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Reansman
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 61
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Max Bygraves - You Need Hands.
As for distribution, why not either put it up on Kazaa or whatever P2P app you windows peeps are using now. Zip each volume so you have three smaller downloads so as to make things easier for those on dial-up or i could find an empty Binary Newsgroup, post it there and let those interested the name of the group via PM.
Matt
As for distribution, why not either put it up on Kazaa or whatever P2P app you windows peeps are using now. Zip each volume so you have three smaller downloads so as to make things easier for those on dial-up or i could find an empty Binary Newsgroup, post it there and let those interested the name of the group via PM.
Matt
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Of course living here slap bang in the middle of you all, you are either a southern git or a northern git ...
Matt
So Matt, which munches will you now be uninvited from?
look like yam stuck with the yam yam munch aer kid, shud be bostin :thumbup:
I ain't no yam yam
where i grew up we had a tree :lol:wot, the laver-tree
yam a yam yam yow am
Shaggin'ell Meaty .. you beat me ..... i cannot get any lower than that :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Of course living here slap bang in the middle of you all, you are either a southern git or a northern git ...
Matt
So Matt, which munches will you now be uninvited from?
look like yam stuck with the yam yam munch aer kid, shud be bostin :thumbup:
say that again in english lol and no other for the foreseeable future. It should be a night that you wish you could remember
:lol: :lol:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Of course living here slap bang in the middle of you all, you are either a southern git or a northern git ...
Matt
So Matt, which munches will you now be uninvited from?
look like yam stuck with the yam yam munch aer kid, shud be bostin :thumbup:
I ain't no yam yam
where i grew up we had a tree :lol: if anyone is sad enough to judge by coulor/ race/ or sexuality there not worth knowing we have friends from most nationalaties religons ohyer and we sleep with a green alien from marz too lol ( ohyr and eyaww)[/quote
Too right :!: i've been out with all sorts in my time. If i fancy you then i fancy you and thats that, whatever your colour or creed
Matt
Too right :!: i've been out with all sorts in my time. If i fancy you then i fancy you and thats that, whatever your colour or creed
Matt
Quote by smokerjim
Please, can we got off the subject of all things pyro - accidental or otherwise - any embarresment is sufficient, just a bit less burning - please!
Thank you M2PU - remind me to buy you a pint when I see you at a munch :thumbup:
Many years ago whilst i was living in a place with an en-suite bathroom i went to stay with an old friend for the weekend. His place was a new build and he had only been in there a few weeks. Anyway's, we went out for the night and got well leathered, went for a curry, headed back to his place, had a couple more drinks and retired to our rooms ... wasted
The next morning at breakfast my friend mentioned that he thought there must a leak on the landing as there was a wet patch near the window. When we left the house i noticed that the grass was dry and that it could not of rained that night ? .. Then it dawned on me, the layout of the floor plan of my mates bedroom/landing was the same as my bedroom/en-suite, but instead of a toilet on the far wall in the next room he had a window sill
ops: :oops: :oops: I never confessed to him but i have not got drunk on a stay over at his place since :lol:
Matt
PS; i once woke up in a burning bed but i guess that you don't want to hear about that
Quote by bailiffs
my dads nutts about bar-b-ques and i mean NUTS!!
when i was the queens golden jubalee<< my spelling is so bad!!!! he did a bbq and there was about 150 people there, he has a bar in this log cabin of a shed and we got through 3 barrels of larger 1 barrell of pedigree and alot of alco pops!!!!
so next time he wips out his bbq just thank yourself lucky that there isnt 150 people onyour back garden wanting grub!!!
Your dad has a bar in his shed .... TOP MAN !!!! .... where does he live ??? :P
Matt
Quote by Wishmaster
I once went to a wedding where the bride was asked about the weirdest place she had ever had sex and when she replied - on a microphone - "Up the arse!" - her mother promptly came over and slapped her! ... that is entirely true!!!!
There is a show on dutch telly where a presenter go's out onto the streets and asks the public odd questions and that exact same thing happened on fecking national tv
:lol: :lol: The womans husband realised what his wife was about to say but was not quick enough to stop her :!:For me the oddest place was on a golf course.
Matt
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Personally i would like to have a go in the Seaplane, dunno why but i always liked them
Matt
cos' we are so close the the coast, the slightest thought of open water and midlandaers go la la
Have you ever been down Edgbaston rez on a windy day ... Brum's very own Med
or taken a walk though the Jewelry Quarter ? the Herring Gulls are huge :shock: Quote by FNG_London
17 and in a punk band. It was at a party where i was amazed to discover we had groupies :shock: :shock: :shock: . This very pretty girl that i had been talking to asked me if i wanted to go into the garden, she led me down the path and through a gate leading onto a golf course. All i remember is that my arse was freezing, i had never met the girl before and never seen her since
Matt
If you're the bassist from the Undertones....
Daaaaaaaaddy - I've been searching for you for years - you owe child support mate!!
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: If only :cry:
17 and in a punk band. It was at a party where i was amazed to discover we had groupies :shock: :shock: :shock: . This very pretty girl that i had been talking to asked me if i wanted to go into the garden, she led me down the path and through a gate leading onto a golf course. All i remember is that my arse was freezing, i had never met the girl before and never seen her since
Matt
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