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Phoenix
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 70
0 miles · Staffordshire

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Wondered what you meant for a minute, rebith ??? Thought you were on about Kermit... Ribbit, Ribbit.
Edit the Title M8 wink
Quote by freckledbird
I remember that one Mike.

Ditto, and I think it generated a thread with some interesting responses.
Me, protection is a must for both health and "possible cash drain" reasons...
Quote by Jeremy2000
what a lovely response, thank you.

Thats because Minxyislovely wink lol
Real "Swingers" movies are not available openly... Real Swingers have "Real" lives and don't want to be identified .. rolleyes
There were a few vids about of La Chambre, but these were staged with actors and the owners.
Similarly, the "Best of British" series are nearly all staged.
Quote by Darkfire

Anyway, your hypothesis is wrong... genuine nice blokes may be too embarrased to approach directly . :!:

would they?
or would they take an opportunity when its opened to themwith both hands ?
wheat from the chaff and all that wink
Define nice.... ?
Non pushy
Sensitive
or
Rampant
Hair pulling
turns over amd goes to sleep
dunno
Im going to turn over now and go to sleep lol I fit in to cat 1 but it late
Quote by foxyandbeasty
In order to survey penis size, the government would like all men with a penis smaller than 3 inches to put a white flag with a red cross onto their vehicle.

What about those that hang a white flag with red cross from their bedroom windows??? Does that mean they're being inpsected at that time lol
Quote by Darkfire
biggrin :idea:
I have a proposal.
Would all of those who claim to be nice single guys please report to my pm box.
Hypothesis: Any genuine nice bloke will take the risk.
Those who arnt, wont.
lol I'm waiting. :twisted:

Only if you lock that Rotty up smile
I like my balls played with, not chewed lol
Anyway, your hypothesis is wrong... genuine nice blokes may be too embarrased to approach directly . :!:
Quote by tottychick
my fav bit is my cheeky grin.....my least fav part is my arse!
smackbottom

Havn't seen that part.... I guess you think it needs resizing lol lol
I guess, maybe not wink
Quote by meat2pleaseu
hey jess, have you checked out the new guy in town, you should get in the before the other ladies, he's a bit of a catch
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/80345.html

Meaty..... smackbottom
Jessica.... Mr Right will pop up somehere...
Where did I put my flashing Neon "nice guy here" sign
Quote by sexkittenhfx
one thing i always like is my face smile

That isn't what I took a pic of redface , although it is, well, very nice wink
Can't blame him for trying... got 3 adverts up, of no more than three lines each...
Shows a lot of effort.... not rolleyes
I can't say I hate any part of my body, just wish it was better.
Actually, I tell a lie, there is one part I hate at the moment, and that is my stomach... IBS mad
Quote by essex34m
Of course single men are useless, all the best ones are married! lol lol bolt

Not all HC, I keep offering my services to these ladies... must be doing something wrong.
Sits and waits until doomsday for a PM from a lady asking "are you real :shock: " lol
"are you real?" or is it "are you for real?"
More likely the latter lol
Quote by Happy Cats
Of course single men are useless, all the best ones are married! lol lol bolt

Not all HC, I keep offering my services to these ladies... must be doing something wrong.
Sits and waits until doomsday for a PM from a lady asking "are you real :shock: " lol
Quote by meat2pleaseu
what makes you horny?

Well the birdseye view i had of you and cocoa stood together at the mids munch certainly tested the tensile strength of my zip a little,
You want some photo's.... what's it worth lol lol
NOTE: Any personal pics are personal... not for general distribution
Quote by Darkfire
- is that 'I can take it or leave it' attitude:

I'll leave it till later... any one got a doggy bag... ???
Told you that Rotwieler avatar would have an influence
OK, I'll smack myself... it's less painful lol
smackbottom
Quote by motorcyclerob
BTW fully housetrained ( Irons,cooks, cleans and fucks )

You sure your a biker... Ironing :shock: and cooking :shock: , unless it involves stale beer and a pork pie lol
Quote by foxyandbeasty
Probably miles off the mark here and if so I apologise, but is your hard drive partitioned with a C drive and probably an E drive with the relevent drivers?
If so when you reinstall windows delete and format the Cdrive partition and reinstall windows onto that and when its done all your drivers will still be on the E drive. Just re-install from there. I had to do that recently.
If I'm talking Bowlarks I apologise!

