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Phoenix
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69
0 miles · Staffordshire

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Sorry, DD and I are going to have to back out. I've got a buisness trip that will not leave me enough time to get to the munch.
Sorry.
Quote by Abilene
Just the badges to sort now can you let me know what you want on them if you haven't already had badges from me before.

Can my badge say
" American idiot "
Just kidding. biggrin
"Texas Babe" would be more apt :P
Pity it's a such difficult date, even when you are single. :cry:
I'm sure you can find something to occupy yourselves with though lol
PC World are advertising, toiday, the "Big 2 day sale starting boxing day", Lappys & PC's from £199...
Just makes me sick. If they can do it for £199 after Xmas, why not before confused
Christmas is no longer Christmas anymore, it's just commercial and a money grabbing time for the retailers..
This is why, for the adults, the feeling of Christmas has gone.
Only childern, who are naive to the cost, feel it is Christmas.
Bah Humbug.
On the point of sales, one Petrol Station was already advertising Easter Eggs :shock:
Quote by HarryJones
hotels

A great debut post from someone clearly from the same stable as markz lol

No no Harry, Markz has mastered the use of emoticons rolleyes
Quote by Mallock2006

My thoughts exactly.... staggy takes his lappy with him lol

Exactly.................How sad is that confused
Staggy will have a reason other than just going on line, I'm sure. biggrin Maybe to do the accounts :lol:
Actually it's most probably a Blackberry, early chrissy pressy....
Staggy, can I play ??
Quote by MR-FB
Dont mind Staggy creampie... He is just bragging rolleyes
Staggy :kick:
bolt

is xtasia that good you need to go online from there? smile
My thoughts exactly.... staggy takes his lappy with him lol
Dear scissor expert :shock:
Can Devondelight and I put our names down......
NOTICE - Photography - PLEASE READ
Some of you will know my "Name that" type threads on other sites, I will be doing another thread for this site at this munch. For those that have participated before I need explain no further, but for those who don't :-
I will be attending this munch with my camera and asking the ladies (sometimes the guys as well) if I can take a photograph of a sexy, but not too revealing, part of their anatomy. Previous subjects have been "Cleavages", "Thighs" and "stocking tops". cool
The picture will be taken with the munch badge in clear view but no faces will be in the picture. If faces are inadvertantly in the shot, they will be edited out before posting.
The pictures will be posted on here shortly afterwards in a thread for the purpose.
The picture will first be posted as an interactive jigsaw puzzle with the munch badge obliterated.
Members can then try and guess who it is. Once it is guessed correctly or a number have guessed correctly, the full picture with the munch badge is posted and the next subject puzzle is posted.
At the munch, If I approach you for a photo, I will explain what it is for and ask permission first. If you agree, you also agree to having your picture included in the thread, as I will not be PM'ing people afterwards for confirmations. You have the opportunity to refuse to be part of the photo/thread and I will respect your wishes. There is no commitment to take part.
If you do want to be part of the thread/photos, you can approach me to make it easier.
The following is an example of the type of photo and puzzle.

