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RedRHG
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
UK

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Anyone want the honour?
Am b'lux at this just happened on that one.....
Be my guest
Cathy x
Lord Acton (?????Memory failing but remembering something with history A'level???)
Cathy ( :love: ) x
Just my arms - used to burn the underside of my forearms a lot when I had my first job at the 'potato shop' (don't laugh it was a good little earner at 13 redface ) Taking the huge racks of tatties out of the big ovens. Thought you would be able to see the scars for years but nothing there now at all.
Cathy x
Quote by Dawn_Mids
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sillyhwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar:
You little sex kitten :giggle:

Just what I was gonna say Dawn!
Yum!!!!!
Lo Bernie ltns xxxxxx
Cathy x
Quote by Reese
Cathy~
As an alternative to DaVinci Code, you might wanna try Foucalt's Pendulum by Umberto Eco. Far better researched in esoterica, imho. We've got a copy you can borrow, but you'll have to come get it. ;)
~Reese! :love:

:P
Read 'The Name of the Rose' years ago! You jogged me memory! Pick it up eh? :twisted:
Postie please don't send any with dot-to-dots wink
Have tried the odd discworld book and yeah enjoyed but they aren't really my cup o tea.
Like John Irving, Angela Carter and Isabel Allende.
Have still got Bonfire of the Vanities on the shelf, perhaps I should look through what I've got first! Definately buying new book on Lizzie Sidall (pre-raph model).
Thanks for all your suggestions kiss
I should be hoping to get no reading done shouldn't I?
Cathy x
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I'm drinking Coke, I'm eating Revels, watching TV, listening to no music, I have a Coke glass, packet of Revels, TV remote control, pen and phone on my computer desk!!
The curtains are closed, the neighbours are quiet, as they usually are, kids are asleep and the wife is in Barcelona. I have just changed into my dressing gown, I've not been circumcised, haven't shaved the bollocks for a while, I prefer having a tash but no beard and my favourite film was Braveheart.
I prefer English..........no, British girls, can't tie a bow tie, have never used but may do one day, have no favourite singer, I cry every time something sad/funny is on television and I log into the chatroom once a month to make sure I don't have to go through the hell of registering again.
I have had an out of body experience but forgot to post in that thread when it was on the first page, but I will do if it pops back up, I am pleased we are hosting the Olympics in 2012, I don't know of any hotels in Poole and finally, a belated Happy Birthday for last Thursday Reese - sorry I missed it on the day!!!
Right - that should answer a few questions and keep my post count down for a while!!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: wink

Yer lazy git :wink:
Cathy x
Quote by 3someinpreston
Really have to suggest Dan Brown - "The Da Vinci Code" in case you haven't read it - amazingly clever book...
or wait 2 weeks for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince lol

Eek I right don't do the Harry Potters dunno why and I've tried. Reading the Lemony Snicket's SOUE with the kids though. Maybe I should start from scratch with Harry Potter again.....
Ta's xx
Cathy x
Lovely coffee!
Got a little stove top brup brup contraption for one. Makes the house smell yum too wink
Cathy x
Ready for the summer away, so next week I'll be mostly stockin up on boooooks!
Any reccs anyone???
Still reading The Water Method Man.....
Joni Mitchell a/b coming out but not till December :cry:
Come on give me some corkers!
Cathy x
(Sorry if this has been done before, I may have even asked last year redface or was that a different forum????? rolleyes )
Quote by breezer
was interviewed a few days ago on TV (Work related).
Was wondering if anyone else has been on TV or been an extra etc?

In the 80's there was a film called 'Threads' made about Nuclear War. I was one of the children running round in the playground - red sort of matress coat on (ooh such style!)
Tsk I coulda been a star ....
Cathy x
I remember it being part of our English course back at GCSE/earlier in the early 90s. Am curious to see it again now.
Someone else pm'd the other day wondering if I had a copy. Would be interested in seeing it again myself really - don't really take much in at that age. Maybe I'll see whether the library has a copy......
Cathy x
Quote by rachel-lane+peaches
dont vote for debbiwebs or i'll hit you over the head with errr a ten pound hammer lol
remember i know where your mum buys her bread, know what im saying there son wink

You bitch :twisted:
Off to vote............. :wink:
Cathy x
See your point Ice....
Generally very confident with my size and all that comes with it, but I WOULD draw attention to it very pointedly on occasion if I felt it might be a problem for the other party. I don't really use the term myself but can see it's used generally as a description.
Maybe the second B could stand for 'busty.' (Thought it did tbh.)
Cathy x
Quote by Sarah
On my way to help HornyRed do her checking under the kilts

Ooh ooh I got a free night can I cadge a lift with ya?
:twisted:
Cathy x
Quote by Scandal
I met a girl from Yarksha once lol

Tricky language that one wink
Cathy x
Quote by fabio grooverider
okay.... well if you look at the latest statistics for the average uk woman... she is 5ft 6 tall and a size 16...she is apparently has a 36c bust as well..but i have not felt enough handfuls to judge so i know enough people who consider themselves to be a BBW when they are in fact either ... or just above ms average...
very much about how people persieve themselves.....
sean xxxxxxxxxxxx

