Quote by 0lam_69er
right you lot.. go and get undressed..........
... or i will be DYA!!!!
Undressed? Why? Does someone want a ride on my big red chopper skateboard?
I love to have sex on black griptape sheets
And skate slalom between your thighs
Quote by 0lam_69er
right you lot.. go and get undressed..........
... or i will be DYA!!!!
Quote by lil_mizz_numpty
I had a strange thought about piss this morning, if you drink pee, it is supposed to be the first one of the day that does you most good. What if you got up in the middle of the night for one, that would be classed as the first one of the day, but you might not be thirsty at that time.
Also what if you had just had sex or masturbayted, your pee (if you were a bloke that is) would have loads of spermy things floating about in it.
Wonder what the sugarpuffs flavour is like :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Sandal
It seems those other two imposter waiters are off somewhere skiving. So, I am fookin off to watch the footie highlight and 'av a beer. Someone else can clean-up all these empties from last night.
Does anyone mind if I just shoot this fookin jumpin gorilla ---------> :bounce:
They do my fookin head in !