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30 May 2005

Quote by PoloLady
I know why, but it is unfair that couples always pay less than single blokes.
do gay couples pay couples rate or 2xsingle man rate??? :arrow: :shock:

Not forgetting single fems are often FREE!
Which seems very fair to me lol

Life's good :smug:
Cathy x

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29 May 2005

Quote by blonde
Hello fellow inmates.....
What pics do I have to take...............a beaver ? a cock ? how original....
I believe I am allowed to bring in 5 things.........
1. A large bottle of brandy
2, A large bottle of diet coke
3. A cleaner
4. A chef
5. Steveg........ (he's already in) so can I save number 5 until I know what I need ?
Thanx Little brother. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

No no I'm sorry - but are we going to have to put up with Blonde screaming orgasms every night? I think there ought to be some separate nights here. Blonde can come in with me some nights and Steve on others nights :twisted: Some of us aint ad it for weeks you know.................
I need the bombay treatment from Rache, cheek hurts but really riding the pain I am :twisted:
Pants are up Sarge x Come on let's go sit in the jacuzzi and soak our bottoms....
Cathy x

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29 May 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Hello!!! Hello!! Anybody there??? :shock: :shock:
Major Brother Sir!!! Can some one pull my pants up?? Please!!! :? :? :? :?

Here we go Sarge! Comin for a voddie? I'll pour you a double - you do look a little pale!
Don't mind Rachel she was just having a little play - great sense of humour eh?
Oi BB bring back Rache! Come on! What else ya supposed to do in a dungeon? rolleyes

Cathy x

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29 May 2005

God what a rush! :twisted: Now that's my kinda afternoon!
I've not been so turned on since I trapped my left nip in the ice cream freezer on purpose. Oh and the bombay mix - you knew that would get me didn't ya Rache biggrin

All goose pimply here - hope the rest of ya enjoyed......
Anyone for voddie????
Bet Steve's drank all the red bull :cry:
Cathy x

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29 May 2005

Quote by getcarter
why cant women have one large and one small...give a man a choice...oh, and also one on her back would be nice....it would give a man something to hold on to when doing the old doggy style

Hair in one hand (balance needed) grab round the front with the other and bobs yer uncle :twisted:
(Your head will be near her ear too so you can talk some real dirty stuff to her at the same time)
Just a suggestion but slightly more erotic than a tit on your back :crazy:
Some peeps just aren't satisfied eh?
Cathy x

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29 May 2005

Quote by blonde
...... it appears they are all ZZZZZZZZZZ ing !!!

Shhhh ....... it only looks that way. ;)
Steve
I know.... I've seen it on the other thread !!!!!!
*Whispering.....
Won't say a word long as you bring me a little momento of your liason with Blonde wink

Mnnnnnn :twisted:
Cathy x

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29 May 2005

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
:wink:
Ostracize and Incarcerate them I say
More space in Swinging Heaven for the rest of us.
We dont need them and they are not missed by the majority of us.
Leave them in their "play rooms and dungeons".
Medic_1 (resident nurse for the needy)

Not a fan of Big Brother myself - don't think I've ever watched it that I can remember.....
Seems like a bit of a giggle on here tho Fred lol

Cathy x

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29 May 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
What is connect 4?

Here Libra ....

Will do YMCA for an hour that will burn the kippers off
Another request for a pair of scales to see how my diets goin ......
Will see if I can sqeeze you in my rucksack for the Spain breakout Libra wink

Tongue stud might alert security tho mate
*Red sits down and does as she's told for 10 mins and plays blinkin connect 4. Waiting to see just how ES managed with the holes
Cathy x

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29 May 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
Right Libra I'll cook ya kippers if you wear that apron scantily clad.......
Been slappin cream on Sarges wrists for the past hour
(For the handcuff chaffs not for any sexually deviant practise you hear :twisted: )
Oh and I quite liked the cold shower......
Worried that my bombay mix hasn't arrived and I've been really good to the beaver....
Cathy x

the bombay did arrive check the bed for crumbs :wink: lol

Oh Rache

thought that was yer piercings causing that lovely sensation!
God I REALLY love the dhal!
Cathy x
err cath they were my pircings surprised

ops: :lol: i ment the penut i left under the pillow
Oh right! :wink: Can we try the bombay mix this avvie then?
I think we need the garden version of connect 4 please - the travel connect 4 you supplied is really not adequate hole-size-wise :twisted:
Thanks for big towels x
orf to sit on my sunlounger and do feck all but dream about dried peas and spanish sun......
Cathy x

