I’m like that one specific kitchen gadget you bought on a whim: you aren’t sure how often you’ll use me, but I’m surprisingly effective and I fit neatly in a drawer when you’re done.

I’m the guy your husband will actually like talking to about power tools or obscure documentaries while you decide if I’m cute enough to stay. I have a 5-star rating in "Reading the Room," "Not Being Weird the Next Morning," and "Having a Great Playlist."

What I’m Looking For:

A couple that wants a guest star for their sitcom. I’m here to add some spice, hold the camera (if that's your vibe), or just be the best supporting actor you’ve ever hired.

Or

A lady who wants to explore this world together: I’m essentially looking for a co-pilot. You handle the navigation, and I’ll handle the 'making sure we don't accidentally join a cult' part of the evening.