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RedRHG
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
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Quote by fabio grooverider
I can't go..... I have only gone and done my back in over the weekend.... :cry: :cry: :cry:
one offically not happy camper...
sean xxxxxxxxxxxx

Noooooooooooooooooooo!
Ya daft bugger - get some ice packs and all that stuff on it...
We must a got a physio ere??
Take care sweetie and hope to see you soon at another one
Cathy x
Not a bad weekend here......
Watched the cricket on big screen at Wollerton (sp) park
Went to see some pre-Raph art at Nottingham Castle
Could think of better company to do those things with but hey can't have it all can we?
Stayed in me jammies yesterday wink
Cathy x
Good Luck!
Well done for havin the b'lux to do it
Big up to ya :thumbup:
Cathy x
Quote by wolvie_dude

I'd lke to say something in my defence..... but there is none, I've been out classed by a monkey.
off to hang my head somewhere...

On this occasion, chimpy just posted his LMU ad, and we all jumped on it expecting a re-run of his previous posts.. But it wasn't, .. How many other individual LMU threads (not counting munch's or big meets) stretch to 2 pages? Not many, unless they do something wrong, or the ad's soo bad it needs comment.. We all saw who posted it and started blasting away... We found him guilty without trial, based on his previous posts.. and in the process become guilty ourselves of basically 'newbie-bashing'..
It is true, that chimpy has posted some bollocks before now (not terrible stuff), and I believe that in previous threads, the replies and good natured jesting he got were justified.. Maybe he has learned from his mistakes? Time will tell, and in this case, he has shown us all up..
wolvie_dude follows postie to hang my head somewhere...
Have a pat wink Feel better?
Cathy x
Quote by postie
You know what?
I'm getting all excited about the munch BEING LESS THAN A WEEK AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :beer: :beer: :beer: :happy: :happy: :happy:

4 days now!
Boy am I ready for beer and giggles biggrin
Cathy x
Quote by Sarah
Red, sit next to me please, now tell me all the gossip lol :lol:

Well there's lots........
leisure batteries
a favourite waitress wink
the big breakdown (only a new engine :shock: )
the insurance payin for beautiful accomodation
long lusty nights with 'extra stars'
delayed flights and return journeys
sun
sand
sea
more lusty nights with 'extra stars'
mussels
sangria :twisted:
filth/muck (take your pick)
snoggin
Hope you have a couple o bottles there ....
I'll bore the arse offa ya!
Cathy x
Oh I loved it Postie!
Needed the chuckle mate so cheers x
Cathy x
Nearly three months in an orange camper van wink
Ok it was really sunny, and ok lots of good sex, oh yes and lots of lurvely food but I reckon that I'm due a little spell in the jacuzzi.....
So if there's room .......
Shove darn a bit!
Cathy x
Ooh many more to fulfill :twisted: (Roll on Sept, Oct aaaaand Nov - ends a fantastic year really!)
Am having some involving that Aussie bowler playin yesterday.......
Oooff!
Cathy x
Just back from the summer in Spain and ..........
I didn't! redface
Mad aint it?
Quite like the white bits :twisted:
Cathy x
Right from being a little gal my hero was Wolverine!
Jogged my memory with Dan Tanner :shock: Gawd!
Blondie would come a close second though - my first cassette (along with Tommy Steeles greatest hits - didn't have the same effect funnily enough) and I worshipped her!
Cathy x
Quote by HornyRed
childrens tv programmes.

mad :x :x
You mean you've all seen each episode of Tracy Beaker three times too?
Cathy x
Quote by GenHertsCpl
God yes, they soooooooooooooo need to get back to school, love them dearly, but the constant stimulation they need is wearing confused
AND the whinging...aarrgghhh.....its worse than chinese water torture!!
Im looking forward to January, that when my little fella starts Reception, full time school!! lol
xx
Chin up Cath wink Poor yourself another gin and turn up the radio to drown out the sounds of the kids lol

Hehe!
They are off buying UHU to make some bullet proof vests at the mo rolleyes
At least it's quiet.....
For 5 mins anyway!
Cathy x
(Eldest at Carling till Mond, now THAT 'noise' I could put up with!)
Quote by davej
This can only add to the troubles being experianced by the U.K. furniture industry and I would urge that people are either positively encouraged to use sofa's, or to at least have their faces 'scotch guarded'.

