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Phoenix
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 70
0 miles · Staffordshire

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Quote by wild rose and the stag
a nice little village in staffs

Hey, my village is better ..... has two pubs, a chinese, an indian (about to open) and only three roads in and out.
Quote by Debbiewebs
DEBs taps foot

Maybe they're shagging..... would you respond confused: lol
Quote by lauraxxx
lol if only cant say im having much luck sad

Give it time luv.. keep trying wink
I was once told that eating a lot of parsnips can produce some "funky spunk".
I only have them at the occasional Sunday Lunch.
Quote by Kit
but then I love to see them on girls and guys too :twisted:

Guys confused: confused: confused: confused:
Now I also like to see ladies in heels, but I'd never wear them myself. I wouldn't even wear platforms when they were the fashion and I'm a little vertically challenged as well. confused
I've already commented on Sarahs pink shoes, and now Fee's to add to the "rear" :smitten:
Quote by sparky230
sarah & steph for the other bit cq ww

(I didn't post this honest dawn)
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M0 ***

I keep telling myself there is more fun on here than 20 meters, and there is lol
G4***
Quote by sleazy
I eventually won the star prize..... my wife.

Everyone say Awwwwwww.
I lost a third of my life.
I'm jealous, nice introduction. I just sort of "appeared"
:welcome:
Quote by PrincessSwallows
Once you got naked??? OMG Id never get naked in front of lots of people Im far to shy? Does sumone wanna help me overcum my shyness, so I can be naked and FREE! biggrin

Anytime :rascal:
I went, I saw ..... errrr.... no one actually.
I lie a little, some possibles but too shy to approach
Anyway, I had nothing better to do, so had a few pints and left.
If you did go, I appologise. PM me.
Quote by Sexysteph
Thunderbirds was Crap

The original with the puppets or the recent one, which I agree was crap.
Hides while he admits to actually liking the original as a kid
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
rolleyes Great idea you got there Phoenix - not only saying where you'll be, but the approximate time and your description too confused
T-J

Think he means the 'private' venue that we are all thinking of meeting at rather than a dogging site.
Yes.... many many pubs and guys with green jackets redface
I wonder if some poor guy is going to get accosted now because of me redface redface
Quote by sharon_2005
lol i didn't want to wait round, was making me horny thinking about it lol
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Can't wait for the expose cool
As for bigger, would be easier to retry the fisting with someone with smaller hands wink
I'm going to take a drive out there, just for the hell of it.
Look out for a bald guy in a olive green jacket at about 8:30
cool
I remember watching the "Attack of the Killer Rabbits" the day after my dad (when I was a nipper) bought me a pet rabbit.
After I watched the film , I never fed the rabbit again and my dad had to give it away.
Quote by widnescouple
Quick Start to get you going manual.
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Do a little edit and - saves the £200 lol
Quote by busterbill
I am very much a newby and still getting to know all the rules bur isn't this in the right section already? (Lets meet up), as it doesn't read like a dogging ad.

I think it was originally in dogging anf moved to LMU by the mods.
As Steph has pointed out, I am a more than a little sceptical about the requirements.
Quote by bigDewi69
hmmm ...missed this thread i think......
well you met me at chams last weekend sharon with your hubby.....
but i mean......14 inches.......i dont mind messing about a bit with it but i aint folding it in half for no one........... biggrin biggrin biggrin :shock:

14 inches after you fold it in half? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Isn't that called your leg? :huh:
:laughabove:
Quote by markz
how did ramsbottom get its name and is it in wales biggrin

OMG, Wales. You're thinking of green wellies wink
Almost as bad as Rawtenstall - pronounced Rotten-stall.
Now, who is going to try the correct pronounciation of Mytholmroyd
Quote by Dino
with a little imagination, this is what i can see in my living room,whizzing around my light fitting,,,WOW

Get out your water pistol and pretend your the Ack Ack battery. lol
Quote by sparky230
if dawn-mids isn't looking
an FT 101-z
(the classic hf rig for my fellow hams)

Prefer the "D" bolt
goes and hides quickly so as not to be branded along with Sparky
I can't actually remember it personally, but my mother insists on telling some of my "friends" of my exploits when I was a toddler.
For one, It appears I used to fight the dog for the dog biscuits out of his bowl. It seems I particularly liked the yellow ones with black spots. So much so, that I was seen prising open the dogs mouth to take one back out :shock:
Another is my flat refusal to use the potty but to run up the garden and disappear behind the shed.
You can imagine my embarrasment when my mother used to tell these stories to every girl I brought home redface
Quote by niceguy27
most other sites seem to be about gettin as many shags in as short a time as possible

You mean to say this one is not ??? Have I been wasting my time ?? God I'm disappointed now. lol
If you use wasps. they add a bit of colour to your model. Of course you have to be a little more careful when handling the little buggars.
Also, for the slower flying models, use crane flies (Daddy Long legs)
Some degree of control can be applied to the crane fly model if you fly it at dusk and shine a torch, which it will follow.
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Vagimitosis:

Vegimite ??? Isn't that Australian Marmite ??
So, when youv'e blown up your rabbit, it makes you taste of Marmite.....
Now it is a well known fact that not everyone likes the taste of Marmite.... :shock:
Jaguar E Type... that shape, those curves.... I'm drooling.
Pity they didn't bother about the handling & the brakes. redface
I suppose it's like the old saying:-
"You don't look at the mantlepiece when your stoking the fire".
However, once you have the fire going, you like to sit back and admire it, thats when a little more than a "pulse" is required.
Quote by PrincessSwallows
cos I am not completey happy with my body

If the Avatar is you, I'm very happy with your body wink