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Quote by TheLovelyOne
Thanks Phuckers. Especially as a single female I try to be very careful...
...not to meet anyone who can't recognise an urban myth! wink

who told you am here to meet anyone????
sorry i take that back too harsh wink
Don't be harsh Phuckers; the Lovely One's only teasing you! kiss
"We are not wholly bad or good
Who live our lives under Milk Wood,
And Thou, I know, wilt be the first
To see our best side, not our worst."
Dylan Thomas

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Quote by venus68
Thanks Phuckers. Especially as a single female I try to be very careful...
...not to meet anyone who can't recognise an urban myth! wink

who told you am here to meet anyone????
Are you not hear to meet people then phuckers? And if not, why are you here? Out of curiousity I mean.
mind your own business and stop being patronizing
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Quote by Phuckers
Thanks Phuckers. Especially as a single female I try to be very careful...
...not to meet anyone who can't recognise an urban myth! wink

who told you am here to meet anyone????
sorry i take that back too harsh wink
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Quote by TheLovelyOne
Thanks Phuckers. Especially as a single female I try to be very careful...
...not to meet anyone who can't recognise an urban myth! wink

who told you am here to meet anyone????
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Quote by bbw_wboro
This has been going around for some time - yet another chain email...

well its the first time have received it
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Have just received an email which i feel am compelled to share with you all
A young man went out on a Saturday night a few weeks ago to a party. He was having a good time and had a couple of beers and some girl seemed to like him & invited him to go to another party. He quickly agreed & decided to go along with her. She took him to a party in some apartment and they continued to drink & even got involved with some drug (unknown).
The next thing he knew, he woke up completely naked in a bathtub filled with ice. He was still feeling the effects of the drugs, but looked around to see he was alone. He looked down at his chest, which had "CALL 10111 or YOU'LL DIE" written on it. He saw a phone was on a stand next to the bathtub so he picked it up & dialled. He explained to the EMT operator what the situation was & that he didn't know where he was, what he took, or why he was really calling. She advised him to get out of the tub. He did, and he appeared normal, so she told him to check his back. He did, He found two 9 inch slits on his lower back. She told him to get back into the tub immediately and they sent a rescue team over. Apparently, after being examined, he found out more of what had happened. His kidneys were stolen.
They were worth $10,000 each on the black market.
Several guesses are in order:
The second party was a sham, the people involved had to be at least medical students; and it was not just recreational drugs he was given. Regardless, he is currently in the hospital on a life support, awaiting a spare kidney. Royal Prince Alfred hospital is conducting tissue research to match the victim with a donor.
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i cant survive without sports,olympics is just like a big orgy to me...ill be following nearly all events ...100,200,400,1500,5000,1000metres marathon both men and women,high jump,football,basketball,shot put,javeline,swimming,boat race,tennis,boxing,hockey
1x400metres plus we got a team on 1x100 relay and Tyson Gay v powell on 100metres but cant stand fencing,horse crap anything to do with ice
but after watching the a brilliant opening ceremony London has alot to do to match that.
i do feel sorry about Tibet but point out a perfect country!Russians just bombed 1400 Georgians today,
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Quote by Misskitty_2008
~Aw hun, thank you, you have made me smile!
Honest, intelligent and lovely! kiss
talkative caring sensitive
thats what i think about you misskitty..how can you describe me,please use the word arrogant if you wish wink

dont let the "little obnoxious twit" see that! lol
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talkative caring sensitive
thats what i think about you misskitty..how can you describe me,please use the word arrogant if you wish wink
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Quote by venus68
I've had a good look at your profile and your ads and although I can't say that my opinion or ideas will make any difference this is what I think.
It's great that you have some face pics up, but by the sound of it you have some great assets to show too, get some sexy pics up, doesn't have to be full on, suggestive works well.
You could also put an av on here for forum posts, which help people remember who you are and notice you easier.
You have 2 ads up at the moment, but one of them is out of date. Kick the out of date one and dont forget to regularly renew the current one.
I don't know if it is just me, but I get a bit annoyed when I keep hearing the word 'geniune' it implies that you get mucked about a lot and to be honest, you could find yourself attracting more weirdos because of it, as they think you're fair game. It is better to concentrate on what you have to offer and what you like, than negative things.
You also are looking for something very specific. A lot of couples are not just looking for female bi fun, it sounds a little to me like your objective is to find girl on girl play, which might put the guy in a couple off. Are you open to soft swap, full swap? Do you want to make friends with other couples or have one off meets?
Of course there is nothing wrong with it if you are looking for girls to share, but you might just find as there are less of them about you will have to wait longer to get the right combination.
Hope you don't mind me saying this and good luck. You look like a nice couple from what I can see and I'm sure you will have lots of fun.
Vx

now those are the gospel facts!
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Quote by flower411
All of what venus has said is spot on. (I hadn't looked at your profile before) What I would say in addition to you wanting the whole bi fem thing, if that was my bag I would want to see a picture of you both together that would indicate that you are actually a couple. In the heady days when I considered couples I got a lot of 'interest' from couples where the female wasn't actually able to answer the phone, go on cam, turn up for the meet etc.

That`s why we use the chatrooms and open our own room ...
Mrs f really really doesn`t like chatting on the phone or having anything at all to do with the arranging process rolleyes
But she`s perfectly happy to be seen on cam so that people know that we are a couple lol
She is also ok with going to socials lol as long as nobody talks to her rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes wink
Fuck me !!!!! what the hell am I doing with this woman ??? :shock:
you are meant to take the hired doll back to the fancy dress shop after the stag...lol
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Quote by Peanut
Narrow minded nincompoop
are we suppose to describe you misskitty or ourself!

rotflmao Oh Phuckers... that is brill! I haven't heard the word nincompoop in aaaages and it is just hilarious! Thanks for reminding me of it - am going to start using it from now on! lol Just ace.
Surely not when referring to Phuckers? wink
or misskitty_ for that matter wink
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once i was yanking off near a heater,it became so hot after turning it warmth on my hand was amazing....try it guys you will shoot a bucket load!
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i would like some private tution on english grammar,any free lady tutors in the house?! rolleyes
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Quote by flower411
You just trying to annoy Phuckers , ain`t ya ?? :shock:
rotflmao

eye talled yu eye c*nt rid oral rite! wink
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Narrow minded nincompoop
are we suppose to describe you misskitty or ourself!
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Quote by woohoo
Sorry I took so long to reply but I know you all may find this hard to believe that I do have a life in the real world you know lol

please dont take offence!
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Quote by woohoo
I took mikes thread as a joke and it was not a question as such,more a statement that I have heard a lot not only in here but in real life too.
Too many people take too many things too seriously and race being one of them.
Ok! we have racists in our society but I'm very sure that the decent people outnumber them by lots and lots.
We all have our own standards that we live by and the majority of people don't care what colour the person standing next to them is.
But it is the minority that are heard because sometimes they shout the loudest, we shouldn't shout them down but educate them to the correct way of thinking and living and by that I don't mean the politically correct way rolleyes
No matter what colour/sex/religion etc, every person has equal rights and we should all teach our children and our fellow men/woman the true values of life and to look upon a person as that and not a colour.
ffs some of my best friends are tall and English wink

am glad you spoke at last,cause your statement on the previous thread inspired me to write this...well i tend to think in a society the minority and vunerable always receive exceptional treatment,by minority i mean a small number in a group irrespective of colour i.e we have minister for children etc etc.....so a title like the one above would be more acceptable in Nigeria where whites are the minority(dont shred me it just an observation)
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Quote by medic_1
A great story.
This world could do with more like it.
medic_1

really ?scared of even having bull terrier around kids...
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Quote by Peanut
I got bollocked in the nursery school i volunteer at for singing baa baa black sheep....and was told it could be construed as racist, so i either had to follow it up with baa baa white sheep OR replace it with baa baa woolly or baa baa rainbow sheep :shock:
actually my surname is black...should i now change my name to mrs rainbow?? dunno
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This is all brought about by " white " liberals with nothing better to do with their time. I think it is all bollocks bonedigger myself. :shock:
Who do they think they are offending when kids sing baa baa black sheep? Do they really think they are upsetting black people? Black people that I know think it is ridiculous and just makes the racism thing even worse. It was like the blackboard thing in another thread.
Black people are not bothered about a song that contains black in it. As soon as the Guardian white liberals realise that, the better and we can all live in a bit more harmony, I think the white people make the race issue much worse than it ever should be...By the way I am WHITE. cool
Mrs777 wants to know when the next gang bang is. lol
very true,i wonder who complain for those kids songs
I'm guessing whoever it was was not a part of the African diaspora. rolleyes
Thats right Africans in diaspora are busy doing all hours under the sun to worry about all that!
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Quote by kentswingers777
I got bollocked in the nursery school i volunteer at for singing baa baa black sheep....and was told it could be construed as racist, so i either had to follow it up with baa baa white sheep OR replace it with baa baa woolly or baa baa rainbow sheep :shock:
actually my surname is black...should i now change my name to mrs rainbow?? dunno
Mrs Bone's rainbow gang bang squad.....free jaffa cake with every shag!!
sign up now!!!

