🎵 If you're in a sexless marriage, clap your hands 👐 🎵

Looking for NSA fun to add some sexual excitement back into my life. I don't send d*ck pics

I like both my wine and humour dry, but that's where my desire for anything dry ends.

I believe people are beautiful, everyone in their own unique way so no need to be shy or ashamed of anything.

I'm a professional working in a serious professional field so I like a bit of silliness in my life.

I don't judge, except if you have a "Only God can judge me" tattoo.

And if I wanted to make bad financial decisions I would just invest in NFTs so I'm not looking to be your sugar daddy.