Yer not wrong Sean.......
Cathy x
(Still taking the size 16 in with her even tho she knows it'll be the 18 biggrin )
Quote by marmalaid
TB and GB hang your heads low in shame and continue to do so.......
Cathy x

And what does that add to the arguement, Cathy? It's a trite comment that mean nothing. (thinks about it for a minute and realises that he himself has about 1550 trite and mostly useless posts!!!)
Where would you take it from here? What would you have done differently bearing in mind that TB & GB have not been in power for that long really.
Would you have let SH carry on subjugating his denizens? Invading his neighbours?
Ok you may have not have contributed to his arms piles, but he had plenty of those before TB and GB came to power.
Chris
kiss
Chris :kiss:
I can't argue/debate with the best of em mate. Just know how I felt when I heard GB talking about innocent lives lost, in his statement earlier. I didn't want to post anything on the other thread in that manner, but it's just what I thought when I heard him speaking. My feeling from the heart - for ALL the innocent lives lost.
Sorry if it adds nothing to the debate.
Kisses all round
Cathy x
TB and GB hang your heads low in shame and continue to do so.......
Cathy x
Quote by seagull69
Midweek vodka?
S'not even midweek is it?
Gorsh!
Maybe it is midweek now - it is Wednesday.......
(It's still bad)
Hangover cures welcome................................................
Thank you in advance
Cathy x (Pished redface )

If you have a hangover from drinking Vodka you must be drinking a very poor quality one smile
Soooooo right! My raspberry Absolut was gone so I was on the cheaper version!
Swim cancelled cos No2 son needed eye casualty this morning .......
Still feelin crap and got to go an 'ashes planting' thing this avvie :cry:
Evil drink evil drink
Cathy x
Surprisingly tip top ......
confused NOT!
It's only a head thing.....
Goin for a swim x ta Matt fer botherin tho x
Cathy x
Congrats!
I'd choose somewhere near the sea......
Be lovely and quiet with the kids still at school too......
And then a long late supper together - take your gladrags with ya!
Have a lovely day both of ya!
Cathy x
Midweek vodka?
S'not even midweek is it?
Gorsh!
Maybe it is midweek now - it is Wednesday.......
(It's still bad)
Hangover cures welcome................................................
Thank you in advance
Cathy x (Pished redface )
Quote by melons45
I got a new job too!!!! biggrin :D :D :D :D

Oof now you certainly can have one!
Mwah mwah mwah
Brilliant news!!!
Cathy x
Quote by tonysb09
Got a new job and will be starting Monday.....

Av a big kiss from me!
Well done fella!
Cathy x
I've got the answer to this one all sorted here.......
When they are of an age -
I'm moving out! Then they can't come back - see? see? geddit?
wink
Love em dearly but by gum I'm ready to rock :silly:
Cathy x
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Ok darling, let's do it! there's you, Missy ( Missy, SM can be a bit dom when she wants to lol ), me....anyone else? Can someone bring a camera? Digital for preference ( Then we can post it on this site lol :lol:
Let's get a list of volunteers to be both crew as well as performers, I'll go first....
smokerjim - producer ( who's next? ) :twisted:

Which means I'm gonna have to get my hair done and breathe in and everything :shock: :undecided:
Then I gotta pretend that I don't even notice the camera innocent
and then I've got to learn lines, me "oh gods" have gotta come out just right ya know ........ and me moans, gotta get them done proper too, it ain't easy being a bird SJim ya know :shock:
Can't I just have a ready made one to watch? biggrin :happy:
Come on then Missy the kids are out, cleared the bottom drawer of porn and toys and even bought ya some popcorn....
Red waits..........
:whistling:
Cathy x
Quote by GenHertsCpl
AAwww i want to snog Cathy.....then again.....when ive finished......line up everyone, this is gonna be a long night!!
passionkiss

Mmnn mmnn mmnn......
Ta Mrs GHC, feeling's mutual :twisted:
Cathy x
(Thanks for natter earlier x)
Quote by Shloppy
Coming back from Spain this year with Easy jet I was a couple of pounds over the 20kg limit. They asked if there was anything that I could take out of my check-in bag and carry it on the plane with me so I had to open the case and start cramming things into my carry-on flight bag. Whats that about dunno

Yeah last trip to Spain was 20kg for luggage and 10kg for hand luggage! Half as much again - seems odd to me! Did a bit of shifty-in round meself for that one.
Only takin a rucksack next time tho wink
Cathy x
Quote by blonde
I need a cuddle too.......... not the best of days !!!
So all hugs and kisses greatly appreciated !
Thanx all u sexy little chickens........lol

Have a hug on me blonde!! wink
Thanx babe............... just what I needed !!!
Blond I'm on a down day, well 2 days really, so I need a cuddle as well, but I will settle for a big snog passionkiss or hump or kiss or 69position
Anything to make me feel a bit brighter
BABE....................HAVE A HUG FROM ME :therethere:
Yipppeee ........ just got the prettiest bunch of flowers !!!!!

Oooh the perfect tonic!!
Have another hug anyhows x
Cathy x