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29 May 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
Right Libra I'll cook ya kippers if you wear that apron scantily clad.......
Been slappin cream on Sarges wrists for the past hour
(For the handcuff chaffs not for any sexually deviant practise you hear :twisted: )
Oh and I quite liked the cold shower......
Worried that my bombay mix hasn't arrived and I've been really good to the beaver....
Cathy x

the bombay did arrive check the bed for crumbs :wink: lol

Oh Rache

thought that was yer piercings causing that lovely sensation!
God I REALLY love the dhal!
Cathy x

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29 May 2005

Quote by Jiggle
Red
The secret committe has decided to set you a task to visit the spanish Big Brother house and report back on your findings. In the meantime you must allocate another SH member to take your place for the duration of your trip.
You must also ensure that all tasks are completed to Little Brothers satisfaction beforehand

Thank you Little Brother (is it true you are not that little, little brother?)
I have heard that Spanish big brother has a whole beach at their disposal and it's much more lenient than the english version. I will put in a full report definately in between lots of fun redface

Looking for someone to fill my place now :twisted: Mnnnn decisions decisions
Ms Red x

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29 May 2005

Right Libra I'll cook ya kippers if you wear that apron scantily clad.......
Been slappin cream on Sarges wrists for the past hour wink

(For the handcuff chaffs not for any sexually deviant practise you hear :twisted: )
Oh and I quite liked the cold shower......
Worried that my bombay mix hasn't arrived and I've been really good to the beaver....
Cathy x

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28 May 2005

FFS no advance warnin at all!
Oh god sarge is in too!!!!! Wicked :twisted:
Woke up with Rache's toe up my arse, even she didn't tip me the wink - some mate. Will make her porridge with water today wink

As stated I'm off on a little jaunt next Wednesday to warmer climes (any chance of sundbed for the next week just so I won't be too white for the beach???) so what I want to know is can I choose the person to replace me? (now you can trust me to come back, really you can, really)
My shopping list will be quite sparce;
*Skin cream/oil
*Bombay mix (Leicester cofresh mix please)
*Vodka (know that will be turned down but a gals gotta ask)
*Extra towel - please cater for the bigger gal I don't want to be showing all my bits just yet.
Wanderin off to jacuzzi for a bit of a splash.
OJ anyone?
Cathy x
(S'quite sexy y'all watchin ........)

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27 May 2005

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I am no longer Caff (double ff) I cannot use this name any further...................
After losing two and a half stone I went into marks this week and got measured
E cup! Haven't been an E cup since .... god I don't know I think I missed E cup and went straight to FF.
Anyway I bought a D just for the cleavage value :twisted:
Have lost weight before but the boobs always stayed - I don't want to lose much more off em I love me boobies!!!
Anyway......
This big booby thing runs in the family and my cousin had hers reduced years ago. It all went well and she's got a mighty fine pair! There are the obvious risks but I'd say things have come a long way since she had hers reduced even.
Good luck with whatever you decide babes!
Personally I think boobs rock wink

Cathy x

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27 May 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
G'night y'all (G'night John Boy etc.)
Rachel - happy to talk bollocks an hour ahead of you anytime. Its a bit like astronomy in that it takes years for us to see a star and it takes an hour to speak to you - or something like that!
I will try and be my usual serious, caring, thoughtful self tomorrow.
McC

nn hon mwah wink

Get to bed bitch!
Oh sorry I mean
nn Rache sweet dreams and don't forget to go wee fore ya get in.....
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave x

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27 May 2005

Wellllll..........
No adulty gatherings for me (saving up babysitting favours and keeping holiday spends clutched firmly in me mit) so it's just me and the boys.
We may do a little camping in Ashford, we may visit Mayfest (oh fab ANOTHER police dog jumping through a hoop rolleyes

) or I might make them clear the garden :twisted:
If it's nice weather then I'm runnin off to trusty Argos to get this recliner I've had my eye on - I will have tan before hol I will have tan before hol.
Oh might do a little work in between all that if I can be arsed :roll:
Have a blast whatever the rest of ya do!
Bank holidays eh? Why do they always think the kids have to have a week off following one? Beats me!
Cathy x

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25 May 2005

Quote by MQ
Leeds for me, what a line up, QOTSA, Foo Fighters, Maiden, Pixies and a huge plethora of amazing talent Got me tent all packed already hehe!

Can't bluddy wait I can't!
Cathy x

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25 May 2005

Quote by Lovecommando
Hello Daaave!

