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Robin__Prince__of__Thieves
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 50

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certainly not arrogant and don't want to lose my newly found status, simply amazed it is such hard work to find a match in a City of 10m people!!
This is true wave
Perhaps one might try another stint at kings cross station again :scared:
Funnily enough there was a similar piece in the London Metro today " Dangerous Liaisons" - Swapping Partners is a common Fantasy?
Go figure dunno dunno
Quote by jamesclel
My wife is well up for being shagged in front of me. It gets my cock nice and hard and I have a nice slow wank while he fucks her

Good for you, :wanker:
Quote by marriedmale
Sorry if I seem to be in a particularly sarcastic mood today - it's because I am.
Some days one just cannot tolerate fools, and I guess this is one of those days for me.
So if I seem to have lost my sense of humour (however strange it may be) that's the reason why.
For anyone else having a crap day - feel free to rant, moan, scream or whatever in here.

Hey, thats totally ok, having a crappy day as well so was good to vent some steam even though if at the expense of a ann summers sales rep 2 star hotel frequenter with a indoor/outdoor sex fetish - (not that there is anything wrong with the latter part) bolt :thumbup:
Quote by de_sade
early gray thats my bag

:shock:
Methinks , still in cheap hotel with a suitcase full of clit-ticklers and an internet connection but nothing much left to ask about or much left to talk about has resorted to talking about the first thing which comes to hand, which just so happens to be a small square perforated paper container full of chopped brown leaves attached to a length of yarn with a label at the end.
As he says Earl Grey , that's his bag.
De_sade
:laughabove: :laughabove: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Quote by little gem
Bloody hell Gem !
You may just have something there ......
Does anyone make this sort of stuff yet ?
Err.... I don't want ony you understand - I ask merely for information !

Gap in the market....
Maybe it will be ;s next question for us all.
"Would you prefer your luggage to be see though or opaque?"
Not sure If anyone will give a fuck about that question either tbh... dunno ;)
PMSL - Little Gem you read my mind, was just about to say the same thing.
Quote by marriedmale
i work in the sex toy industry and would like to know if it`s a rabbit or 7"cock and balls?

As well as the hotel industry ?
Ding Dong :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :thumbup:
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have you worked in a hotel and what did you see or here?
redface

A lot of people walking in the front door with luggage :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :thumbup:
but what was in the luggage?
FFS banghead banghead dunno
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have you worked in a hotel and what did you see or here?
redface

A lot of people walking in the front door with luggage :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :thumbup:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
When you answer the phone, some muppet on the other end says 'It's only me' :doh:

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Or, when its minus 15 degrees outside, snowing, ice everywhere and someone walks in wrapped up like a marshmellow and states "Sheesh - is it cold out there or what" :doh: banghead :doh: banghead :undecided:
Quote by Jags
Bugger all the medicines & tablets. I`ve tried them all & ladies love juices is the only cure for me.
Hurry ladies & nurses, I`m in a bad way. Lost my voice now

Wait until your fingers go numb and then get back to us, eh??
:P :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Ahhh, but he asked so nicely as well... rolleyes
Quote by Mal
Is it free?
And as much as you want to get to know the people from here before they come, I think we would like to know a bit more about you as it's your first post.
Mal
wink

HURRAH, a party in London :taz: - but yes, a bit of info re your situation and who you are would be good.
Not that we dont trust you of course :thumbup: :thumbup: innocent innocent
Quote by andy2120
did anyone see the apparent-ass on More 4 last nite (monday nite, 11:30pm ish) with seymour butts?

Sorry, nope not me , I was to busy :sleeping:
Quote by DeeCee
I can't be arsed to hunt through the photo ads
So....
WLTM sexy fellas, over 5'8", not too old and not too young, not too stupid and not too posh, open minded, likes groups and clubs, not too far away (I am in Leicester), knows what they are doing sex-wise, not apeishly hairy, own teeth - eyes and legs, is actually single (for availablility reasons) and bi-sexual would be a bonus.
Is it too much to ask?

would you like to sit on my face?
Priceless - well done :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: