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Phoenix

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31 Oct 2005

Quote by debz4u
Ineed a stand in hornyred cols working .
any vvvvvvvw/e guys free lol well worth a try

Hey, less of the vvvvvvw/e, I'm feeling all inadequate now. confused

confused

(Bit like the Some men are useful thread")
I'm away on business and didn't have a partner anyway :cry:

31 Oct 2005

Quote by HornyRed
What have YOU done that's useful?

Some men are useful my arse :kissmyarse:
Im a fraid ill have to disagree.
What has Dino done :shock: Feck all, which never changes.
He can make a cup coffee, smoking and watching football. Multitasking is a strange thing, it only seems to work when he needs it, weird :shock:
What has Hornyred done :rascal: Got horny and steamy with two sexy attentive men.
Then i do everything that needs to be done, except watching football and making brews. I do all jobs to a high standard, Dino cant manage medium standard biggrin

biggrin

So its only fair i get all luxury treatments wink

wink

and loads of attention.
Men useful dunno

dunno

Sex, fixing things and car things. Thats it rolleyes

rolleyes

Oh yes of course sperms :rascal:
H, red x
Funny my ex stated the same thing in divorce, except the sex thing... she wasn't bothered.
Now me, I can't cook, can't wallpaper, can'twash up and remove all the grease, can't Hoover into the corners, and a few other bits.
Goog god, what else does a woman expect lol

lol

30 Oct 2005

Quote by girldogger
yes i am genuine actually and very experienced too ;o) im near cambridge

HARRY !!!! go check it out wink

wink

30 Oct 2005

For me, it's "Born to be Wild" by Steppenwolf.... one of the few songs taht brings back memories of happier times in my youth and the "open road". :P
I have other songs that remind me of sad/hurtful times that bring tears to these male eyes.. (a grown man cry ?? I hear you say). I try not to listen to them (Sentimental old me) :upset:

30 Oct 2005

Quote by da69ve
I wonder if she is genuine? The rare single fem suddenly appears, wants two men one at each end!! How enthusiastic especially as she has only registerd today!
Hmmm interesting!
Let us know if anyone actually meets her, just curious!
Dee and Paul

My thoughts exactly.......and i say this because she still hasn't got the hint about explaining more about herself and where she is based! dunno

dunno

The words "lottery" and "Win" spring to mind, as does the association between pigs and avionics confused

confused

30 Oct 2005

Quote by treasurechest
god i hate people who show off just cos they can post pics on here!!

My first attempt and I was gobsmacked it worked.

30 Oct 2005

Quote by Maia
It suddenly just struck me, one person's definition of what's tarty is probably another person's definition of what's sexy, which makes it virtually impossible for us to even start on a common ground. Do we need to come to a decision as to what constitutes tarty?

Good god, don't think that I say Nora Batty is tarty :doh:
She was the epitomy of how not to look femine, while Marina overdressed as a tart .
You had to see the TV series to appreciate it.

30 Oct 2005

Nora Batty

Well, you did ask redface

redface

30 Oct 2005

Quote by treasurechest
Normally, I will wear a lowish top, as i find it amussing watching mens funny when they cant talk to my face !! Do they really think my tits will answer them?

I've not had any tits answer me back but a few slaps redface

redface

Well, if the woman puts them on show, it's difficult for a red blooded male not to look. rolleyes

rolleyes

30 Oct 2005

Quote by Maia
the last time I wore a very low top, my tits spilled out onto the snooker table

silly

hwoar:
Wear it again and come and play with me, I won't care who wins..
As an answer, think Nora Batty and Marina off Last of the Summer Wine - both were extremes, but you get the drift

30 Oct 2005

I assume you have a USB modem or a single port LAN modem. If so, you will need to set up a network (wired one for the playstation, unless you want to fork out on a wireless adapter for it)
Look at Networks here
or Google yourself for Home Networks.
Two PC's can connect via Internet connection sharing within Windows, but I don't think a PlayStation can

30 Oct 2005

Quote by Kitty
I have an 'Eager Print' on my wall for posterity!!! :shock: :

Posterior-erity rotflmao

rotflmao

30 Oct 2005

Quote by sexyjo
No takers???
Awwwww, guess I get to have them all to myself then.... :twisted:

I'm sure you can handle them yourself.... lucky guys :P

30 Oct 2005

Helllloooooo
wave

wave

and
:welcome:
If your ever up my way and feeling lonely wink

wink

30 Oct 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
[It was at about :cry: Still really sore and VERY swollen this morning so I'd better go get it checked. Believe it or not, I'm actually no good at one handed typing lol - especially with my left hand

I would have kissed it better. lol

lol

But as I wasn't there, a belated :therethere: kiss

kiss

Seriously, wrists can be funny things, so many little bones. Have it checked out.

29 Oct 2005

I only get nervous when I see blue flashing lights in my rear view mirror :shock:

29 Oct 2005

Quote by Tattoo_jon
I got given the ball :shock: I passed it....
Ps, Hello all

Thanks for the ball..... a second time... passed it on
Welcome

29 Oct 2005

Quote by Baggy Boy
I'm leaving this thread... feel like an outsider in a private conversation

Cum back and contribute
Sixth beer and time for bed anyway.... pity it's alone. :cry:

29 Oct 2005

I'm leaving this thread... feel like an outsider in a private conversation rolleyes

rolleyes

29 Oct 2005

Quote by Baggy Boy
Did you know that:
one woman who was capable of fifteen to twenty orgasms in twenty minutes. Even the most casual contact could arouse a sexual response in her. Observing her both in masturbation and in sexual intercourse, we found that in intercourse her first orgasm occurred within two to five seconds after entry."
Gives you a goal, now, doesn't it?

If I remember correctly, a woman with a similar affliction said she would sooner be dead and had actually attempted suicide a number of times :!:

29 Oct 2005

Quote by berksbex
I did actually know that - when I studied organisms at university it was a well know observation

You got to study orgasms at University...... pray tell me which University... I want to become a "mature student"
banghead

banghead

Damn, showing my education now.... you said organism :doh:

29 Oct 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
All related?

Nope, don't know who they were.... holiday makers.
I dind't go swimming... too darn cold and too much diesel about :uhoh:

29 Oct 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Come up and I'll show you my "big bottle" sometime..... now you won't know what that means

No thanks - I prefer my bottles full of vodka rolleyes

rolleyes

OK, I'm going before those nipples poke me eyes out lol

lol

A bottle is slang for a thermionic valve... so there

29 Oct 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
Shut up you miserable nerds
Its bad enough having to hear Ian calling let alone read it in here from you lot

Thank you Dawn - they would not take the hint when I said I would rather reread the V thread - just shows how desperate it was. wink

wink

lol

Come up and I'll show you my "big bottle" sometime..... now you won't know what that means lol

lol

29 Oct 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
a nice little village in staffs

Hey, my village is better ..... has two pubs, a chinese, an indian (about to open) and only three roads in and out.
And only 1 idiot!
wink

wink

Correction, at least 4..... me and the three lads who decided swimming in the canal was a good idea last Sunday. rolleyes

rolleyes

29 Oct 2005

Quote by lynnmarie68uk
mmmmmm i wonder what they are all getting up to at this moment

Close your eyes and dream..... won't be far off the truth :haha:

29 Oct 2005

Radio 4 talks about "naughty things" more. wink

wink

29 Oct 2005

Quote by wild rose and the stag
as founder members of the sign post challengers, we would like propose a commendation to sarah for her efforts so far, we can see she has embraced the idea fully ,
well done sarah
:small-print:

Agreed

worship

Quote by wild rose and the stag
now waiting to see you by your sign post

I ain't got a camera :cry: and no one to take the picture. :upset:

29 Oct 2005

Hmmm, too many balls it seems...
I passed it to sextscotscarol, just so I could see that neat bottom again on the avatar :rascal:
So who's cheating :shock:

29 Oct 2005

Quote by lauraxxx
from me

I've only had the ball from you..... what you on about rolleyes

rolleyes

The one I've passed to is still online.... confused

confused