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Robin__Prince__of__Thieves
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 49

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Quote by byron
I did once ask a woman (and I meant it genuinely) "When's the baby due?" and she glared at me and said "I'm not pregnant". :doh:

hahahahahah - priceless biggrin :D :D
Quote by Kiss_Me
"put your cam on and show us your c**t" rolleyes
I mean... how can a girl resist such charm dunno

:doh:
I must stop using that line!
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: worship :worship: :thumbup:
priceless
Quote by sparky230
No Dawnie i'm not on about me call sign lol
Right i'm ill, and throughly fed up with it,spent most of last week with rough tummy and constantly going to loo, turns out i've got a kidney infection. Full of Wind, constant bloated tummy, don't feel like eating and i'm throughly bored and cheesed off.
So I've come in for a moan banghead

Yep...thanks for that, he says as he is just about to bite into a chicken, sweetcorn, mayonaisse and chilli wrap
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Hope you feel better soon though.
Quote by Gambit
No, but I wont forget the chap with the nettles on Euro Trash...
Now that is painful I am sure.
lol
Gambit

:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
makes my eyes water just thinking about it :shock:
I know a really great website where these guys actually reply to their emails and bait the scammers - some of them are hilarious and a great read especially when the scammers start getting irrate with the baiters when they dont provide them with the western union slip they promised confirming that they have sent them the adminstration fee for handeling the paper work from Lagos rolleyes :roll: :roll:
If anyone wants a look see let me know
:bounce:
Quote by Gambit
At the Hotel California you can check in anytime of day or night, but you can never leave....
Gambit
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Quote by Abilene

"Please make sure your signature image is as sparkly, flashy and large as possible!"
:giggle:

Yep make it one big mother fucker!!!!! with every bell and whistle hanging off it that ya can find....you big yerself up Robin...big it up in bling!!!!!
again I struggle to find the appropriate emoticon
Is there one with a shotgun PL??
Ohhhhh you're back..... shit now you're talking about shotguns :eeek: :eeek: bolt
:P :P :P :P
Quote by davej

"Please make sure your signature image is as sparkly, flashy and large as possible!"
:giggle:

Yep make it one big mother fucker!!!!! with every bell and whistle hanging off it that ya can find....you big yerself up Robin...big it up in bling!!!!!
Chaaaaa chinggggg worship
Hi all.
quick question - how do i add a gif/jpeg pic or image to my forum signature???
(NOTE): I know the search button is my friend and have been very friendly with it for the last 30min but it hasnt helped me on this occacion,
Any assistance appreciated
Ta
hmmm, de'ju vu....
I have had a profile up on said dating site for months and while searching the new members a few days ago who's semi finished profile minus picture should I come across but..... yes, my ex's.
you might ask how I know it's hers - just trust me I know.....
A part of me is really happy that she is moving on but the other "devilish" side is seriosly toying with the idea of leading her on a wild goose chase
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
No. not really, I'm just more intersted in knowing how she is going to describe herself more than anything else....
and then perhaps drop her a email saying "liar liar liar pants on fire"
wink
"hit any key"?????
where the hell is the "hit any key" button??? fecking PC keeps on telling me to "hit" the "any key" button.
Been here for hours trying to find it :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: rolleyes
Hi.
Long shot and probably a million to one chance but, hey!! If you don’t ask you don’t get.
I’m a single guy, 30, tall 6’4”, live alone in Reading Berkshire, great apartment so can accommodate, have been around the SH game for a while so am experienced enough to know how to conduct myself in one on one or more situations.
Am hoping to hook up with a cpl/single female tonight or possibly in the near future who might be interested in spending a few hours with a fun, witty, adventurous good looking and down right horny liberated guy. Don’t have any problems with the bi-scenario either but lean more towards women. Can travel within reason as well if you don’t fancy venturing as far a field as Reading.
Have pictures in my profile (happy to send more) and will gladly give my mob number for an early chat if you prefer.
If anything, perhaps meeting first for a few drinks and if all comfortable then take it from there, if not then at least you had a few free drinks and a night out with a tall good-looking guy rolleyes
Anyway, if I don’t hear anything then so be it. Have a good weekend and play safe..
Regards
R.
Quote by sheddy
From what I've seen of the photo ad's the new SH method is to use a sky plus remote or a can of lager confused :?
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<,Trying to remember if he's ever measured his :?

No no no no sheddy - its the the imperial lather shower wash bottle thats the accepted measurment meathod lol
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony

I hope I didnt offend anyone with this post. It is aimed at no-one in particular ... just wanted to offer some advice.
Abi xxx

It wont offend hun, we've all been there lol
Advice from Dark :
1) if they're one liners, press the delete button. If someone cant be arsed to put effort into saying hello then chances are they aint gonna put effort into anything else.
2) If they read like you're a piece of meat and the new fem on the block that someone wants a chunk of before evryone else gets there - delete em.
3) If they sound desperate, or want to be your 'friend', or want to show you the ropes - get rid. Single fems are easy targets for the sucess by association brigade - dont fall for it, delete em.
4) If they're rude or want to know why you havent replied after one pm - delete em. If they're impatient and pushy in pm, imagine what they're like face to face :shock:
5) Cock shots - with the 'want some of this' line ? the delete button is your friend :lol:
shall I go on? :lol:
I'm not cynical at all me :lol:
Very very good advise.
Wish i could just prod them with my zapper :twisted: :lol:
Shaz x
Cattle prod... im sure I saw something about a cattle prod a while back - perhaps u should get one of those?? wink
Quote by Abilene
Maybe I should get one. Saves having to dig up the patio for the next hubby :twisted:

I knew we were kindred spirits !!!!
You know they say your best friend is the one who will come and bail you outta jail? Well, I say your best friend is the one who helps you bury the body!!! :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: dont mention the hole!!!!!! :taz:
Quote by Silk and Big G
First you'll need some towels , hot water , a stick of celery and a cheese grater . Then a large packet of plasters , a tube of tomato puree and permission from the nearest Presbyterian cleric - and of course a thimble....................now stand on the ladder - did i mention the ladder :shock:
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Quote by redpantherman
Now stand back & wait for the queue to form offering you a demo :giggle:

LOL.... you just read my mind RPM
RPM Says...
That wasn't hard... After all your just a perv like me :twisted:
:thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :cheers:
Quote by PoloLady
I am going to fly a helicopter!
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

yes yes yes yes yes - we heard you the first time lol
me very jealous wave :wave:
Quote by keeno
Does a mate's wedding video with me snogging the bridesmaid count?
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Bride would've been better !!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
better stil -l the Groom :shock:
You didn't see him. Looked like a bag of shit don up awkward.
Sounds like it must have been a blinding wedding then biggrin