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Phuckers
1 month ago
Straight Male, 53
0 miles · Hereford and Worcester

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Quote by Freckledbird

what prove have you got to say most single men here are timewasters?

She didn't say that, did she?
Quote by Sarah

Most bi girls that are part of a couple don't like to play alone, and single bi girls are probably wary of meeting couples alone.

What a load of nonsense!
When I was a single bi female, I loved meeting couples, met in a public place for drink first etc or at a munch / social.
If it felt right then we went for it, if not a polite excuse and went home.
By the very nature of being single if you want to meet couples you have to leave the worry behind and get on with it!!
Absolutely, Sarah. :thumbup:
Quote by Misskitty_2008
There are a lot of timewasters on here too... I have been pm'd by loads.. it does get frustrating...

How do you know that the people who PM you, are timewasters? If they've contacted you after reading your requirements yet they don't fit, that makes them maybe a bit dumb or chancers, but not necessarily timewasters. confused
i told you my english is no good,but you've said what i wanted to....have you got any advice for the OP?
Quote by blonde
OK now you are all going to think I am weird but ......
1. The phone has to ring 5 times, before pick it up
2. I can only drink a can of coke that was taken from the "front" of the fridge drawer
3. If I drop a coin, someone else has to pick it up
4. I can't cook if we have milk in the fridge
5. I can't iron if it is raining (we live in the NW so it rains every day)
6. I can't eat oysters if there isnt an "r" in the month
7. I can't drive "his" car if we are going out anywhere!
8. I can't wear knickers if i have trousers on
9. I can't walk under any ladders
10. I cant say "NO" to my kids :inlove:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

huh which prison block are you in?
oh yes ill do it again,we worked together we both had partners but got drunk one night did it,since then our friendship got strong we tell each other intimate things,she can undress in my presence and vice verse its cool....we are just snogging buddies now huh
Quote by Misskitty_2008
Had a quick look at your profile, and looks nice! I think what it is, is that its mostly couples and single men on here, the majority of people who look at my profile are single men.. and get scared off when they read my full profile!
Most bi girls that are part of a couple don't like to play alone, and single bi girls are probably wary of meeting couples alone.
I think it might be a case of just wait and see! I have been on the site just over a month, and had no meets yet, I might be too specific in what I want, but I would rather be that than easy! There are a lot of timewasters on here too... I have been pm'd by loads.. it does get frustrating...
I hope you find what you're looking for... xx

what prove have you got to say most single men here are timewasters?have you arranged any meets yet?...the OP has clearly stated that they are interested in meeting single females not single men
but i agree with the highlighted bit try 'lets meet forum' you have to be a regular at munches and socials to be able to build up a bond with single females,so dont wait for the kingdom to come, go it
Have always tried to ignore or block off any superstitions due to my christian backgroud ,but one morning back in 97' i realised that all my life have been putting on my left shoe first when am getting ready..this morning was very different and akward cause i struggled to put on right shoe on first,the day was nightmare everything went wrong
its a superstition i cant ignore because i can tell how the day will turn up if i have problem with my left shoe while getting ready....
can you share with us your personal superstition and believes of good or bad lucks'signs etc....
God where do i start,i love and live sports
maradona -for his skills of football and single handedly win world for argentina
Micheal Jordan-came back from retirement and won NBA
Brain lara-for hitting 401 in cricket
Mike Tsyon-a true boxer rude as fuck..86sec knock out record
micheal record
and many many more
Quote by flower411
Ok ... thanks for the replies ...it`s pretty much what I thought wink
The reason I asked is because, not only, has mrs f been invited to a family wedding without me, but she has accepted without telling me...I`ve just managed to wheedle it out of her !!! :shock:
I have no idea when she was intending to tell me !!

it means she still intend to go without you,sorry it harsh but true!
Quote by Missy
If they didn't know me well enough to know that I was in a relationship then I would wonder why they wanted me there anyway. I would be flattered that they had invited me and politely tell them I was doing other things because I don't like attending social events with people who don't know me or with whom I have nothing in common, being connected by blood is not enough of a connection in my eyes.
As for being invited alone. I am an independent person and I would be happy that people recognise that.

Same here. Weddings are such intimate affairs, so if the couple didn't know me well enough to know about a relationship I had been in for 4 years, then I would probably feel a tad uncomfortable being there.
If they just didn't want the partner there, then I would be even more uncomfortable attending.
Quote by Phuckers
how contradicting are these` the very people who were complaining when that kid in sweden was forced to cancel his 9th birthday for not inviting two of his fellow students....its their wedding they invite who they like if you dont want to go because your partner was intentionally not invited,tough

I've read it different to you. I didn't read the opening post as 'are they entitled to leave people out'. I read the question as 'would you go if your partner had been left out'
whats the difference he still didnt get an invite,but in other cases what if you had an old fling with either of the couples' dont expect an invite,go shopping or hire a dvd out...
how contradicting are these` the very people who were complaining when that kid in sweden was forced to cancel his 9th birthday for not inviting two of his fellow students....its their wedding they invite who they like if you dont want to go because your partner was intentionally not invited,tough
Quote by wild rose and the stag
logitech...
lol

that was nearly perfect but cheating was invovled
Quote by TabbynTina
quieter
can we us the same letter twice

i think we have to i cant come up with any apart from
power
whats the longest word you can come up with from the first row of your keyboard...
Q.....P
Quote by Steve
plus the weathers rubbish. lol

