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Phuckers
1 month ago
Straight Male, 53
0 miles · Hereford and Worcester

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i think i might try this send 30winks see if anyone reply back...anybody dust anybody dust
my God thats the first perfect quote have ever done-yipee
hey Raj try a wink it only take a second but no response garantee you sure you are using the right sat nav?
Quote by H-x
It might be a time-out. How long are you taking to write them? Try writing the reply in word or notepad and then pasting it into your reply, if you don't send it within about twenty minutes you get signed out of your account and you loose what you've written.
H.x

take the above advice and stop publishing a book on reply ha ha
i was so shocked when a married friend of mine told me he hasnt had sex for three years,they've only been married for just gone eight reason is they just didnt feel like it but they are still deeply in love...
so am just curious whats the longest you've gone without sex and why?
NB;virgins replies not accepted unless a shag is imminent
have a send a wink or two but it was just to tell the receiver that 'hey i viewed your profile and would you look at mine,but i never expected a reply or a wink back...but on the other hand if i receive a wink i curse a swear word and delete it instantly...
compulsory dismissal occurs when you decide to resign from a job because of any form of harrashment but you must keep records of the informations you've passed to your boss or superior office for you to have a case in a tribunal...
too expensive ill stick to private detective,who can also provide photos for evidence
one can not live only on sliced bread and butter,i guess you might have to find another job then
wunderhorse you should be in bed by now,dont blame pete if you are late for work in the morning...well he should be out of prison by glasto time yipee
be glad he declined,a no show time waster could have been worse...why dont i ever get invites from ladies??erm i wonder
jay-z the choir boy lookalike,he is so soft cant even afford a proper name like noel,have never liked him as a person but oi dont mind some of his tunes but coming to glasto is a no no .yeh what will he do if its rains and there is mud everywhere....glasto is getting commercialised by american bling bling,who next puff didi,daddy,pee dede,puffy face,,cant get the name right he keeps changing it every other day
thank you oasis

You realise you've just agreed with a gramatically incorrect statement, don't you? lol
so what if my grammer is incorrect you did get my point didnt you dithering twit
Jay-z and his boring hip hop has no room in glasto..no wonder there is tickets still left
how long are you in prison for flower411?...is a hoover a new make of car!
ha ha ha mark and hellnheaven,you guys are making my evening,who cares whats happening in cams on a monday nite...
take hellnheaven advise
but sometimes i feel like couples or single females compete in how much replies they receive per ads,i bet they never even open to read some of them...is that right ladies???
well author do what i do,go to socials you wont be dissappointed...am going to one this friday in chams cant bloody wait...cream and coffee on lets meet forum
i once knew a reply collector
i havent swang long enough to have a comment but am enjoying what am doing at the moment...oh what is , two and half years or two years and 5 months
@lost thank you,my first ha ha ha of the evening...wish i had a printer
Jeez, the second grumble I've read in as many minutes!
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when i first joined i spend the entire day reading posting on the forum,was shocked when my first listing was locked in seconds for recycling
today's bread is different from yesterday's, it might not sweeter but hey...
dont use the same old signature on different topics its both irrelevant and stupid.
i once got a reply back saying sorry your dick is too big and another said i was too young but on a normal day those could have been compliments but i was dissappointed and i wish they didnt reply at all
those are not opinions but facts..can you handle NO THANKS???
oh if jak is going am cumming too,ahabs can you pen me in too please,really did enjoy the last one
Fuck em.A-bomb the bloody lot.
shame on you,bomb the lot just cos their leader is corrupt