The aim of the photos and thread is simple, to determine who knows fellow members well enough to guess who the person is. Actually, who is a perve.... after all, how else would you recognise the person in the picture, given the picture content. It's all a bit of fun.
The pictures will be posted in the form of various puzzles, just to prolong the suspense. Complete the puzzle and make a guess.
Rules
1/ The person or partner of the person to who the picture belongs cannot answer the section on which they are posted.
2/ The first correct answer to the picture, wins that section.
3/ The decision of the Judge (erm.... me) is final.
4/ If a correct guess is not made in two days after the subject is posted, the answer will be given and the next subject posted.
5/ The Judge reserves the right to change the rules if any perve decides to try and cheat.
FAQ's
Firtsly, I stress that only if you agree will I use you as a subject. Secondly, no faces will be posted on the site. Thirdly, I am not a professional photographer, so you need not worry that any pictures will be used elsewhere (the quality may be a bit iffy, depends on how much I've had to drink redface) . Lastly, it's all in good fun. biggrin
I am willing to take "private" photo's at the event, to be sent by PM or email to the person requesting. Private photo's will never be posted on the site and will not be distributed to anyone else bar the subject/subjects in the picture - so please do not ask unless you are in the photograph as I will not release pictures without the express permission of the subjects...
Happy Birthday FB, have a good one.
Another year older and another year to look forward to.
Phoenix and Devondelight with a late confirmation... we will be there :bounce:
Sarah, It's just a little too early to confirm with guarantee yet. But 80% sure we'll be there.
Gordon
To those who attended a recent event where I took pictures for inclusion in a "name that" thread for elsewhere.
These pictures will now not be used, for obvious reasons. If any one one wants a copy of their picture, please email me with your username at the time the picture was taken and I will supply by return.
A new "name that" thread may be run here, after two events in January, if there is sufficient support. The theme is liable to be a "name that cleavage" type.
As is normal, anyone who does not want to be featured can simply say no when I ask.
Mods, please lock this thread as it is not for open replies.
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Then the agonising bit
Topped with a little secret.

Well, if you can't spit, maybe it's something white and sticky :shock: lol
Quote by Forestry Commision web page
The wood is very wet and is prone to flooding during wet periods

Maybe with the rain, alll the boy racers and police will get stuck in teh mud lol
Quote by Darkfire
You are well advised to book your hotel NOW folks, dont leave this til the last minute because they're already filling up fast :thumbup:

Done.... booked in to the dog kennel, under the connecting stairs lol
"Love" was always the most common, now (and I relate to the Ex here), it's simply "her"..... I would actually say "Bitch" but dogs are quite sweet and obedient. lol
Quote by Juniper_couple
blast is illegal in Singapore :shock:
:small-print: Scrubs off holiday list .... rolleyes

Nope, BJ's arn't illegal, spitting is lol (as is chewing gum, littering and smoking in lifts).
{footnote, although it IS illegal to do oral sex if you are not going to shag afterwards confused ]
Here are some pics from Midtown Singapore taken this Wednesday night... Note there is a sex shop every few hundred meters along Raffles Boulevard.

An interesting side point on Singaporean law is that "downloading" or using "downloaded" music is illegal... Creative, who make MP3 and MP4 players is a Singaporean company .... daft or what.
So you won't be collecting my porn mags anymore lol
Good luck in the new job Morbs.
£15 rooms at Travelodge have been around for ages. In fact, you could get £10 rooms back in 2005.
I thought this was common knowledge for swinging meets confused
You cannot pick and choose where you stay for your £15, there are only a limited list, only where they obviously have poor take up, such as the Travelodge at the M48 Severn Bridge... middle of nowhere.
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The Usenet (newsgroups) are still a good source and nice to share pics & vids.

very hard to find a free server though in my experience, and god knows i've tried! ;) could be my general technical ineptitude of course? dunno ((( that's a hint if anyone knows of free servers by PM? ;) )))
course, if you own the copyright to the files you want to share, say, if you've made a vid that you think is worthy of wider exposure, you could just google P2P clients?
neil x x x ;)
Some ISP's still bundle newsgroup access in their package. Otherwise you pay. I use Astranews "pay by download" but not for porn.
I can only do the breast stroke confused
If I try cunnilingus, I tend to drown lol
Quote by westerross
I'd prefer their lover to be non-existent. Cheating just ain't part of this game.
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Very true....
but I think it was hypothetical, I assume.
Quote by Freckledbird
Has anyone used any other sites they would recommend especially for singles. Just joined SH and while it's a pretty good laugh it seems like the couples get the majority of the action, with the single females popular but leaving us poor single guys way back at the end of the queue...
Any experiences appreciated !

Awwwwww poor poor single males! Funny thing is, thew ones who make a bit of effort are the ones who most on here are familiar with.
Experience you want? Try walking into Asda tomorrow and tell them that their shop's crap and ask if they can recommend a better one.
He he, done that, they sent me to Somerfields lol