:laughabove:
'Cuf u juf moof a iffle do der eft?'
Go on try it, pop your hand over your mouth. It's a whole new language! Or you could just pretend not to understand wink
Cathy x
(Apologies Mrs FB cos I know it's the reverse for you wink )
Phew blimey, I love em an all that but AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Back yard looks like Halfords (8 bikes there at last count,) nerves are in shreds (nowhere to be seen really. Will they return?) the classic 'I'm bored mom!' line, endless 'can we go swimmin again mom?' requests, 'there are only 10 of us this time.'
Oh that first day back at school is so peaceful. So my countdown starts ......
10 days and counting!
Bless em!
Cathy x
Dunno it's probably not allowed, but am struggling to find a weekend camping ticket for this event for my eldest boy!
Anyone any ideas??????
Thanks for help in advance - reply by PM ta very muchly!
Cathy x
Quote by glenn27
ur just gutted noone loves boris lol

Glenn Glenn is that really you?
I bet the Essex crew had something to do with that photie!
Cute or what!
Cathy x
Quote by steve_j
Anything by Floyd really....

biggrin
Stars an Floyd an sex...............
What else do ya need eh?
Cathy x
Quote by wolvie_dude
my fave advert from years gone by was the cartoon one with the kid and his cat charlie, the don't go with strangers add that always started .....charlie says lol

The "Charlie says" ads, were in fact just 1 in a long line of public information films. I've been collecting these over the years off the net. There were about 5 or 6 of the Charlie films.
My personal fave of the public information films has to be the learn to swim one..
I wish.. I wish I didnt keep loosing me birds.. Then learn to swim young man, learn to swim.
Also good was the ones with petunia and her husband..
Theres a man out there in a rubber dinghy.. oh look, he's waving... cooee!
Cut to scene of man frantically waving for help biggrin
Dunno if this falls into that category but when 'telly' was finishing late at night there was a 'bedtime routine' one, a man and a woman dancin abart....
'check and make sure you lock every door, your life could depend on your bedtime routine!'
Another, which I can't remember what it was for was
'ooh I wish I'd brought me brolly'
Cathy x
WB John x
Hope all goes well on the 31st and you're well enough to join us on the 4th sweetie
Big kisses for ya
Cathy x
Quote by Miss-Red
Well ! ........ If I could find one over here like some the American ones I would most definately have a play, but all I have seen over here (no insult intended) is that they still look like truckies in womens clothes, (I`m gonna get shouted at for that, redface I know I am. but its just an observation, what I have personally seen up to now. Sorry!!!)
Other than that I have to agree some TS`s can be very horny and a real turn on. :rascal:

truckers ffs rolleyes some ts over here would blow your socks off, but i doubt they would touch you with a barge pole.
most blokes i see look fooking gopping but i dont tar them with the typical slob comment.
im sick of hearing that nearly all ts look like truckers i know quiet alot that would put women to shame in fact i know lots of genetic females that look like truckers.
what does a trucker look like anyway ? ive seen some really fit truckers and ive also seen some bloody ugly truckers.
your comment was abit daft really to be honest.
do i look like a trucker? do i balls.

Ooooooh I've missed that face
Any chance of a cock pic then? :roll:
Mwah
Cathy x
Feckin didn't think of that!
No what's worse is I now remember doin it, was rushing to make him and his mate hot chocolate and clear the said flood in the kitchen...
Anyway I thought I could read him like a book, just goes to show, do wonder why he went off alarming though. Suppose he is male ....... reason enough......
:P
Cathy x
Well I was getting a line where the necklace was so took it off, and finished sunbathing. No2 son gets water everywhere in an attempt to wash off spray paint (latest craze buying tiny toddler bikes and customizing them :shock: - must say they look quite good though) so I move the necklace out of harms way.
Totally forget about the necklace until today. Look in a couple of places then wonder if No2 son took umbrage with me grumbling about the water (no no I'm not finicky at all, there was an obscene amount of water all over) and hid it, or whether he'd played with it and had an accident with it or what. So after school simply asked 'Have you seen my necklace Joe?'
Oh BIG BIG scene 'Why do you ALWAYS blame me?' off on one proper.
Aha me thinks - a guilty concience if ever I saw one. Aww perhaps he's been feeling bad about it all day. I won't go on about it, he obviously has been thinking about it that's why he's reacted so badly to just one question on the subject.
Subject dropped. I moaned quietly to Mum about it down the phone. Kept wondering what the evil git had done with it......
I get out the bath and pop on my dressin gown
it's in the pocket redface
So I know you won't see this Joe, but I am sorry my boy! Feels better to say it eh? Have whispered it to him asleep......
Don't know if I dare say owt tomorrow!
Cathy x
Two hands of a prayer - Ben Harper
Sure there must be others but that sprang to mind first
Cathy x
Quote by rachel-lane+peaches
Living dangerously -
Horlicks wink
Saving myself for Thursday there's a van with several bottles of red in it on the Spanish coast waitin......
Cathy x

gimmie a lift chick lol x :wink:
There's a corner left in me case.....
Kisses for ya darlin
Cathy x
Living dangerously -
Horlicks wink
Saving myself for Thursday there's a van with several bottles of red in it on the Spanish coast waitin......
Cathy x
Quote by PoloLady
Not saying this just to be different - but - most of the time it is diagonal (top right to bottom left, with one foot out) redface

Oh what a picture!
I usually sleep right on the edge with 10 year olds' foot in me spine all night - generally on the right tho (ok I know but when he creeps in during the night he is just so snuggly surprisedopssmile
Cathy x