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28 Oct 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Well, preferably I would hope for more than one shag each day, but I wouldn't want to appear too greedy

Out of tune , as I can't sing
On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 6 doggy fashion, 5 missionary, 4 girl on top.... 3 reverse cowgirl.... 2 ....... and so on lol

On the 10 day of Christmas....... just feckin knackered :!:

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28 Oct 2005

Quote by Baggy Boy
I knew it, like trying to find Atlantis

Down a side street in Burslem, Stoke on Trent wink

Skulks off muttering "lucky bloody guy & hubby".

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28 Oct 2005

Quote by lucyweebaps
so basically answered to the best of my ability as by now I was so convinced I had thrown it away anyways

That's part of the trick, act naturally. For the personal interview, that's what they want to see, the person.
Congratulations..

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28 Oct 2005

Quote by norfolkbigirl
so glad i joined.
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That's it, you're hooked. Don't blame us when the cooking gets burnt or you forget what time of day it is wink

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28 Oct 2005

Measure it !!!!!
Shock, horror, on cold mornings I've got to find it lol

Actually I once asked my ex what she thought of my size, she answered average, which should have told me that she was obviously "out on the town". (Pre-SH days)

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28 Oct 2005

Quote by dambuster
I had an SD1 from S Yorks police some years ago, 3.9 - very mean car.

I had a Rover SD1, thought is was , or did the law have them bored out a bit?
Anyway, mine literally rusted away.

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28 Oct 2005

Quote by little gem
You're at the bottom of the street turn left and around the corner now for assuming that there is;

Gem. x

Can I turn right ?? I can wait in the Pizza place. :cry:
Humbled, dutifully scalded smackbottom

:gagged:

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27 Oct 2005

Quote by little gem
*gently points out that not all people are looking for the same thing and to put him off like that is a bit naughty*
Good luck with trying to find a partner for the night.... it's a halloween thing btw and 30quid for couples that night.
I'd offer, but I'm going to adam and eves late on.
Have fun and hope you find someone John2500

Gem. x

Sorry Gem, but there is a queue to get someone to partner, I'm somewhere half way down the street wink

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27 Oct 2005

Quote by Emily
I'm CSB so can kinda empathise even tho the longest I've gone without in the last 5 years is 2 days.

CSB ? :dunno
Probably being very thick.........:
I don't know either redface

Oh, sorry, CSB = Compulsive Sexual Behaviour = sex addiction
Phoenix calculates travelling time from Staffordshire to London
Hey, I can be there in 3.5 hours wink

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27 Oct 2005

I may be going to tthe Indian/Bengali restaurant just down the road, but as I have no membership to Utopia .......
Have fun....

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27 Oct 2005

Join the queue rolleyes

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27 Oct 2005

Quote by fem_4_taboo
be careful its something that you do really want with her and you dont get mixed up, youve only swung as a single guy so far.

Very true, are you really sure.

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27 Oct 2005

Quote by Sarah
I just wanted a quicky

Was that without the KY confused

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Frantically searches the internet for Company QIC near Milton Keynes

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27 Oct 2005

Quote by Deviated Prevert
Actually, looking at an article in the Independant, make sure the ring gets thrown at YOU, then take it and sell it.
Gold = $450 an ounce.
Now let me see, there is mine, mine that got too small for me, hers .... thats about Â£800

Unfortunately that's the price of pure gold. 9ct gold used for wedding rings is only 9/24 gold, I'm not sure what the rest is, probably copper and silver.
Or cast iron, as in ball and chain lol

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27 Oct 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Well my outlook on cooking is if god wanted us to cook he woulsn't have invented freezers and micro waves
out the freezer into the micro, jobs a good un :thumbup:

Just about my limit of culinary expertise as well.
I have actually burnt a boiled egg redface

(well I did put the pan on and then went onto SH and forgot all about it, until, well, the smell is awfull wink

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27 Oct 2005

Actually, looking at an article in the Independant, make sure the ring gets thrown at YOU, then take it and sell it.
Gold = $450 an ounce.
Now let me see, there is mine, mine that got too small for me, hers .... thats about Â£800 lol

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27 Oct 2005

Well. I'm gutted. The first time my diary and a "social" coincide.
:cry:

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25 Oct 2005

Kylie Minogue, I just think she's cute and just my size.
I wonder how she is getting on battling the Cancer, havn't heard anything in a while confused

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Or failing that, a slim petite long haired Blonde (I just love long blonde hair, mainly because I havn't got much hair left)
Or, failing that, any woman, as along as it was long, hard and knockout good.

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25 Oct 2005

Quote by PrincessSwallows
Lol well Ive never had the pleasure of Sex at Christmas Poor me Hubby has been away for last 3 Xmases and will be for this one aswell!

I'm doing nothing this Xmas .... lol

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25 Oct 2005

Quote by PrincessSwallows
bad sex is better than brussel sprouts

I quite like brussel sprouts, so for me brussel sprouts are better than bad sex!
But don't they give you flatulance, which can lead to erm.... bad sex (trying to hold in a fart, you know is going to be smelly, while shagging can put you of your stride lol

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24 Oct 2005

Quote by sleazy
OOh so many things I can think of that deserve to be buried only to be dug up 50 years later, but top of my list would have to be...........
naughty nymphos

Err, now ??? Wouldn't she be missed :shock:

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24 Oct 2005

Quote by TallSexyLondon
Is it better to make yourself excellent at the things you are good at or more important to make yourself good at the things you are bad at...sexually or otherwise. Discuss.

It's better to make yourself good/excellent at things you enjoy :idea:
No point in being excellent at things you don't enjoy :shock:

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24 Oct 2005

Quote by PrincessSwallows
Cant be doing with cod-if you catch my drift

Cod, Haddock, Scampie, all the same to me, only like 'em fresh and in batter with a handful of chips.

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24 Oct 2005

I once gave Princess Anne a tour around the Lab I was manager of... (Well clued up she was)
When on holiday in Wales as a nipper, with my Dad driving the car, we almost ran over Roger Moore when he used to play "The Saint". This guy stepped out in to the road and tried to wave us down. My Dad said "look at that silly bugger" and promptly put his foot down and RM had to jump out of the way. It wasn't until we went past and I could look out of the back windows and see the white Volvo sports with ST1 as the number plate. Slightly higher up the bank you could see the film crew redface

I was shouting "Dad, Dad stop the car", but he just went faster (as fast as you could in an Austin A35, for those old enough)
Some months later, in one of the series of that was supposed to be in Italy, we recognised the road and scenery.... we could have been on TV lol

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24 Oct 2005

Quote by equi-princess
[Entry visa..... yep..... platinum mastercard will do nicely thank you......
equi-princess xxx

Nah, Amex Platinum if your going down Oxford Street or Leicester Square (piccys)
Don't ask for a Barm, they'll thing your looney.

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24 Oct 2005

Quote by 34fun
minimum requirement would have to be a pulse.
age, looks, colour, short, fat or hairy don't matter to me - if someone can hold my attention with a good chat for at least 20 mins, then i know we'll get on.

Sorry, I have to be more particular than that, has to be female wink

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24 Oct 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
Are you a bull Phoenix?

D'ya mean hung like one or just get get horney at the sight of red lol

looks soulfully down and realises it must be the latter

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24 Oct 2005

I like red, that what swung me to vote for LadyFeeBee in the rear of the year comp, when she changed to the red panties cool

sorry Sarah

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24 Oct 2005

Quote by tabbi
Have it melted down and made into a sweet little ring, tell her to have her clit hood pierced and wear it there. Every time she's getting a good fucking...it'll be like doing it right in front of him :twisted:

Or you could wear it like ES, in his naughty pics, and then you'll be pissing on her every time lol

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24 Oct 2005

Quote by lancyuk
im led to believe there was a one breasted lady who used to post on here from time to time, she was really naughty and i think she spent some time in and out of prison.
i couldnt say what shes doing now, but maybe your luck will be in.

Must have been a female Archer. They used to have the one breast removed so it wouldn't get in the way :shock:

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