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Robin__Prince__of__Thieves
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 50

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Quote by welshsexmonkey
Blueyes0100 -
Have you even looked at billie_j's profile?
Seeing as you say you're a straight male in yours, I think you should...

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: You cant fault him on his eagerness though, jumping in with both feet comes to mind..
Quote by raunchyrabbits
I know the problem. Not because I'm that well endowed myself, but we have had a threesome with a guy who was, and he struggled to get the condom on comfortably. I can't suggest any solution but just wanted to confirm that it is a problem for some guys.

Am i imagining this or is there a easy role on condom device?
dunno
Reading this reminds me of a semi-similar situation in which I wish I had just kept my mouth shut.
My partners sister has been trying for years to get pregnant by her husband, despite the tests and all the other things that they went through they had no success. Things began to get strained between them.
Cut a long story short the sister is very attractive and one evening when she popped over for Sunday lunch with us, mother and her best friend in tow, after a few to many bottles of wine thinking that I was been helpful I blurted out that I would be happy to offer my services to her.
To the mother, my girfriend, her sister and her friend it pretty much sounded like I was saying that I wanted to shag her (which I have always fantasized about) - anyway, uncomfortable hushed silence ensued, glaring looks from my then girlfriend, I promptley left the room.
:doh: :doh: innocent bolt
Quote by marcus69
Pmsl at all the replys, sound like most of peeps on here just like to chat lol......should called this a chat room lol.....why not all of you come and make it a party lol...pmsl...ha ha....Any way still looking for a real couple or female who's not all talk...lol..pmsl.............. wink

He sure does laugh a lot - I'll give him a dollar for that :grin:
Quote by picoNblue
I wee in the shower quite often....well it all gets washed away with the water doesn't it?
Am I wrong? confused

hey, so do I. Whats the big deal anyway, its only H2O with a few body bi-products.
Quote by happyhammer
yeahim serious ... just thought ... what the hell you never know some lovely lady might like to suck my 8.5"

Would that be the same thing as a 2 by 4 pine beam then? :crazy: :crazy:
Quote by duncanlondon
You're not a smoker are you?
Only your cock looks a bit nicotine stained round about the mid riff.
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :thumbup:
Quote by winchwench
:fuckinghell: poke smackbottom bolt

Careful mate, she does Martial arts twice a week.... duel duel :thumbup:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: wink
Yes, but she does it on Mondays and Wednesdays so you should be OK today!! confused confused confused lol lol lol
oh! thank god 4 that! that was close cool :shock:
Aha.......but she has a long memory Grasshopper!!!! :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: innocent innocent innocent :laughabove: :laughabove:
Quote by bot2om69
what is wrong with you wussys bareback is always better!!!

This is true - Condoms dont really do it for me but then again neither do STD's. If I knew the people I was going to be barebacking with and trusted them then fine, bring it on!
If not then I'll go gloved. :thumbup:
Quote by redstilletto
no
it dont work ...... :twisted:
get yourself some good stuff from boots ( no not denim or old spice) and watch the ladies swoon wink

Was going to start a new thread but thought I would do a search first - see I was paying attention innocent
Actually, this stuff does work - I got my hands on some last week, through the internetweb all the way from the US of A. Not going to drop the name but is has a active compound in it called (Di-Dehydroepiandrosterone) "pheww"" which increases the plasma pheromone levels in women. The pheromone's are detected by the vomeronasal organ which is a gland located in the nose..
Anyway, short story is that Im a sceptic until proven otherwise. I've definately noticed more eye contact, smiles and even straight forward flirting from women least I mention that I have had more fun in the sack with my other half than I have in ages.
But hey, I could be imagening it all.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Quote by Redcloud
too be honest she knows = only if i am discreet and the other party too

what does she know?> that you are looking for sex on this site or that you are frustrated because you havnt had sex in 18months.....
Surely there must be a reason why your wife doesnt want to have sex with you and for such a long time? Ask her??? - well thats what I would do anyway, but thats just me.. blink
Quote by mrfun69
what a load a bollox! you're on about the wrong sort of conkers mate! rolleyes :P
there's many ways to make your cock harder, with some handy tips here
basically, they pump 'em full of steroids and stick spikes on 'em! :shock:
hope this helps?
neil x x x ;)

i think the man ment penis dummy
Ahhhhh, thanks for letting us know :laughabove: :laughabove: :thumbup: dunno
Quote by brumcock
Does any one know how to make it harder(cock).

Yeah!!! try doing more of this :wanker: and then go and do a little of this blast and if that doesnt work go and do this banghead
Quote by tameside_couple
hi im new

hi new , thats a strange name :P x :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :thumbup:
where in detail i shall tell why i am here !! and what i would like to expect !?!?!?
"Sheeesssshhh" demanding arnt you?? :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :jagsatwork:
First choice - a sex starved Liv Tyler
Second choice: a container load full of beer drinkies and my Girlfriend - she's very good with her hands :thumbup: