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Reansman

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19 Jul 2005

I don't think we are allowed to put external links up here so try googling "red letterdays" they've got some really mad things like going to Russia and flying a Mig jet fighter, they also have some more down to earth days like a luxury day at a spa or " Dinner, Dali and the London Eye "
Personally i would like to have a go in the Seaplane, dunno why but i always liked them confused

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Whatever you decide to do have a lovely day and congratulations.
Matt

19 Jul 2005

I don't have a wallet these days, lost too many of them in the past, so lets have a root through me pockets .....
packet of tobacco
2 lighters
day saver bus ticket
appointment card
folding magnifying glass
assortment of power driver tips
various receipts
bus/metro ticket
assortment of business cards
flyer for a comedy night
various packets of rizla in varying states of use
half a packet of rennies
mini leatherman
tissues
another day saver bus ticket
in change
Â£210 in notes
3 cheques - total value Â£1650 .... not mine
Key rings ...
1. house keys and a mini mag-light
2. workshop/office keys with an old police whistle [useful for calling sudden staff meetings mad

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Matt

18 Jul 2005

Quote by DreamerHelen
I'd like to have my name added to the list if possible please Helen ?
Matt

No problem you are on the list.....
Thanks .. better be'ave me self for the next few months then for the next few months lol

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Matt

18 Jul 2005

Now G&H
Who's going to let them set fire to their ring confused

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Theyre not having mine :!:[/quote
Mine's already burning ... dodgy curry last night i suspect, but even so . ... No fecker is going to jump through it burning or not :!: :!: :!:
lol

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Matt

18 Jul 2005

I'd like to have my name added to the list if possible please Helen ?
Matt

17 Jul 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
We should all get together at a pub or something and arrange this munch I have to agree with shireen we can celebrate her birthday to what do you reckon

Great idea, a SH/Birthday/XMas bash, sounds a hoot to me. As for meeting up in a pub i know a little place that will close off the 'snug' for us if we wanted a degree of privacy. It's not exactly the ritz but a proper little irish pub close to the city centre.
Matt
hi matt, which pub is it and where about?
Well Meaty one, my offer to find a meet venue is yet to be accepted, however should it be then i think that it would be advisable to notify those concerned by PM. Otherwise it might turn into a free for all and we won't get passed the first post.
Having said that, i have since thought of a couple other potential venues that i intend checking out over the next few day's.
Matt

17 Jul 2005

Quote by quimninja305070
id like an answer to the question, when your out an about, y is it you only get the eye of a fit grrrl or lad for that matter when your missus is stood with you, and is there any way of telling a bi/lesbian grrl when your out (for missus).

Because you are unavailable i reckon.
Matt

17 Jul 2005

Quote by jennaj
We should all get together at a pub or something and arrange this munch I have to agree with shireen we can celebrate her birthday to what do you reckon

Great idea, a SH/Birthday/XMas bash, sounds a hoot to me. As for meeting up in a pub i know a little place that will close off the 'snug' for us if we wanted a degree of privacy. It's not exactly the ritz but a proper little irish pub close to the city centre.
Matt

17 Jul 2005

Quote by thegooddoctor
Unsexiest sight ever was last year's T in the Park - actually saw a woman laying fast asleep who had pissed herself - her crotch was just one wet patch. Not only that but her false teeth were laying on the grass next to her mouth.

So THAT'S where i left her redface

redface

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Matt

17 Jul 2005

I'd be right up for a Brummie munch if i were to be invited. I don't have the time to commit myself to getting fully involved in the organising of things, but i will do whatever i can to help out.
Matt

16 Jul 2005

Tonight there will be very severe storms.
Michael Fish

16 Jul 2005

Re: W.M.A. " Here is the proof " Tony Blair
Matt

16 Jul 2005

I was wrong, i'm sorry. Usama Bin Laden. redface

redface

Matt

13 Jul 2005

Quote by McCloggie
Thanks Matt.
If you use a MAC you must be an illustrator/graphics man?
McC

No .... i worked in the print industry all my life so i was around Macs from when they first appeared but never used one until after seeing a 10 year old surfing the net on an iMac in a supermarket whilst on holiday in Scotland in 1997. I thought to myself " if a kid can do it .. i can" so when i got home i bought one and have never looked back . lol

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Matt

13 Jul 2005

Firstly i must say that i am a Mac user and don't know much about PC's.
Are you sure that it say's Must be HW to the PC and not HW to the modem ?
I've had a look around and it seems that you have bought a decent piece of kit, just make sure that you have the right card for it and it should work fine. As for worrying about testing it .... DON'T worry so long as you have the receipt and packaging you will get you're money back, but don't leave it too long .
Success jongen lol

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Matt

13 Jul 2005

Why not tell her the truth ?
Keep all the clothes to show her when she gets back, laugh at what a useless prat you are whilst telling her that you promise never to try that one again wink

wink

Then comes the hard bit, get out your credit card and suggest that you both go up town on a shopping spree maybe having lunch at that restaurant she loves/always wanted to try. :rascal:
I learnt along time ago that what go's around comes around .... usually with much more velocity upon it's return.
Matt

11 Jul 2005

Quote by WhyTheHellNot!!!!!!
i went on hols to tunisia with a girlfriend ages ago and she had blond hair i was offered
6 horses
4 camels
a cart ( knackered though )
2 old aged goats lol
Ste

Bet you would of gone for it if the cart was in better nick ? :grin:
Mattyeh but then i told him she would have cost him a fortune in hair spray !!!!!
lol

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11 Jul 2005

Quote by WhyTheHellNot!!!!!!
i went on hols to tunisia with a girlfriend ages ago and she had blond hair i was offered
6 horses
4 camels
a cart ( knackered though )
2 old aged goats lol
Ste

Bet you would of gone for it if the cart was in better nick ? :grin:
Matt

11 Jul 2005

The Pixies - Where is my mind.
Matt

11 Jul 2005

Red Stripe, got eight cans .... hope i don't neck all of them, gotta use me brain tomorra redface

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Matt

11 Jul 2005

That is brilliant :!:
I've just done it biggrin

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Matt

10 Jul 2005

Quote by tattyxpx
erm....... i know i know i'm a nosey fecker... can't help I won't even try......
BUT.............. was it "rimming"..... cause thats about the only thing left i (well we actually postie is intrigued now too) can think of that would cause a smell.....
Don't need to put yer reply in main forum just a nod or a wink or even a wee pm just to put us out our misery.................. pleeeezzzzzzzzzzz

I had a dose of that many years ago, cum in a matter of seconds surprised

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If i thought that i might be getting another dose then i would get the vim and a scrubbing brush out lol

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But seriously, you have the right to expect him to be clean. Maybe if it happens again you should hold back, give him some affection/stimulation and suggest that you both take a shower, whilst telling him how "dirty" you will be when you get back to the bedroom.
How do i know that this will work ?
Because i'm a bloke ... simple as that.
Matt

10 Jul 2005

I think that is terrible ..... and disrespectful. I would not want to go down on a smelly pussy so i would not expect a woman to chomp on my chopper if it was not clean.
You should of asked him to clean himself before you continued and if he did not like it then tough, no more games.
Matt

10 Jul 2005

" Stop .. it's nearly full "

10 Jul 2005

Hi guys. I was a punk when i was 13 y/o, my brother used to dj at Barbarella's and got me into it. It was me who mentioned The Clash, they were my fave band, i was gutted when Joe died :cry: . I saw them 27 times. Did you go to Morecombe this year ?
Matt

9 Jul 2005

What about Clubs , you can restrict who gains access to your pages, maybe a it's option for you ?
Matt

8 Jul 2005

" How long for............. Do not no ! week 2 weeks 3 weeks 4 weeks lol

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Jeez ...! I asked back in May for a week off a.s.a.p ............. i'm still waiting mad

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Lucky you ... have a lovely time and behave yourself wink

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Matt

8 Jul 2005

Most disappointing gig i ever went to was The Clash in Sweden many years ago. We spent four days hitching/blagging our way to Malmo only to find upon our arrival that the band had split up mad

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The worst gig i actually got to see was The Vibrators in Nijmegan The Netherlands a couple of years ago. They looked and sounded like a bunch of sad old gits .... a bit embarrassing really.
Matt

8 Jul 2005

I was based in The Netherlands for 12 years working for a very large printing group, i spent my time between The Netherlands, Germany, Austria, Poland, Spain and Ireland. Although each nationalality had differing opinions/attitude in general they were all equal in bed with the exception of one dutch girl ... she liked it up the Gary lol

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Matt

7 Jul 2005

" Someday a real rain will come and wipe this scum off the streets."
Matt