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Phoenix
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69
0 miles · Staffordshire

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The Usenet (newsgroups) are still a good source and nice to share pics & vids.
Quote by Mal
Pet, can you stick DD and I down for this.
Do we have to be vouched for lol

You're taking a chance calling her 'pet'!!!!! bolt
Well, I thought it was better than "sweety" :lol2:
Pet, can you stick DD and I down for this.
Do we have to be vouched for lol
It is still open but the prices went up last Xmas and it has resulted in a lower attendance.
Quote by Kiss
This man puts in all the effort by writing, updating and posting his own thread in the LMU and now you are all trying it on with a female that has shown interest in him - class! :doh:

And what's wrong with that dunno a bit of banter on the forum.
Wonder how many PM's she's had to wade through to find his ??
Hmm, there must be a very interesting film on TV next Tuesday....
Either that, or the share option sounds too expensive lol
NN, LIssa, I didn't say I didn't like the Private club :shock:
Just that a visit to West Bromwich Albion would be cheaper, as per Staggy's post..
Gone on guy, Private club it is.
Would a pushbike do ???
Got rid of my last machine many years ago :cry:
Not you Bernie :rose: all the singles must have been Japanese tourists lol
Quote by wild rose and the stag
hi i'm a single guy visiting birmingham this weekend and would welcolme any suggestions as to any clubs worth visiting
or if anybody wants to meet up pm me

try west bromwich albion
rotflmao It'll be cheaper than the Private Club
If you are a single guy and havn't already got membership to any of the clubs in the area, then you only have one option..

It'll cost you a total of £80 for 6 months membership and one nights entry on a Saturday.
Once thought I won a lottery and then realised I was looking at the ticket from the previous week. :doh:
Quote by Freckledbird
Definitely option 1. If they send you texts, block the number (can you do that?).

Nope, unless you are on the same network. Even then you have to prove harrasment or abuse.
What ever you do, it's going to hurt someone unless they feel the same "it ain't working".
Maybe, the thing is to pre-empt it and become more aloof earlier on and let it die naturally.
Well, I find myself at a loose end (excuse the pun) next Tuesday night, when I'm staying in Derby.
Any ladies or str8 couples fancy a joint venture :P Shares issued and certificates of approval available afterwards lol
Oh, I forgot to add, NO SINGLE MALES.... some people just can't read rolleyes
Quote by naughtynymphos1
is there actually a point to this thread dunno

Yeah, it's how many bottles of ASDA special wine can be consumed before you make an arse of yourself lol
Updating every reference to a site is slow, time consuming and inevitably a waste of time.
Just look at how many Google results give a URL that is not available.
Modding the pages on SH should be done to avoid confusion, but external links cannot be controlled to any degree.
Does a bag of "growmore" help ??
In which case we can always ask Charlie Dimmock or the RHS lol
Quote by tweeky
for the genuine swingers on here who simply want to have some liberated no fees fun. Thank you for paying attention to this.

OK, I'm being pedantic confused
I have a pipeline that goes from Alaska to Kazakstan...
Is that big enough.
It still provides enough Oil.
OK, I'll go back under my rock. bolt
Quote by Lissa
Of course it's not a level playing field, but then neither is life biggrin
Some guys will always be more attractive because of their cock size/ personality/ age/ colour/ location/ build, or any one of a hundred things that people find important.
Every guy has a cock. To stand a chance you need more than just that!

A Harley maybe lol
WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP :shock:
You used the 'H' word!
:D :D :D :D :D
I like Harleys.... Potato, Potato. Last machine was a Yamaha TR1.
On to the subject of an even playing field, even with a good pitch, it depends on which way the ball bounces confused
Quote by Lissa
Of course it's not a level playing field, but then neither is life biggrin
Some guys will always be more attractive because of their cock size/ personality/ age/ colour/ location/ build, or any one of a hundred things that people find important.
Every guy has a cock. To stand a chance you need more than just that!

A Harley maybe lol
I'll be the opposite end of the country then.
Hope you all have a good time
You've got two hopes - and one's called Bob!!! confused[/quote
Is the other one Vic ??
Quote by tweeky
Going under far too often, where is Pamela Anderson when you need her rolleyes

Well, she's not in my bed :cry:
Quote by redangel
If you ask ever so nicely !!!!!!
Maybe

Pretty Please.... Please.... Errm.... a Malteser and a Jelly baby please wink