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Over 90 days ago
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Quote by 0lam_69er
right you lot.. go and get undressed..........
... or i will be DYA!!!!

Undressed? Why? Does someone want a ride on my big red chopper skateboard?
I love to have sex on black griptape sheets
And skate slalom between your thighs

cool :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :silly: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: 8-)
Quote by Sandal
Does anyone else here think Ruff Ruff is a bit of a dogger ? lol bolt

Have you tried dogging on a skateboard? It's not easy you know, even on a Harley Davidson skateboard.
:shock: :shock: :shock: confused :? :? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by lil_mizz_numpty
I had a strange thought about piss this morning, if you drink pee, it is supposed to be the first one of the day that does you most good. What if you got up in the middle of the night for one, that would be classed as the first one of the day, but you might not be thirsty at that time.
Also what if you had just had sex or masturbayted, your pee (if you were a bloke that is) would have loads of spermy things floating about in it.
Wonder what the sugarpuffs flavour is like :twisted: :twisted:

Well, as my Uncle Fred used to say,
"It's better to drink it
and bear the taste
than let all that water
go to waste".
:silly: :silly: :silly: :silly:
Quote by FruitTea1796
Yeah but dies it taste of roses?? the chocolatey variety!?

Indeed it does. God is a woman.
Lovely boobs by the way biggrin :D :D :D
Quote by Sandal
It seems those other two imposter waiters are off somewhere skiving. So, I am fookin off to watch the footie highlight and 'av a beer. Someone else can clean-up all these empties from last night.
Does anyone mind if I just shoot this fookin jumpin gorilla ---------> :bounce:
They do my fookin head in !

Are you fookin taking the piss?
Are you sure it's piss and not pre-cum? Though it is usually unwise to generalise from the specific, mine are both colourless and smell of roses.
biggrin :D :D :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :D :D :D