This is all brought about by " white " liberals with nothing better to do with their time. I think it is all bollocks bonedigger myself. :shock:
Who do they think they are offending when kids sing baa baa black sheep? Do they really think they are upsetting black people? Black people that I know think it is ridiculous and just makes the racism thing even worse. It was like the blackboard thing in another thread.
Black people are not bothered about a song that contains black in it. As soon as the Guardian white liberals realise that, the better and we can all live in a bit more harmony, I think the white people make the race issue much worse than it ever should be...By the way I am WHITE. cool
Mrs777 wants to know when the next gang bang is. lol
very true,i wonder who complain for those kids songs
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Quote by kentswingers777
and it is MY belief that the law deals with facts...not opinions.......

Just because you believe it does not make it the truth. I don't agree with Lonni on a lot of things, but in this instance he's correct I'm afraid. The laws of libel are quite clear on this.
Well he will have the money soon to sue, he is more than welcome to try. But think he may well want to sue others who have made far worse statements that I have. Along with others things I also have no right of an opinion now. I refere you to my holidays in the UK thread. No wonder I want out. lol
As for libel things others should read other forums where it could be construed that deflamatory things have been said about others. If they decided to sue on every aspect that people thought was libel, you would have to build another thousand courts to deal with it all.
To be honest am seriously thinking of not posting on here no more as if I am not allowed an opinion what is the point? dunno Also I think enough has been said on this subject from me anyway, so am going to tape my hands up so I cannot type anymore. sad
remember those clever lawyers you've been talking about...yes thats how they make their money,they can arrange 100 court cases a day
stop being a drama queen(king)you are responsible for everything you say, this is a public forum so you must be in a position to support and give evidence to everything you say about someone if asked in court...read SH rules again if you may!
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it had to be loose women tv..i did feel sorry for that lion,its like taking a human being to live under water or on top of trees with the birds...i bet that christians wife was thinking"why cant we eat this people" wink
those people should be prosecuted for denying that cub its basic animal existance!! lol lol
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Quote by jaymar
What did colour have to do with it? dunno
Here we go again, white, black, orange, purple, makes no difference to me as long as the cocks are hard.
And the thread was amusing.

you dont represent everyone's view,did you really read my question....no one dispute the thread was amusing!
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Quote by Peanut
have just watched prof Richard Dawkins on the Genius of Charles Darwins,its just made me to believe more of the supreme God,after living on this hell down here i would like a change after have past on!

how on earth can watching Dawkins make you believe more in god? did you miss the point?
who missed the point Dawkins is the prophet of doom,his explanations cannot proof that God doesnt exist!...on this programme he took a bunch of school kids and tried effortlessly to convince them out of their religious believes but in vain!
the burden of proof is not with dawkins,as he is not the one making the claim for the existence of god/heaven/hell as you cannot prove that the flying spaghetti monster or russell`s teapot dont for that matter you cant prove that the thousands of other gods from other cultures and times weren`t real/
Dawkins just points out the illogicallity of such beliefs,and the human traits that promote them.
once read a quote that said "we are all atheists,i just believe in one less god than you"
thats famous Dawkins words nothing new there!....
Actually it's a fair few other brilliant, intelligent, educated and well-read people's too, but if you think you know better then who are we to argue?I've always wondered why people are so keen to believe in something that not one single shred of scientifically proven evidence has ever been gathered regarding its existence.
Fair enough that they wish to believe, that is their personal choice and their right to do so. I just wonder why? I can only guess that the "chinese whispers" syndrome is a very powerful force.
The obvious comment that needs to be here is that I am not saying that no-one should believe in God (or whoever your personal deity is), that is up to the individual. I do wish sometimes though that people start asking more pertinent questions and less loaded questions about their reasons for believing.
i dont know what you are being defensive about i meant the flying spaghetti is Dawkins' famous quote
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