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Robin__Prince__of__Thieves
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 49

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Quote by keeno
Does a mate's wedding video with me snogging the bridesmaid count?
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Bride would've been better !!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
You didn't see her. A giant merengue (is that how you spell it?) with legs like oak trees.
:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: sounds like the mirror image of my last blind date :silly: bolt
Quote by Abilene
Does a mate's wedding video with me snogging the bridesmaid count?
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Bride would've been better !!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
better stil -l the Groom :shock:
Quote by keeno
Does a mate's wedding video with me snogging the bridesmaid count?
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Quote by Abilene
Has anyone here ever been involved in filming/video work for the adult industry. Not necessarily porn, but perhaps nudity? The reason I ask is that there seems to be a lot of exhibitionists on the site (see the chat rooms lol) and I was wondering if anyone took it that bit further?

Does my ex filming me without my knowledge/consent and then showing all his mates and brothers count?? :shock:
ahhhhhh, hence the shovel, dead body and the afore mentioned 6ft hole :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: blink
Quote by Abilene
Hmmmmm ..... am now pondering if 'The Mile High Club' applies to helicopters !!!

Reckon its any air transport as long as your high enough. But you must keep control of the joystick. lol
Holds joystick firmly with both hands .... Am I flying now?? Am I? Am I ? Am I?
**thwump** Ok, back to earth and reality ....... sounds like a blast PL. At least put your hand on your copilots *knee* for me and scream my name so I can be an honorary member of the Mile High Club.
images of a bare white bum squished up against the perspex glass window while the helipcopter does wild uncontrolable dips and turns across the yorkshire country side springs to mind :lol: :lol: :lol:
Nope sorry - you got me there - lucky thing you - worship :worship: :worship: :thumbup:
just remember - no star jumping when you get out.. :moon:
Quote by Abilene
here we go again....2/8/06 8pm server one, usual password usual rules.....

Yippeee ... be there after my date .... yes, I said date. Don't laugh but my mom set it up as she is convinced you must be miserable if you are single. Bless her!!!
I have come to the mind-numbing conclusion that my mom does not love me as much as Ithought she did. 'Nuff said about my date. rolleyes
LOL... I wouldnt worry to much - your date couldnt have been anywher near as bad as mine was on Tuesday eve - gives me the chills just thinking about it... :shock:
Quote by Abilene
I not only turn the stereo down to figure out where I'm going but I also nod at the speaker of a drive through place !!!!
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Now If this is a strange habit of mine but whilst on the phone I have to walk round normally in circles dunno
I can't talk on the phone in front of people :dunno:
Ok .. how about this ... the other day I was getting money out of an ATM and I actually said my answers out loud to the "do you want a receipt" questions etc ........ rolleyes
Hmmm, starting to worry me a little now :bounce: loon bolt
Oh hush ... I was sooooo embarrassed when the kids ( now I feel old ) in line behind burst out laughing ... course I burst out laughing too :doh:
Well, depsite the obvious embarrassment caused by been found out talking to a cash machine blink
it was more the part about you, the shovel, your dead husband and a 6ft hole that made me worried :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :scared: :grin: :grin: :thumbup:
Quote by Abilene
I not only turn the stereo down to figure out where I'm going but I also nod at the speaker of a drive through place !!!!
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :thumbup: worship - Priceless
Now If this is a strange habit of mine but whilst on the phone I have to walk round normally in circles dunno
I can't talk on the phone in front of people :dunno:
Ok .. how about this ... the other day I was getting money out of an ATM and I actually said my answers out loud to the "do you want a receipt" questions etc ........ rolleyes
Hmmm, starting to worry me a little now :bounce: loon bolt
Quote by H-x
Right thats enough now ladies.....back to your kitchens! bolt

rotflmao
yes sa *curtsy*
milk and sugar?
Oh bugga, broke a nail
H.x :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :thumbup:
Quote by Abilene
I not only turn the stereo down to figure out where I'm going but I also nod at the speaker of a drive through place !!!!
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Quote by blackcat123
Hello,
i have been with my wife for 18 years we have two kids 4 years and a year and a half and that was the last time we had sex we get on se well have a laugh but there is no sex between us and i ask if would could go and see someone about it but she just laughed,
i was getting so grumpy over the bad tht when i did bump into a girl i ad not seen for years we ended up as sex buddies( after a year) we never talk i just go round and we have great sex,
and i know its having my cake and eat it ,
but my home life is fantastic now i do not want a divorse,
but if it had carried on the way it was thats what would of happened .
so now you can all throw eggs at me for being a bad man

No! not a bad man at all and in actual fact you would be amazed how many men would rlalte to your situation - me especially for one..
This thread has so hit the nail on the head if you compare my relationship as well as the ending of it.
Long term relationship - started off great, wonderful, varied and frequent sex life. 8 years down the road, mortgage, 2.3 children and the once a month Sunday morning shag just wasnt enough for me. Started getting to every 3/4 months and the doubts. arguments, grumpiness set in and then ultimatley me looking elsewhere and finding it.
Despite how much I loved and still do love her I dont think that (and Im not speaking for all men) that it would be possible to remain in a sexless relationship. Saying this every situation has its own special circumstances but picking up on what a few of the other people have said in any "loving" relationship sex is very important to maintain the bond/connection. If through medical conditions the actual act was impossible then it would take a very strong man to remain faithful to his wife/gf.
For me, well I know that I could not stay in a sexless realtionship. Been there done that and despite all my best efforts to spice things up and still getting rebuked there's only so much a man can take. The love is still there even though we are separted but the only thing that has changed is that the confirmation that we will never shag each other again.
Not sure if this rambling makes any sense (perhaps the whole situation is still a little fresh in my memory).,
Quote by banburyguy
a guy tries to organise sometign and all you can do is laugh at him
thats so rude!!!
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But seriously--- best of Luck OxfordPaul, hope you get it sorted and have great night...
Quote by jimbojetset
This is very important! I am glad you went to the doctor! A mate of mine who's a GP always says to people who don't go to their GP because they are too embarassed to be examined "well, imagine how embarassing it will be when you tell your family and friends your going to die from something we could have cured!"
And women wonder why we always have our hands on our testicles! Its in the interests of medicine and good health

Yes, couldnt agree with you more - there.s no need to be ambarrased at all. I had my testicles checked last year and felt nothing of it when the doc said drop em and had a good feel. if its a choice of dying from testicular cancer and having me nuts felt (even by a man) I would choose that latter any day.
On another note I did feel very emabarrased last month when I got myself a full STD check up and the very hot female nurse proceeded to shove a cotton bud down my japs eye - despite the obvious discomfort my dick decided to shrivel up like a snail retracting into its shell. not one of its prouder moments - tut tut tut he says :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :grin:
Quote by makaveli69
I'm thinking of cutting the grass this afternoon wanna watch :giggle:

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Few months back overheard my ex on the phone to her best friend saying how much she fancied her yoga teacher and how she was thinking of a way to break up with me. I guess that her mate suggested that she take a short hols with said yoga teacher and tell me when she got back
Wasnt until a few days later that I noticed a booking confirmation sticking out from under a pile of papers for a weekend trip to France. Albeit not actually a verbal confirmation of been dumped it wasnt until I waved it under her nose that she admitted that she had been seeing him for "ahem" extra after class lessons and that she didnt want to be with me.
I mean, really!!! couldnt she have had the balls or should I say fanny to tell me first and then go to her yoga retreat with him afterwards :fuckinghell: :kick:
Quote by Medic_1
then i will leave without anyone saying a word.
what not even thank you lol
:doh: but pussies cant talk, can they?
wink
Nah >>>>> they just Burp
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Quote by lovejoy68
think the easiest way to get her involved in swinging would be to take her to the nearest park sure they must have swings there lol
& if you want to watch her f**c other people just get her to take the swing seats when she leaves others will be well flucked when they try to swing :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Hi.
Rob here. 31yo, tall 6'4", slim body, green eyes, short dark hair, intelligent, witty, confident highly sexed guy at a loose end in Reading Berkshire this evening.
Am bi when the mood takes me but lean towards having a preference for women. Am versatile and unshockable, have been around the block so experienced enough to know how to conduct myself in group situations and i'm wondering if there are any cpls / guys / women wanting to join me for a drink in a near by pub and then head back to my place for some casual messing about..
If I dont hear anything no problem. Have a great bank hols everyone.
All the best
R
Quote by loveblock
confused if a man of 25 looks for sex, he is discribed as a virile stud, if a man of 65 looks for sex he is discribed as a lecherer. this shows soceity double standards. a man of 65 is entitled to look for sex just as much as a 25 year old , would you agree.

Sure, grab a handfull of viagra and hit the road running
Quote by sitinsprinter
I tried to be clever and disguise my email address in my post, but those darn clever Mods were too smart for me!!
I also know now that if I was silly enough to do it again, they wouldn't be very happy!!
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Quote by kezjo
looking 4 nsa fun and maybe the other wiv my bf ? I WANT TO WATCH HIM wiv another woman . and maybe join in .

Now why couldnt my girlfriend have made a simiiar proposal worship
Oh!! wait hang on. Just remembered that she left me a few days ago for her yoga instructor... bolt :sparring: