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Quote by MQ
I remember fish n chip vans! I wondered a while back whether it was just a weird dream I had though because I can't see it working nowadays, I just imagine all the chip fat splashing all over the van going over those bloody speed bumps lol

I know a bloke who used to own a fish and chip van.
Made a bloody fortune at it, he had been doing it for many years though.
I wasgoing to post something akin to this.
Last night on my way home on the bus.
I heard the most awful ring tone ever :shock:
It was a black woman soul type singer.
Singing "ring, ring, ring so on and so on"
Original but not nice.
It is about time that the fat controller has been noticed for his work and dedication.
A knighthood at the very least, to be bestowed on him is a tribute to how efficient his railway is.
Well it seems we all remember the sweets of various sorts and flavours.
But do you remember the shops that you bought your sweets from?
I remember the little sweet shop opposite my junior school.
It was the front room of a house, and sold sweets, buiscuits, bread(made by the local bakery) and not much else as I recall.
The sweet jars were all on shelves up to the celing, looked super and I whish I could be there now.
The counter was IIR made of oak with the sweets all laid out nicely, just out of reach of preying hands.
A little old lady served behind the counter, I never saw anyone else there serving always the same lady, alway very plesant and very nice unlike shopkeepers these days.
I was about 8 at the time, memory is fading fast lol
That is a brief description of just one such like shop in the village I grew up in.
What I say is.......
Bring
Back
The
Robinsons
Golliwog
wave :wave:
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Yes I think it is better to have loved and lost.
It broke my heart, when I broke up with my girlfriend/partner.
It is an expirence I would not like to go through again.
Although......
If one finds someone, who can tell how the relationship might turn out.
Look on the bright side Debs.
At least you will be here to taunt us for many years to come, now you've chucked the fags.
Hope you can do it, we will al be keeping our fingers and legs crossed for you.
(except Sarge)
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I am cut , for health reasons.
Does that make me special.
For me having the cut is desireably less painful.
Plus the benifit is.........
No Cheese redface :shock: surprisedops:
My year has gone by with not to many nasties.
Paid off my bankruptcy. WooHoo
House is looking great, ready to sell.
Looking forward to xmas, we are going to supprise my son, daughter and granddaughter. By turning up at thier house on xmas morning with all the pressies.
We are in London, they are in South Wales.
Next year will begin a new adventure for us, I will have a very close look at moving to Spain.
It's friday going home time, can I pass?
What I mean is, can I pass until monday.
You've done it now.
You will get more replys than you can shake a stick at.
Then you will be spoilt for choice and moan about it.
lol :lol:
Thanks Dawn And Blue.
Davej !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I went to get a late lunch, also filled the bike to the brim with petrol.
Pulled out of the garage and... bang, the gearbox or clutch failed.
Had to push the bleedin thing back to the office, aboout half a mile.
NOW.....
To get home tonight, I will have to catch the tube.
About an hours journey, and in rush hour.
So whats the problem, you might ask.
I am wearing full winter bike gear, thick trousers, big boots, tea shirt, jumper and big warm biker jacket.
FFS I will be a former re-lapse when I get off the tube.
I will sweat so much I might wither away.
Bleeding bikes evil :twisted: :evil: :twisted:
PS...
Lunch was friggin cold when I got back to the office. :evil:
If I know Davj and his devious mind.
He will not like being given the cold shoulder.
I bet he is sceeming up another plan to gain your affections, either that or he is going to jump up and down on the stairs so you will get covered with loads of dust.
BEWARE
Of ye sofern gansta.
Just as well that I wear glasses.
Some of thoes could have an eye out. lol
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Quote by warwick
be cool if I could have that flashing on my avatar lol

Yourbeingsillynow. :lol: :lol:
Sorry Clare, the only diving I do, is of the muff variety lol
I will gladly speed in and snatch him away from his work, on my soooooper scoooooter.
Quote by Ice Pie
if you could go to sleep tonight and before you went you could make up your own dream and then dream it ... for one night only you could dream whatever you wanted to and wake up the next morn and all would be normal, what would it be?.
Now think about it... its a one night only offer remember!!! biggrin
MAGIK

I've been doing lucid/directive dreaming for as long as I can remember. For escapism I often grant myself the power to fly through space at will and visit other worlds.
My technique for initiating a directive dream is based on the following assumption: If I am fully awake, then I must know that I am awake. Therefore, if I ask myself the question "Is this a dream?" the answer must be yes, because if I were awake I wouldn't need to ask the question. So I have conditioned myself through years of practice to ask the question when I am asleep so that I can be properly convinced that I am asleep. Once that's done, I know that I am not limited to what is possible and can do exactly as I please. Deciding ahead of time what to dream about is easy with practice - I just include it in the question, for example "Is this a dream, or am I lying awake thinking about having a flying dream?"
Up there with the birdies, springs to mind ICE. :shock: :shock: