternative comedy (ugh), alternative route (always sends you miles out of your way), alternative recipe (generally tastes foul as you are missing the main ingredient), alternative sex (WHAT.. you mean there is an alternative

: )
Confused

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1 Nov 2005

Quote by sharon_2005
Well i haven't got the 12 inches yet but we had someone come down to show us how to make it :high-smile:

If you want it darkfire then let me know and i will send it on
P.S, we had a fun time! :twisted:

Exterminate.... Exterminate.... (in a Dalek voice)

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1 Nov 2005

Awwww, you couldn't make it 3rd Dec.... that I could do.
Never mind sad

EDIT :

Forgot that Wigan munch is on 3rd Dec, sorry
I would have to choose :shock:

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1 Nov 2005

:censored: banghead

:fuckinghell: Away on business...
Glad you got someone biggrin

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1 Nov 2005

Quote by MOORHOPPER
very messy
as she Knows everything and would love to inform everyone and obviousely "i was that way"

Sounds all too familiar to me.
I don't care, ex is ex and thats it.....

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1 Nov 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Private club in Aston

Is it still going ???
I thought it had shut. confused

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1 Nov 2005

Quote by targaid
Wait until channel 4/5 shows another 'documentary' about it. Should be about five minutes, now.
Talk about it whilst you/watch, after it. That way it won't seem like it's comingout of the blue and you can sound out her opinions relatively safely.

A relatively safe idea, if you don't blurt out "I fancy that, do you??" rolleyes

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1 Nov 2005

Quote by little gem
I will be there if I find someone to come with me!
I need a male companion tonight if anyone feels like offering to escort me nsa PM me please.

Gem. x

:censored: banghead

:fuckinghell: Away on business...
Why does work have to get in the way.
Have fun you lot, I'll get there again sometime. :cry:

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1 Nov 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Not sure what the challenge is really , but thats probably cos im too lazy to read the whole thread as usual . Anyway I read 'sign' and saw women disrobing so I thought this might do ?

Although difficult to read (my eyes keep getting torn elsewhere, not the clarity), is the sign for real....... "Riding by permit only" I can understand, but "dogger free Zone "???

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