Sorry, Bowlarks (like the expression btw), it's more complicated than simple drive partitions.. the OS recovery is stored on a partition that is not readable by DOS (Windows) or Linux. Trying FreeBSD next.
Patience.... and good wit, humor and personality.
Unllike me....
Impatiant, boring and a duff personailty...
Still scored with persistance though wink
Note: "Scored" is not the right expression to use... it's not a meat market rolleyes
Quote by little gem
When there is a full moon. ;)

Thought that was vampirism Gem....
You can bite my neck anytime cool
Quote by poshkate
The smell of a greasy mechanic as he comes home from work :shock:

Makes mental note to smother himself in sump oil, 96 octane unleaded and exhaust carbon...
for the next Munch when Posh is about lol
Of course, it'll have exactly to opposite response from others in the room and I'm liable to burst in to flames if anyone lights a fag near me...
Errrm.... I think I'll rethink this strategy rolleyes
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Hijack Mode On
Pheonix kiss nice to see you again wink Sorry, cant help with your techy post but just wanted to say hello!
Hijack Mode Off

Thanks NWC...
Malky63... nice idea and would work, if the version that is stored on the "non Dos" partition of the machine didn't also include the special drivers for the TV reciever card and other "special hardware" as well as licensed versions on Cyberlink TV and DVD software and so on..
The recovery disk and the "non Dos" partition are the only source of these.
Currently investigating a Linux boot system to try and get the data off the Non Dos partition.
Quote by MidlandsBob
Best thing to do, is to ring the Philips helpline and they should be able to send it to you for free.
Same thing happned with my Compaq last year and I called Compaq and they did that for me, and cost nothing.

Sorry Mate, Philips say it is a Dixons/PC World issue. Philips made the machines for Dixons group and all support must go through them.
mad
Pity, its a good spec machine.
It's really suprising how many people have the wireless routers open.
Drive on to almost any large housing estate nowadays and you can find at least one open wireless connection.
I even came across a company that had a open connection and a council "sports center" who's WEP password was the name of the venue...
There is a whole website devoted to "Free wireless connections"... how else do you think I access my emails when I am away redface
There is an open system close to me, but he/she has taken the most simple step in security... only allowed one connection, so when the router and PC are one, no one else can connect.
I can't find who it is the offer them more advice..
Ok, smack me... I'll put on my kevlar underwear lol
I havn't posted on here for ages then come along and post a thread that has feck all to do with swinging... redface
Well, apart from the fact it's the PC I use to access the site wink
I need a copy of the Recovery Disk for a Philips Freeline MT2100 PC..
My machine writes a recovery DVD but does not finalise the session for some reason, hence it is useless.
It is NOT downloadable from anywhere, so don't bother looking, thanks.
Dixons and PC World are less than helpful. banghead
So, I can only hope that sometime, in between perving, shagging or just plain hanging around on here, someone can run one off for me.
Ta.... :thumbup:
Why do I always find treads like this too late...
1/ Are they any really good single guys.... I am told so. rolleyes
2/ OnlyMe, there are single guys on here who are looking for a relationship rather than a "wham Bam, thankyou Mam". wink
3/ Thank god modern fabrics drip dry..... like me, a big drip lol
4/ Single Male stereotyping, really, the cheek.... I can't cook, I can't iron, I can't fold clothes.... I don't like football confused
redface redface
Dear Miss Rottweiler, maybe changing your Avatar would generate more interest lol
I've got to see if I've been through another reincarnation before I will know if I can come.
Meaning.... it's too fecking early for me to plan :cry:
Quote by ms_naughty
I have only one thing to say ....
Can I have his number ..lol
plz ... pretty plz lol
M_N XxX

Ms_naughty hows number you after lol lol
The "nice" single guys number .. or any nice single guys number will do wink
M_N XxX
Errm.... 999 and ask for Fireman, or if your feeling particularly naughty, 666 rolleyes
Ok, I'll crawl back under my stone.