Really looking forward to seeing the film!
LC

Me too LC!
Maybe a gathering in sheffield and drinkies after I think........
Cathy x

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25 May 2005

Quote by kbuk
Can i come, can i come? Pretyy pretty please, with chocolate bits sprinkled on top.
I even promise not to flash RHG on web cam this time!
kbuk

Kbuk!
It's compulsory! I will be sat at home watching for disgraceful behaviour!!
Mnnnnnnn! Have a blast y'all!
Cathy x

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23 May 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
Oh was gonna ask you as well Postie - this thread reminded me........
Is there a little sandwich shop towards the back end of the precinct in Leicester?
I'm going there in a couple of months and y'know was just checking out I'd be ok for a butty
Also any sex shop locations would be helpful too. Preferably near butty shop, I can eat my sandwich whilst browsing.
Many thanks in advance.
Daaaaave x

you better bloody turn up aswell daaaave :lol:
x daaaaaaaave x
Oh look Rache - two of my passions at the same time; sex fings and butties! Oh yer can't go far wrong in Leicester can ya?? Course I'll turn up Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave.
Trying to keep postie feeling needed........
Know of any fishing tackle shops in Glasgow?
(Bet ya I just bet ya he does!)
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave x

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23 May 2005

Oh was gonna ask you as well Postie - this thread reminded me........
Is there a little sandwich shop towards the back end of the precinct in Leicester?
I'm going there in a couple of months and y'know was just checking out I'd be ok for a butty lol

Also any sex shop locations would be helpful too. Preferably near butty shop, I can eat my sandwich whilst browsing.
Many thanks in advance.
Daaaaave x

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22 May 2005

Ok ok just in case......
Yeah Rob, I'd help out if needed rolleyes

(Did I say that calmly enough?)
redface

Going red already look surprised

ops:
Cathy x
(Imagine that in yer inbox?)
(Had to post didn't I?)

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22 May 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
I'd have no problem shagging a hooker, provided s/he didn't expect any money off me

bag of chips and a can of fanta then blue? lol

hurry up im starving and me knickers are off :giggle:
rolleyes

So cheap!
Tsk tsk!
Cathy x

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22 May 2005

Thanks Wishy! Great party! worship

Ooh soooo tired! Few thank ya's and hi's!
Marcuso my travel bud - cheers matey for the lift!
Rache (Daaaave) I'm still laffin now - had yer ready brek girl? S'kept me glowin all day! Thanks for the giggles x Mrs GHC my face is aching too - ta for the company and see you soon xx
Big up to the essex mafiaaaaaaaaaa! Essexlady, Tatts and Bungle x We want to know what you did with that large balloon EL???????? Photos please x
Kinky Luton ta for the natter and next time bring that Marya chick along!
Angel and Postie - sorry to have barged in on your brekkie and then just continue giggling the whole way through! Lovely to see you both although I think I will try for the same landing as you next time wink

(Miss it all me don't I?)
All the regs - Jiggle, Sarah, Dammie, Blonde, Vicky, Polo (parfum def!), Jucy, Marms, Steel (up the owls biggrin

), Stuart and Tanina kiss

Not forgetting the fantastic job John did with the music! Really good night!
Missed loads of people I know so kisses all round.
My last party for a little while cos of holidays and stuff so make sure you party for me in the meantime :twisted:
Biggest kiss for Wishy x
Back to bed (again) for me - curse cheap vodka curse it....
Cathy x
(Stand and deliver! So that's why there was a Dick Turpin room :shock: Should be blonde aye!)

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21 May 2005

Wahey!!!
See you all in a bit!!!
Cathy x

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21 May 2005

Quote by piercedJon
Ditched the rabbit for a pulsatron!
Yum-mmmeeeee
Cathy x

LoL was going to say... nothing beats a pulsatron ;-)
But you have to be carefull with the wire that goes into the buzzy bits... it breaks... and for the sake of a fraction of a pence for a grommit they, the manufacturers, should stump up that concidering its 40+ quid cost price!
"Bell wire" is not that strong... its the most common complaint i've heard about it is the wire breaks as it enters the vibe bit and the bastards super glue them shut so you cant even do a diy job to fix the break
Agreed - lost my bestest attachment that way :cry:
Had to start all over again getting used to one of the other bits - dirty job but someone's got to do it!
I like the T shaped bit best - thats the bit that's fecked (so to speak :wink: )
Cathy x

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20 May 2005

Ditched the rabbit for a pulsatron!
Yum-mmmeeeee wink

Cathy x

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20 May 2005

:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Just back from seeing it!!
S'magic!
Cathy x

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20 May 2005

Quote by andyc
Also, is anyone going to the Leeds Carling Festival this year? it's going to be my 5th year there!

Yep indeedy! Third year running here wink

Cathy x

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20 May 2005

Character of Satine in Moulin Rouge!
Ooohhh Nicole!!!!!!
Cathy x

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