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Robin__Prince__of__Thieves
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 50
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Quote by cplbbw
walks in, pulls up a chair, sits down with a ice cold pint of fosters, takes a long deep slug of beer, sits back, lights up a malboro light, looks out the window and sighs "ahhhhhhh"" :thumbup:
iv not
you yet hunnyhere have a big one
right back atcha baby
as he leans over trying not to spill his drink down your clevage. Quote by man9570
I'm looking for a woman (as are most men) I need help to make my Mrs' fantasy come true, she want's to watch me with another woman.
What is the best way to go about this???
Im sitting here thinking, damn, if only my "Mrs" had a fantasy like that - one can only dream :sad: :sad: :lickface:
Quote by constance
i have just left work, tidied up all the loose ends left over from xmas like customer complaints, lost items etc etc and my desk is now spotless.
trouble is i have just got home minus my mobile phone
it is either in the shredder, the skip outside, my filing trays or on the coffee tray to be returned to the canteen.....
now do i go a weekend minus my phone, or go back to work to retrieve it........ think i'll take a chance on nobody phoning me for a meet and have a quiet weekend
Weather you go and collect you mobile will surely depend on what type of pictures you have on your mobile?
I left mine behind a while back and it had a full set of rather, ehm shall we say, less than convetional pix. I went back rather quickly to collect it!!
similar story springs to mind - a few weeks ago enroute to a meeting I jumped into a black cab only to find that the person before me had kindley left his mobile on the seat.
The honest person that I am I called a few of his numbers and managed to locate the poor guy. we arranged to meet so that he could be reunited with his phone but not before I had a good gander at his pictures "shooo weee" this was one active guy and he had some VERY interesting friends....
Quote by PoloLady
Things to try.......
Tie you up and slap you hard for an hour or so around the face with a kipper (still vacuum pack to it doesn't fall to bits). Wax off one of your eyebrows. Stuff a melon with wirewool and insert your penis inside, whilst fucking your arse with a a large hair brush.
Then you could move on to some really kinky stuff.
Polo Lady you make me laugh.. :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :thumbup: :thumbup: :laughabove:
Quote by DaytimePlayboy:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
You were so drunk you fucked a toilet bowl...Ewwww. Was it dirty... Aaaaawwwww
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: I know and I couldnt figure out why I had loo role tied around my ankles either!!! - crazy stuff
did you wake up feeling flushed?
cha ching - priceless
No shit????
Ahuh!
Quote by meat2pleaseu:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
You were so drunk you fucked a toilet bowl...Ewwww. Was it dirty... Aaaaawwwww
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: I know and I couldnt figure out why I had loo role tied around my ankles either!!! - crazy stuff
did you wake up feeling flushed?
cha ching - priceless
Quote by DaytimePlayboy:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
You were so drunk you fucked a toilet bowl...Ewwww. Was it dirty... Aaaaawwwww
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: I know and I couldnt figure out why I had loo role tied around my ankles either!!! - crazy stuff
Quote by adi1567
Gargle with ouzzo; once the burning stops after 5 or so seconds you won't feel a thing for hours; oh and swallow the ouzzo; waste not want not
Ouzzo!!!!! "Bleeeaggh" cant stand the stuff. just thinking about it makes me cringe - brings back very bad memories of me and a toliet bowl in Istanbul. :upset:
