Famous five what are you looking for?
I'm happy to do Anne or George, Dick and Julian can watch but if you want to involve Timmy thats sick!!
Florence nice jugs, care to pm me photos of them uncovered?
Bag_Puss Hi hun i assume you are a fem as you have puss in your name ;)
Cookie sorry m8 but i know you are straight, but if you have Miss Piggys phone number please pm me it
Sorry muffin, bulgaria and max you have nothing to offer me
George whilst i accept your camp lifestyle im sorry but i am not interested
Woohoo a wife swap site.
As a newbie i suppose i better introduce myself.
I am busy saturday mornings so don't arrange any meets with me then!!!
I am an experienced swapper! I have even been involved in tv programmes on the subject of swapping!
My interests well i like looking up Maggie Philbins skirt, i'm 100% straight and was totally disgusted when my mate Keith got his nuts out on channel 5
What have i got to offer
Well i'd like to swap my wife for a someone who isn't trying to screw me for £80,000 so if your after a psycho bitch with no heart send me your offers and maybe we can do a deal!
lots of love Poshy!!
p.s. due to strange sexual experiences with a beardy man, i prefer my partners to be shaved