At least we can all agree on something :-)
we need to go back to our fighting mode am getting bored being nice plus the place is turning to be a personal diary.
is this the steamroom?
Quote by Sgt Bilko
one doesnt have to hate foreign food to be a racist!

or be a racist to hate foreign food!! confused confused lol lol
stop confusing me sgt not sure what to have for lunch now...errr confused
where does kebab come from!
it must be april 1st
this is a bunch of bollocks pile up in a 366 page of abnoxious idiocy to criminalise innocent children at the tender age of 3,so what if a child does like chinise or indian food,not many kids eat vegetables what will they label them
one doesnt have to hate foreign food to be a racist!
Quote by MrFC
i reserve the copyright to this magic
lol
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/281812.html?highlight=

WOOPS! Sorry mate, missed that post redface
(MrFC wanders off to find new material)
cool lol
am sure someone will be entertained by it today,no need to apologise
i reserve the copyright to this magic
lol
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/281812.html?highlight=
Quote by anais
Because the first thing any PC repairer does is check out all the pictures on the hard drive, including the ones you think you've deleted. I think this is probably what the OP is worried about?
Sorry, I don't. What's wrong with it? If you are that worried, is it something you can't solve by just copying your important data to another hard drive, wiping the original one, and re-installing everything?

Oooooo never thought of that :shock:
Then again, if it's just cross-dressing, why would it be a problem? That's not really naughty, is it?
I agree with you there FB. Not sure I really understand what the problem is. If you're only worried about them seeing pictures of you cross-dressing, I'm sure they're used to it. It seems to be that as long as you don't have anything illegal on your drive, whatever problems they may have is their problem?
dunno
Yes, maybe it is their problem but if a person wants to feel comfortable why not look to see if they are some crossdresser friendly pc repairs in their area? No harm in asking eh? :smile:
I know some the cross dressers I've come across want to keep their anonymity as they live in small communities or well known. For example I know a local councillor who cross dressers. I'm sure he wouldn't want all an sundry knowing...
i agree the OP is also considerate of whoever will be accessing his pc
am not sure if i like chips or not but have just realised i havent had chips for over two years am bordering being weird according to lost
but
for pate i love it,a toasted thick brown bread a layer spread of farmhouse or mushroom pate toppled with sundried tomatoes and mango chutney,oh with a pinch of salad on the side...little heaven
not sure if i know who she but any loss of life always bring sadness to all,may she have courage to carry on, thoughts are with their family and friends at this bad time
x
Quote by TanKinky
The only way we get to indulge ourselves is to go seperately due to the lack of childminders...
I do enjoy being told all about it when she gets home though :rascal:

Same here and the fact he works away if we only met together we would never really get meets some happen so quick that its only possible to tell dek after the event but he always gets told and he enjoyes being told about it afterwards to, builds up to another play
Having said that though we have always had an open relationship from the beginning there was never another option for me/him
now thats a point is open relationship same as couples swinging seperately????
bloody brilliant F1 and men tennis final running side by side,flip flopping at its best this afternoon
miss murray walker on the commentary box
Quote by Peanut
Sorry but bollocks :shock:
Sorry but there is no need to smack hard enough to leave a mark...
If a child is raised with values then a slight smack is more than sufficient....
See my daughter for proof of that....
A light tap on the backside devastates her and she is 11 now...
My son is a different kettle of fish in as much as he suffers from a mental illness but still doesn't get smacked hard enough to leave marks....
Its bollocks to think its right and proper to smack so hard as to leave marks regardless of the reasons....
And i fail to see what the level of stubborness of a child has to do with anything but no doubt you will attempt to justify your actions in a wee while....


Excatly thats bollocks indeed a smack should be within reason no need to bruise your kids in the name of punishment or discipline
Looks like someone doesn't read. I specifically said not to bruise. The marks I'm referring to are red marks, not a full on bruise.
I just love the way people see what they want to see.
allow me to quote your own words pls
"Pain is required otherwise there is no point in smacking in the first inflict enough short,sharp pain to an older child requires sufficient force to leave a mark of some not reffering to bruising by the way .Im refering to a red you dont want to leave a weal then dont bother smacking use some other method of punishment"


If you're going to quote me can you please copy and paste. The above was not written by me, if it had been there would have been correct spelling and correct punctuation.
what the difference between a bruise and a red mark???not every kid is pale or have a skin colour to produce red marks after short and sharp pain

Duh! A red mark is a red mark and a bruise is a bruise. If you don't know the difference then that's your problem.
well i rest my case,off to see about a goat
Good evening all

Rest your case? I hope to god you're not a lawyer in real life.
dunno cheap shot